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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6002025 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: The Circle of Depravity
« Reply #1455 on: May 21, 2012, 11:54:32 pm »

Doctor, I'm sure you don't want me to start tearing this place apart until I find you. Now be a man and come in here. Actually, hold off on that. I'm going to go and freak out the others first. When I come back, I just want these replaced with normal cyborg limbs. Otherwise, I go to the Armory Master, get a Microwave Field Manipulator, and heat the medbay until the flesh melts off of your bones, then get someone else to find some normal limbs and put them on me. Got it?

Go to the Rec Room and creep out everyone inside. Then return to the medbay and hope to hell that the doctor shows up.
You pull yourself on to your new legs and head of to the rec room. You're surprised just how fast and silently you move on your new legs, hissing along on the thin but powerful spidery limbs. You make it to the rec room and stand in the center of the room, wiggling your tentacle arms, your razor sharp claws clinking together, and stamping your half dozen feet.

Keep wrestling Renen and attempt to pin him.

"Sorry, May — I missed, bad coordination,"  said Empyrean between breaths, trying to win against R.
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[Renen dex:3]
You try yet again to get Renen of May. You grab him squarely by the pants and yank, trying to pull him off. You manage to pull his pants to down to his ankles before you fall face first onto him again.

((I just saw my helmet...It is actually beautiful. Even jaded, uncaring Milno has to admit it is nicely done and the armory master deserves some respect.))

Milno takes the honey badger helmet with somewhat of a surprised look. Even his snarky self has to recognize and appreciate a job well done. His fingers pass slowly along the well-done lines of the material and he decides to really stare into the armory master's face to thank her instead of maintaining his modus operandi of late of just ordering something, getting it and leaving the place.
"Thank you. This is actually more than what I had planned for, and I have to admit I am very grateful for it, for it is very well-done..."

His grin sparks again, fiercely.
"And I promise you I will make good use of it."

Milno dons the helmet and leaves for the rec room if the armory master has nothing else to add.
You put on your new, extremely regal helmet and thank the armory master. She smiles and nods, so you head back to the rec room, walking as tall as you can while rolling in a wheelchair.

You take a mouthful of your booze and pill mixture and start playing with Thomas. And then your fingers pop off and walk away. Uh.

"Oh no, not again!" thinks Lukas. He stands up and starts chasing his fingers. "Come back here!" he screams, ignoring the brawl that has started near him. "You're not gonna get away from me this time!"

Stand up and attempt to grab fingers with stumps.
You stand up and start running after your fingers, which all run off in different directions. You follow your right thumb and are about to catch it when your arms fall off and start slithering away. This is less then helpful.

You take a mouthful of your booze and pill mixture and start playing with Thomas. And then your fingers pop off and walk away. Uh.

"Oh no, not again!" thinks Lukas. He stands up and starts chasing his fingers. "Come back here!" he screams, ignoring the brawl that has started near him. "You're not gonna get away from me this time!"

Stand up and attempt to grab fingers with stumps.

((What, is Tuesday in the early, early morning Body Horror Time?))

((I guess this the the GM's way of telling us not to do drugs))
Not so much "Don't do drugs" more "When you start drinking something the armory master describes as "Special" and mixing it with random painkillers, expect results." 

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: The Circle of Depravity
« Reply #1456 on: May 22, 2012, 12:00:54 am »

Lukas stands in the middle of the rec room desperately looking at the floor around him. "Nooo! Not my arms. Thomas, quick...You'll have to get my arms back!"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: The Circle of Depravity
« Reply #1457 on: May 22, 2012, 12:01:09 am »

((@Skyrunner: ...You should just wait until Grunhill/Renen gets back online and leave something asking for him to get out of the sandwich you've made. If you keep trying to help May, soon enough it'll be a ménage à trois. Unless, of you course, you want that to happen.))


Milno watches as the humans-and-mutant sandwich gets to almost pornographic proportions. He notices Nekarios with his peripheral vision and figures his mechanical limbs should have something to do with the crazy doctor. Not much to do so...

He gets his datapad back, sits on the VR chair and keeps taping the awkward action.
« Last Edit: May 22, 2012, 12:05:27 am by Caellath »
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: The Circle of Depravity
« Reply #1458 on: May 22, 2012, 12:03:02 am »

((Ahahahaha... I can't believe the stuff you guys get up to on the ship. Oh piecewise, you really know how to brighten up my day.  :D My favourite parts are the fails in the groping pile, which is in a pile of trash btw and the drugged up dude. Don't let those arms get away!))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: The Circle of Depravity
« Reply #1459 on: May 22, 2012, 12:07:30 am »

((Ahahahaha... I can't believe the stuff you guys get up to on the ship. Oh piecewise, you really know how to brighten up my day.  :D My favourite parts are the fails in the groping pile, which is in a pile of trash btw and the drugged up dude. Don't let those arms get away!))

