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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5923006 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15000 on: June 21, 2013, 03:49:10 pm »

"Thought getting used to navigating a bit by tact and hearing couldn't hurt. I was trying that exactly for the case there's something preventing me from using my suit's flashlight." Milno crosses his arms and sighs, feeling like he's out of options at the moment. "To be fair, I just wanted to use my time for something productive, that could end up helping me during a mission in case of emergency."

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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15001 on: June 21, 2013, 04:23:50 pm »

"hmmm, decisions, decisions." He sighs, as he walks away from the man at the lab, waving over his shoulder.

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Just a friendly reminder that I still have a  near-mint condition MK.II for sale, at 60% of the armory price! Also available, a field-tested prototype named "ze flammenwerfer" for a mere 6 tokens. It werfs flammen and a thermite mixture hot enough to burn through steel! Great for birthday parties, doors and turning helpless meatbags into ash. Comes with 1,5 tanks of liquid. Don't hesitate, incinerate! smooth operation not guaranteed, keep mixture away from self and allies at all costs, Pancaek inc. is not responsible for injuries and/or death caused by this weapon. Apply for your newbie-discount today

Spam people's inboxes with my sales pitch, go the lobby, grab me some booze and join in watching the TV
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15002 on: June 21, 2013, 04:25:23 pm »

Go to the infirmary, get the amp installed, then go wait next to the pods

specifically, lean against the wall across from the pods, hands behind my back, head tracking people as they move past, but not making eye contact.
Watch and wait more, do not allow myself to be beaten with a bat, enter pod on my own when Nyars threatens, but loiter until then.
you know how I quote myself when I'm doing the same action over and over? yeah, I'm still loitering at the pods, and will hop in when the time comes.
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the sound of metallic tapping as Nyars stalks the halls, rhythmically rapping his bat against the floor and walls. You pretty sure you can hear him singing something.
Get podded
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15003 on: June 21, 2013, 11:02:45 pm »

Unconsciously wonder how these pods are supposed to work.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15004 on: June 21, 2013, 11:09:34 pm »

((This is gonna be Fun with just a mining exosuit (assuming even that's out of the locker) and a cutting torch. I can't even heal anymore. D:))


Nyars waaaaaaaaaaait!

Try to wake up and get an acrobat synthflesh body. Preferably a more feminine-looking one, if they have those.

Also a microwave manipulator, or just a microwave manipulator if I can't get botted but can get unpodded.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15005 on: June 22, 2013, 06:59:13 am »

"Now that's just animal cruelty."

Zap on, zap on.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15006 on: June 22, 2013, 12:20:51 pm »

If 'minor experience' is a 1 and 'melted brain' is 10, Jim chooses a 6.5 setting.
You select the effect and hit enter. The world fades to black and suddenly you're standing in a black abyss with nothing else except Feyri. And she is naked. Oh my, maybe you selected 6.9 instead.

"Thought getting used to navigating a bit by tact and hearing couldn't hurt. I was trying that exactly for the case there's something preventing me from using my suit's flashlight." Milno crosses his arms and sighs, feeling like he's out of options at the moment. "To be fair, I just wanted to use my time for something productive, that could end up helping me during a mission in case of emergency."

Talk.
The armory master seems to grin for a second.

"I could teach you some useful things, if you want. I don't think there's anyone on your team thats specifically versed in the use of controlled explosives. Or assassination."

"hmmm, decisions, decisions." He sighs, as he walks away from the man at the lab, waving over his shoulder.

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Just a friendly reminder that I still have a  near-mint condition MK.II for sale, at 60% of the armory price! Also available, a field-tested prototype named "ze flammenwerfer" for a mere 6 tokens. It werfs flammen and a thermite mixture hot enough to burn through steel! Great for birthday parties, doors and turning helpless meatbags into ash. Comes with 1,5 tanks of liquid. Don't hesitate, incinerate! smooth operation not guaranteed, keep mixture away from self and allies at all costs, Pancaek inc. is not responsible for injuries and/or death caused by this weapon. Apply for your newbie-discount today

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"Now that's just animal cruelty."

Zap on, zap on.
You grab a bottle of the HMRC's finest booze fluid and wander over to the couch, flopping down beside Chin and taking a swig.

"Whats on?"

"I dunno, it looks like something about being Prosperous

Go to the infirmary, get the amp installed, then go wait next to the pods

specifically, lean against the wall across from the pods, hands behind my back, head tracking people as they move past, but not making eye contact.
Watch and wait more, do not allow myself to be beaten with a bat, enter pod on my own when Nyars threatens, but loiter until then.
you know how I quote myself when I'm doing the same action over and over? yeah, I'm still loitering at the pods, and will hop in when the time comes.
More of this
Continue to Loi-
the sound of metallic tapping as Nyars stalks the halls, rhythmically rapping his bat against the floor and walls. You pretty sure you can hear him singing something.
Get podded
Damn right.

Unconsciously wonder how these pods are supposed to work.
First they force oxygenated fluids into your lungs, colon and other empty spaces via either your natural vents, or ones they've drilled into you. Then comes the uncomfortable stuff.

((This is gonna be Fun with just a mining exosuit (assuming even that's out of the locker) and a cutting torch. I can't even heal anymore. D:))


Nyars waaaaaaaaaaait!

Try to wake up and get an acrobat synthflesh body. Preferably a more feminine-looking one, if they have those.

Also a microwave manipulator, or just a microwave manipulator if I can't get botted but can get unpodded.


You get both your new body and your new weapon. Nyars watches the whole time, tapping his bat against his hand.






Alright then, everyone on mission head on over to the other thread. I'll have the post up for that as soon as I get all the cheat sheets made up for the new guys.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15007 on: June 22, 2013, 12:37:22 pm »

Targets are manifestations of inner demons. Hope that literal killing makes it metaphorical killing as well.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15008 on: June 22, 2013, 01:20:38 pm »

((Which remembers me one of the projects I had forgotten was a grenade-tagging device. May get onto it sometime later.))

"Yeah, we don't have anyone like that. If you're willing to teach, then I want to learn." he answers, wanting something productive to occupy his time with while he's at the Sword.

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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15009 on: June 22, 2013, 01:37:03 pm »

((...Which mission thread are we using and where did it go?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15010 on: June 22, 2013, 02:14:28 pm »

((...Which mission thread are we using and where did it go?))

((Formerly the Mission 9a (ghost ship mission) thread, now appropriately dubbed the Mission 10 thread.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15011 on: June 22, 2013, 03:31:55 pm »

"Well, that killed my braincells better than any alcohol."

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15012 on: June 22, 2013, 04:35:02 pm »

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15013 on: June 22, 2013, 04:50:01 pm »

"Well, that killed my braincells better than any alcohol."
"that's because you ain't tryin' hard enough, lightweight. Though I'll admit, even for space-tv standards, that was pretty gorram stupid.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« Reply #15014 on: June 22, 2013, 06:43:11 pm »

Jim obviously decides to approach Feyri and see what develops.
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