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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10710 on: November 28, 2012, 04:06:59 pm »

((To be fair, we're convicts, not soldiers, so we're even lower on the totem pole.  If Mission 3 is anything to judge by, scientists spend all their time watching porn and sleeping together in very open relationships.))
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10711 on: November 28, 2012, 04:16:30 pm »

((Naaah, that was that mission. They were bored!))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10712 on: November 28, 2012, 04:23:43 pm »

"Eh. Was worth a shot. Wait, didn't I..."

See if the duel scenario in the tunnels against that homo absconditus is still saved somehow. If it is, delete it. Generate a passive homo absconditus, and request the available info on it.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10713 on: November 28, 2012, 04:28:32 pm »

(( I assume the Armory Master is there, as it wasn't specified otherwise?))
Good day to you. Sorry to disturb you, but I've been told there are a few useful books here. Could you help me, please? I'd like a guide to 'modern' programming (general/AI) and something like a book of advanced math exercises - you know, something to keep the brains in shape between missions. Oh, and a book of poetry, please, if you happen to have one. Maurice smiled apologetically.
Ask the Armory Master.

Good afternoon, Steve. I suppose the current mission is already in process? How far is it from ending, is it still open for bets?
Contact Steve.

((Oh, and the helmet is removed and worn on belt/wherever, as usual. Specifying for the sake of establishing apperance.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10714 on: November 28, 2012, 09:58:40 pm »

"Uhh. Maybe if I close the bad eye?"

Close both eyes.

((Figures. Boys in the coats tell the men on deck jack shit.))
"Uhh. Maybe if I close the bad eye?"

Close both eyes.

((Figures. Boys in the coats tell the men on deck jack shit.))

You close your bad eye. You begin seeing the vague shapes again. Very slowly, veeeery slowly, they begin to focus and more shape begin to appear. You can make out more of the doctor now, the vague shapes of his features and his mask .

Get new battery for laser rifle and four clips for Bolt action rifle. Also borrow a book on katanas if possible.
You get yourself a battery, 4 clips and the "Book of 5 Rings"

"Eh. Was worth a shot. Wait, didn't I..."

See if the duel scenario in the tunnels against that homo absconditus is still saved somehow. If it is, delete it. Generate a passive homo absconditus, and request the available info on it.
That sub species from a quiet world right? The one where you got stuck in pipes?

(( I assume the Armory Master is there, as it wasn't specified otherwise?))
Good day to you. Sorry to disturb you, but I've been told there are a few useful books here. Could you help me, please? I'd like a guide to 'modern' programming (general/AI) and something like a book of advanced math exercises - you know, something to keep the brains in shape between missions. Oh, and a book of poetry, please, if you happen to have one. Maurice smiled apologetically.
Ask the Armory Master.

Good afternoon, Steve. I suppose the current mission is already in process? How far is it from ending, is it still open for bets?
Contact Steve.

((Oh, and the helmet is removed and worn on belt/wherever, as usual. Specifying for the sake of establishing apperance.))
"I don't have any poetry, or really any of that stuff...least not in general. I've got a book about programming simple things, but nothing about  complex AI's. "

>I don't know anything about it to be honest, it's not under my control this time.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10715 on: November 28, 2012, 10:29:42 pm »

Sure. May I have that book on programming and a datapad, then? Thank you.
Also, about things off the main list - are there any 'intelligent' weapons apart from the LESHO rifle? Ones that are rather programmed to shoot than aimed? And what about small side-arms that are woth of notice, in your opinion? We appear not to have many guns or their equivalents specifically suited for one-handed firing.

Ask the Armory Master.

Wow. Still, no knowledge means that speculation is allowed, right? We won't know for sure until they return, I presume, so I suppose, betting is allowed?
Actually, if you don't know anything about the mission status, may I at least inquire as to who's on the team this time?

Continue pestering Steve, albeit nicely and politely.

EDIT:Also, just curious: Steve, who do you answer to? Unless that's a state secret, of course. It is just that I had the impression the only people who could be considered your superiors are the Magisters themselves, and even then probably only as a body, not as individuals. Was I mistaken?
Inquire.
« Last Edit: November 29, 2012, 06:03:39 am by Nikitian »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10716 on: November 29, 2012, 05:53:25 am »

((Yes, that's the one.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10717 on: November 29, 2012, 06:14:43 am »

Find a place to sit in the rec room and read the book. Count how many tokens I have.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10718 on: November 29, 2012, 07:23:12 am »

Ok.

Back to pratice.
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>Probably. They're bad news. Very good at hiding and very good at killing. Then again, no one is better at killing then the HMRC.

"Steve, they're trying to talk to us. We need an orbital bombardment NOW!"

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10719 on: November 29, 2012, 09:05:55 am »

((Answer to?  Clearly he is god here, and such answers to no one.  Your blasphemy has been noted in the Big Book O' Sins.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10720 on: November 29, 2012, 09:06:46 am »

"Holy shit, it worked!"

Continue To observe the medbay.
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The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10721 on: November 29, 2012, 11:53:11 am »

((Answer to?  Clearly he is god here, and such answers to no one.  Your blasphemy has been noted in the Big Book O' Sins.))
(( Eh, I didn't say 'bow to'; one might be questioned by (and answer to) his peers, after all. Like Gazer, for example - I mean, don't you dare assume that Gazer is inferior to Steve? I presume that they are equal or near-equal in their godhood and thus could theoretically question each other. ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10722 on: November 29, 2012, 12:20:11 pm »

((Well, ignoring that my post was a joke, I cite this post where the Gazer sent Lars here to serve under Steve a while.  So yes, the Gazer wins out (or is at worst equal) but again, joke post.))
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10723 on: November 29, 2012, 12:33:56 pm »

(( Joke post as well. But hey, ER teology debates feel awesome!  :P ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Anomaly in the box
« Reply #10724 on: November 29, 2012, 12:37:04 pm »

((Just gonna add this snippet of info to the alien toychest riddle quest:

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The available variables are
Colors: Red,Blue,Purple,Green, Gold

Symbols:circle,square,triangle,pentagon,hexagon,heptagon

Modifiers: Vertical line,horizontal line, diagonal line

PW told me this once, not sure if it help though.))

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