((I'll get them...somehow))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: The Circle of Depravity
« Reply #1460 on: May 22, 2012, 12:16:30 am »

((Ahahahaha... I can't believe the stuff you guys get up to on the ship. Oh piecewise, you really know how to brighten up my day.  :D My favourite parts are the fails in the groping pile))
((That'll soon become an orgy if Skrunner/Empyrean keeps trying to do something about it. I was kind of expecting Nekarios turning into an abomination, and I was only amused by the fact the pervert was not killed in the struggle. I have to admit that what really caught me by surprise was the helmet.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: The Circle of Depravity
« Reply #1461 on: May 22, 2012, 12:17:16 am »

Flail around with my tentacles a bit more, then return to the medbay.

Alright, doc, time's up! Get your bemasked face out here!
« Last Edit: May 22, 2012, 12:26:29 am by PyroDesu »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: The Circle of Depravity
« Reply #1462 on: May 22, 2012, 12:20:10 am »

See if I can catch the stray arms and fingers, and any other body parts.

((Bitch, he be trippin', you don't see shit!

And yeah, the helmet was the most suprising. I'm amazed she took the time to do that.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: The Circle of Depravity
« Reply #1463 on: May 22, 2012, 12:20:46 am »

See if I can catch the stray arms and fingers, and any other body parts.

((I think you are not supposed to see them))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: The Circle of Depravity
« Reply #1464 on: May 22, 2012, 12:35:07 am »

Lukas stands in the middle of the rec room desperately looking at the floor around him. "Nooo! Not my arms. Thomas, quick...You'll have to get my arms back!"

You see one of the arms crawling behind the couch by the tv.

((@Skyrunner: ...You should just wait until Grunhill/Renen gets back online and leave something asking for him to get out of the sandwich you've made. If you keep trying to help May, soon enough it'll be a ménage à trois. Unless, of you course, you want that to happen.))


Milno watches as the humans-and-mutant sandwich gets to almost pornographic proportions. He notices Nekarios with his peripheral vision and figures his mechanical limbs should have something to do with the crazy doctor. Not much to do so...

He gets his datapad back, sits on the VR chair and keeps taping the awkward action.

You pull yourself off the wheel chair and sit on the vr chair, retrieving your Datapad and continuing to record.

Flail around with my tentacles a bit more, then return to the medbay.

Alright, doc, time's up! Get your bemasked face out here!
You skitter back to the infirmary and find the doctor already standing there, looking at a datapad. He looks at you, seemingly unperturbed.

 

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: The Circle of Depravity
« Reply #1465 on: May 22, 2012, 12:39:10 am »

Alright, Doc. Fun time's over, can you just put on what I asked for? Well... Maybe just modify the arms, but the legs? I really, really don't like being some kind of bi-tripod.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: The Circle of Depravity
« Reply #1466 on: May 22, 2012, 12:49:02 am »

You see one of the arms crawling behind the couch by the tv.

Lukas begins to howl like a dog when he sees his arms disappear behind the couch. "Aaaah, now I will get you. Even if I have to use my teeth." He slowly moves towards the couch, hoping to catch his arms by surprise. "Heeere, armpsy armpsy...". When Lukas gets close to the couch he jumps in there, head first, trying to grab his arms with his teeth.

Approach couch slowly and then jump head first, attempting to grab arms with teeth

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: The Circle of Depravity
« Reply #1467 on: May 22, 2012, 12:49:50 am »

You see one of the arms crawling behind the couch by the tv.

Lukas begins to howl like a dog when he sees his arms disappear behind the couch. "Aaaah, now I will get you. Even if I have to use my teeth." He slowly moves towards the couch, hoping to catch his arms by surprise. "Heeere, armpsy armpsy...". When Lukas gets close to the couch he jumps in there, head first, trying to grab his arms with his teeth.

Approach couch slowly and then jump head first, attempting to grab arms with teeth

((I sure hope I will have some luck on the roll with this one))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: The Circle of Depravity
« Reply #1468 on: May 22, 2012, 12:53:32 am »

((Not gonna be suprised if you bash your head against the couch. Still gonna laugh, but not gonna be suprised.))
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« Reply #1469 on: May 22, 2012, 12:57:24 am »

((Not gonna be suprised if you bash your head against the couch. Still gonna laugh, but not gonna be suprised.))

((Oh, I think bashing my head against the couch is still quite okay. I'm just afraid that the GM will come up with something much worse if the roll is unlucky....Much, much worse... :o))
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