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bitesh

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Re: thatkidQuest(tm)!
« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2012, 05:41:36 pm »
>Catch and eat a bird.
>Take wallet from front left pocket.
>Put wallet in rear left pocket.
>Go North.
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Re: thatkidQuest(tm)!
« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2012, 07:28:01 pm »
Search HALLWAY for EXITS.
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Re: thatkidQuest(tm)!
« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2012, 07:56:24 pm »
>Catch and tame a bird.
You can't reach that.

>Catch and eat a bird.
You can't reach that.

>Take wallet from front left pocket.
You take a Wallet from your a Pair of Skinny Jean's Front Left Pocket.

>Put wallet in rear left pocket.
You put a Wallet in a Pair of Skinny Jean's Back Left Pocket.

>Practice martial arts.
You strike a few poses that you imagine to be rather martial. You don't really learn anything.

>Slowly and methodically search surrounding rooms for weapons.
There are no weapons in the surrounding rooms.

>Search HALLWAY for EXITS.
Exits: East (Closed), West, North, South

>Run through the HALLWAY, looking for any possible EXITS.
You run in a random direction: West.

>Go North.
You walk north.

>Check iPod library.
You take a iPod Touch from your Stained Gray Sweatshirt, unzipped's Right Pocket with your Left Hand.
You attempt to access the menu.
You need to enter a password.

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« Last Edit: April 28, 2012, 07:58:02 pm by thatkid »
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Re: thatkidQuest(tm)!
« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2012, 08:03:19 pm »
Enter password: password1
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Re: thatkidQuest(tm)!
« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2012, 09:02:32 pm »
Enter passcode 8008. Look around the school for a map.
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Re: thatkidQuest(tm)!
« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2012, 09:47:50 pm »
>Enter password: password1
That password is incorrect.

>Enter password: 8008
That password is incorrect.

>Look around the school for a map.
You are standing in a lounge. Several comfortable looking chairs sit in a square next to a large window, beside the bathrooms. There is a row of wooden benches along one wall, below a board covered in fliers. There is a set of elevators here. There are stairs here. There is a set of automatic doors leading outside here. Beside the automatic doors is a map of the building.
The lights suddenly flicker and go dark. Luckily, moonlight is streaming in through the windows and doors, allowing you to see.
Exits: West, South, East, Up, Elevators, Men's Room (Closed), Ladies' Room (Closed)

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Re: thatkidQuest(tm)!
« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2012, 09:53:57 pm »
Quote from: thatkid on April 28, 2012, 09:47:50 pm
The lights suddenly flicker and go dark.

Oooh, that's ominous. Check the men's room for a Hugh Jass.
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Re: thatkidQuest(tm)!
« Reply #37 on: April 28, 2012, 09:54:22 pm »
Go through WEST exit.
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Re: thatkidQuest(tm)!
« Reply #38 on: April 28, 2012, 10:00:01 pm »
Check map. Check self. Is one knowlage of oneself being attractive valid? (for the esteem boost)
« Last Edit: April 29, 2012, 12:38:58 am by Spinal_Taper »
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Re: thatkidQuest(tm)!
« Reply #39 on: April 29, 2012, 02:24:14 pm »
Find a way to get towed through some haggard corn, and probably get annihilated.
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Re: thatkidQuest(tm)!
« Reply #40 on: April 29, 2012, 02:27:49 pm »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on April 28, 2012, 10:00:01 pm
Check map. Check self. Is one knowlage of oneself being attractive valid? (for the esteem boost)

You need a mirror for that. Go into Men's bathroom. (Forget about Hugh Jass, he's probably not there anyway)
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Re: thatkidQuest(tm)!
« Reply #41 on: April 30, 2012, 10:05:39 pm »
Alright.

Go into BATHROOM.
Realize that you are BAKED OUT OF YOUR MIND, and are actually being towed through HAGGARD CORN, probably getting annihilated.

Failing that, scream Motorhead lyrics as loud as you can.
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Re: thatkidQuest(tm)!
« Reply #42 on: May 01, 2012, 01:05:31 am »
Go into bathroom. Is oneself sexually attractive? Is oneself knowlagable of this?
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