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Voting closed: April 07, 2013, 10:34:35 am

[Xantalos]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

((Oh man. Wow.))

Disengage from VR, still chuckling, idly ask out loud why the battle was so important.
((Cue for Steve or someone.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Give a random adult male or female on board a lap dance.

May is such an interesting person, isn't she?

[Parsely]

Find a way to crack open this VR machine. Pour water into the guts.

[Spinal_Taper]

Blow the archers head off. Quickly line up another shot and fire again. Continue until all of the medieval knights are dead.

[Harry Baldman]

"This is the best curse ever!"

Spontaneously come up with the new dance sensation that'll sweep the nation.

[Parisbre56]

It's set to close on the 7th. Will that do the same thing?

I'm pretty sure it will do the same thing.

The way I understand it, when the time limit expires, the poll will lock. When a poll locks, it can never be unlocked again. At least, that's what I've seen other people say around the forum. Never done a poll myself, so I can't talk from personal experience.

That's why many suggestion games/RTDs sometimes have a poll that says nonsense/insignificant things: They had a poll in the past for some reason (e.g. Voting for a name) and then they switched the poll to some nonsense, so that a) they can use the poll later, should the need ever arise b) people won't get confused and think that voting is still going on.

((I can't recall the name of the suggestion game I was reading that informed me of this. It had a poll that said something like "Did you know that once you lock a poll, you can never unlock it again? NOOOOOOO! 0 (0%) | FUUUUUUUUUU! 0 (0%)". Anybody remember which game that was? I'm trying to find it and link to it as proof, but so far, no luck.))

[piecewise]

"...Fuck. Now even my delusions think I'm crazy"
Charles memorizes his delusion and goes to look for Bishop.

You can't find this "Bishop" around anywhere.

"Hmmm...Now I know he can't have gone far...he can only move diagonally, after all."

Just popping in to say that when you lock a poll, you can never unlock it again. So, piecewise, if you plan on ever using the poll again, I suggest that instead of locking it you change it to something else like "Who would win in a fight song contest? AM|Doctor|Steve" or "Who's the craziest person on board? May|MAY|may|Pizza" or "This statement is false? True|False|Explode"

Just saying so that things like this and this are avoided.

It's set to close on the 7th. Will that do the same thing?

I dunno, but probably.

-----

Land on the sun.

Look for keys to play with parrot.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Game over.

((I wonder if enough people see that sheep, would it gain some sort of stable existence and turn into a self-perpetuating anomaly?))
((Piecewise: If I used a dominator amp to force a bunch of enemies to see the sheep as well, what would happen?))

Sounds like something that you'll have to figure out through experimentation.

Give a random adult male or female on board a lap dance.

You run ass first into feyri and begin gyrating.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

((Oh man. Wow.))

Disengage from VR, still chuckling, idly ask out loud why the battle was so important.
((Cue for Steve or someone.))

>That sounds like the sort of thing the internet can tell you about in excruciating detail.

Find a way to crack open this VR machine. Pour water into the guts.

You have the distinct feeling that somewhere, far from here, a female robot is beaming her eternal malice and murderous intent at you. You have a feeling that, should you ruin a perfectly good VR machine, it might result in...your horrific death.

Blow the archers head off. Quickly line up another shot and fire again. Continue until all of the medieval knights are dead.

(I forget, are you using a Lesho or just a normal rifle?)

"This is the best curse ever!"

Spontaneously come up with the new dance sensation that'll sweep the nation.

You invent the Harry Baldman. Not sure where the name came from, but it seems to fit, considering it involves tearing out most of your hair and stapling it to your chest.

It's set to close on the 7th. Will that do the same thing?

I'm pretty sure it will do the same thing.

The way I understand it, when the time limit expires, the poll will lock. When a poll locks, it can never be unlocked again. At least, that's what I've seen other people say around the forum. Never done a poll myself, so I can't talk from personal experience.

That's why many suggestion games/RTDs sometimes have a poll that says nonsense/insignificant things: They had a poll in the past for some reason (e.g. Voting for a name) and then they switched the poll to some nonsense, so that a) they can use the poll later, should the need ever arise b) people won't get confused and think that voting is still going on.

((I can't recall the name of the suggestion game I was reading that informed me of this. It had a poll that said something like "Did you know that once you lock a poll, you can never unlock it again? NOOOOOOO! 0 (0%) | FUUUUUUUUUU! 0 (0%)". Anybody remember which game that was? I'm trying to find it and link to it as proof, but so far, no luck.))

