Herro, Kilroy am norn. Kilroy am trainin' to be bess majic guy. Me be bess necramanca! Other norn sez "Dat guy got hit to hard" or "dat guy likes to play with bones" Kilroy no know why they say hurtful things to kilroy, bones never beat up no one, Kilroy beat up everyone with bones! Dere was dat one time Kilroy ripped bones out of humans legs, dat was funny to kilroy. Moss norn give kilroy hard time about playin' with bones, Bone friends are AWESOME! Dey help kilroy with book learnins, and with all the maths, an' even his taxes! Kilroy think moss people just jelly at Kilroy's awesome bone friends! So kilroy can make bone friends or remove bones. Kilroys spirit aminal is da wolf. wolfs are AWESOME.
Kilroy no like Asura, dey mean to kilroy. Dey call me "ignuuraymus" Kilroy not like that word, little guys no like KILROYS FIST THROUGH THEIR FACE HOLES. Little guys try talking to kilroy "Spare me eyes got family" KILROY NO CARE ABOUT DAT, KILROY SMART, KILROY CAN DO BOOKSTUFF! KILROY HATE LITTLE GUYS SO MUCH. Dey hurt Kilroys feelins, kilroy hurt deir faces.
Kilroy like pretty cat guys, when kilroy pets cat guys kilroy feel fuzzy inside. Cat guys no like when kilroy hug dems. Dat make kilroy sad
Today you, squishy man learn all about Kilroy, aboot how awesome Kilroy is, how Kilroy likes bone guys, likes cat guys AND HATES DEM LITTLE GUYS. Kilroy obvussly bess choice Neyvn. PICK ME OR I REMOVE YOUR SKULL BONES
In short, I'll be playing a "special" norn necromancer