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[Spinal_Taper]

Eat headphones.

[thatkid]

>Eat headphones.
You're not really hungry, but you remove a Pair of Orange Earbuds from your Stained Gray Sweatshirt, unzipped's Right Pocket and begin to devour them. The ear buds crunch and crackle in your mouth, and you can feel them sparking against your tongue. Next you try to slurp up the chord, but instead you gag!
Shards of plastic cut your tongue and cheeks! -3 Health!
You vomit bile and orange plastic shards! +5 Hunger, -5 Self-Esteem!
You yawn! -1 Energy!
Health 17/20, Energy 44/50, Hunger 15/100, Thirst 5/100, Self-Esteem: 15, Insanity: 2/??

>

[Spinal_Taper]

Laugh, knowing you are at last alone in this world.

[thatkid]

>Laugh, knowing you are at last alone in this world.
You chuckle darkly through the blood that is dribbling from the cuts in your mouth, and reflect on how you are currently completely alone. Strange, that. You wonder where everyone went, and why they all left in such a hurry.
You make a mental note to figure out what happened to everyone. 1 Mystery Discovered: The Mysterious Case of the Class in the Night!
Laughter is the best medicine, after all! -2 Insanity!
You get the feeling that won't work again. You'll need to actually find something to laugh at next time.
Health 17/20, Energy 44/50, Hunger 15/100, Thirst 5/100, Self-Esteem: 15, Insanity: 0/??

>Progress
You check your game {progress}.
You have discovered 1 mysteries.
You have solved 0 mysteries.
You have unlocked 0 skills.
You have mastered 0 skills.
You have slain 0 beings.
You have NOT escaped the campus.

>

[Ottofar]

>Listen through the door.
>Inspect door.

[thatkid]

>Listen through the door.
You press your ear to the door.
You hear the sound of birds chirping quietly, and hear a flutter of wings.

>Inspect door.
The door looks like a normal, metal fire-proof door. There is a handle. The door has been painted purple.

>

[filiusenox]

>See if the door is locked or blocked.
>Then try to open the door.

PTW

[thatkid]

>See if the door is locked or blocked.
You test the handle. It doesn't seem to be locked.
You open the door, to see if it is blocked. It isn't.
You close the door.

>Then try to open the door.
You open the door.

>

[Doomblade187]

Check to see what's outside.

[Spinal_Taper]

Jump outside, assuming a martial arts pose, preparing to press the pressure points of any assaulter, causing them to combust.

[adwarf]

Check to see what's outside.

This, and don't listen to Spinal Taper anymore until he gives a serious suggestion

[thatkid]

>Jump outside, assuming a martial arts pose, preparing to press the pressure points of any assaulter, causing them to combust.
You fling yourself through the open door. It slams shut behind you!
You attempt to strike a Martial Arts pose, but you only have the skill of Pre-Miyagi LaRusso! Luckily, you do nothing but scare away a bird.
You have discovered a {skill}: Martial Arts

>Check to see what's outside.
You look around.
You are standing in a hallway. Phosphorescent lights flicker overhead, where the ceiling panels have been removed from the high ceiling and birds have made their nest. The doors to other classrooms are open, but they're all empty save for some desks.
Exits: East (Closed), West, North, South

>Don't listen to Spinal Taper anymore until he gives a serious suggestion.
You don't know what that is.

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[Mr. Dwarfinton]

>Catch and tame a bird.

[ComradeGafarov]

Run through the HALLWAY, looking for any possible EXITS.

[Spinal_Taper]

Practice martial arts. Check iPod library. Slowly and methodically search surrounding rooms for weapons.