I"m not sure how to change it from locking at a specific date...it doesn't seem to have the option.

[Xantalos]

"Who was that?"

[Parsely]

((Guh. I had a feeling something like that would happen. Ah well!))
Think better of your actions, then give the machine a passing kick and head back to the kitchen. See what kind of seafood we have.

[Empiricist]

"Steve, is there an inmate under the name of "Bishop" or am I just more delusional than usual?"
"Sheep, I cannot find Bishop, I'm not even sure why I'm talking to you since you are obviously a hallucination."
Charles goes to a VR machine, accesses "Tinker" and summons the Sheep into the program.

[piecewise]

As a small interlude, I have been playing Liberal Crime squad for the first time. As expected, I have decided to use HMRC members for my Squad members. What follows is an account of our first month.


Leader's name is Jesus "Jim" Friend.

Went for what I assumed was mostly speechy answers, to make recruiting easier.

First thing I did was go to the Healthy Plan Juice Bar, in an attempt to recruit

some people. It went...alright. I managed to get two people interested, a judge

and a some guy involved in TV broadcasting. The judge ended up unpersuaded but

the broadcaster, robert, was convinced and became a sleeper agent. Figured it

might be useful to have such a thing in broadcasting, should the tides turn

against us. Kidnapped a conservitive actress, named her faith and, after 2 weeks

of interrogation, convinced her to join the cause.

I immediately set her up doing credit card fraud while I went back in the fray.

I head to the Bugbee apartments and, after wandering a bit, encounter a

mathmatitian and a teenager who I immediately talk into coming in for a meeting.

After that I smooth talk the landlord, hoping to, maybe, secure a free room.

Unfortunately...

Exactly what can you say about taxes to seem insane? Hmm.

Attempts to persuade the Mathmatician go equally poorly.


Damn you Jim. Damn you and your belief that we should eliminate polution by just

burning all the gasoline on earth so that it can't hurt anyone ever again. The

talks with the teenager go better, so we'll just have to see if we can convince

them eventually. In the mean time, Jim does community service to better our

image (I think?) and Faith keeps stealing credit card info. Though she seems bad

at it, since we've gotten no money so far. Her Highest skill is in computers

too!




I have Roberta quit his (His?) job and join us at the safe house. He has 4 skill

in martial arts, whiattempts at failing waste on his continuous failing at

embezzeling. In other news, Charlotte Shaw is redubbed "feyri" and Roberta

becomes Milno. And also she becomes a he.



And is immediately assulted by the police while selling special brownies.

Goddang it. She attempts to lose them. After a short chase she gets shot in the

right leg and surrenders, near death. Damn them.

After several minutes of trying in vain to figure out how to move Milno from one

safe house to another, I decided to just take Faith out on a recruitment drive.

I figured her innate feminine wiles would give us an edge.



I figured incorrectly.


Well, the first month has passed and...we're in the red 17 dollars. 



In debt, one of our members is going to trial, and I have very little idea whats

going on otherwise. Clearly we are destined for great success.

[piecewise]

"Who was that?"

>The ghost of your dead parents.

((Guh. I had a feeling something like that would happen. Ah well!))
Think better of your actions, then give the machine a passing kick and head back to the kitchen. See what kind of seafood we have.

The kitchen doesn't seem to have any real food in it. Although it does have a big ol' sign saying "FOR FOOD, TALK TO THE ARMORY MASTER."

Ah.

"Steve, is there an inmate under the name of "Bishop" or am I just more delusional than usual?"
"Sheep, I cannot find Bishop, I'm not even sure why I'm talking to you since you are obviously a hallucination."
Charles goes to a VR machine, accesses "Tinker" and summons the Sheep into the program.

You dump yourself into Tinker along with your Sheep.

"Listen man, I understand this is inconvenient, but I got a job to do. I have a very specific contract: Babble cryptic crap at this Bishop guy. So if you don't need me for anything I'll be on my way."

[kisame12794]

((Ah, the sheep. I like him.))

[Lenglon]

after settling down i open my eyes again and

Give a random adult male or female on board a lap dance.

You run ass first into feyri and begin gyrating.

rapidly back away until i bump into something, hopefully the wall, staring at the Pony Predator's actions and watching Feyri's reaction to them.

[Xantalos]

Now normally I'd believe that, but I built my parent myself. Who are you?