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Urist_McUristson

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Why? How?
« on: April 22, 2012, 07:01:06 pm »

My fortress just had its first baby  :D. Untill 5 minutes later, when a peregrine falcon somehow flew past all of my other dwarfs, into the bowels of my fortress and MURDERED this baby. Is baby murdering something they normally do?
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Corai

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« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2012, 07:02:46 pm »

Lucky baby.
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« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2012, 07:05:09 pm »

Truly this is a blessed event, a sign even!


If it helps curb the dwarfsplosions later on, it is surely a miracle from armok.
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Urist_McUristson

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« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2012, 07:08:31 pm »

Yeah, it would be kind of hard for it to do so considering I had it killed and made into jewlery for the elves.
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« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2012, 08:09:38 pm »

So long as you have a legendary dinning room setup you are lucky because everyone here always complains about the number of children in their forts.

EDIT: unless they modded their dwarves to mature quickly.
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Re: Why? How?
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2012, 08:14:48 pm »

So long as you have a legendary dinning room setup you are lucky because everyone here always complains about the number of children in their forts.

EDIT: unless they modded their dwarves to mature quickly.

Or, you know, set a child cap, similar to pop cap but more accurate
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« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2012, 09:53:41 pm »

So long as you have a legendary dinning room setup you are lucky because everyone here always complains about the number of children in their forts.

EDIT: unless they modded their dwarves to mature quickly.

Ive never really had a problem with children, but in the newest version... is it just me or is the birth rate WAY higher than in DF2010? It was never a problem before, but now I feel like I get spammed with "Urist McDwarfy has given birth to a kid!" "Urist McDwarfy cancels eight different messages at once: seeking infant" messages. Did that change, or are my dwarfs just noticeably more horny in my newest few embarks?
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« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2012, 10:16:51 pm »

Children are why I always have a bridge over a 20z drop with a burrow labeled "Chuck E Cheese Ball Pit"
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« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2012, 11:09:54 pm »

I believe this counts as a bird omen.

Great things will happen at this fort.
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Re: Why? How?
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2012, 11:12:44 pm »

...in the newest version... is it just me or is the birth rate WAY higher than in DF2010?

It's probably because more families migrate into your fort. Just a guess, I could be wrong.

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My guess? Death by Roc.
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« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2012, 11:15:23 pm »

Rocs fall, everybody dies?



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« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2012, 11:25:45 pm »

The falcons are more afraid of FPS death than you.
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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2012, 04:29:05 am »

Well you may or may not be aware the peregrine falcons hunt vermin in a similar fashion to cats. It correctly identified the parasitic lifeform known as "dwarven baby" and proceeded to the next logical step.
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Re: Why? How?
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2012, 06:08:32 am »

My fortress just had its first baby  :D. Untill 5 minutes later, when a peregrine falcon somehow flew past all of my other dwarfs, into the bowels of my fortress and MURDERED this baby. Is baby murdering something they normally do?

/falcon sees prey
/falcon eats prey

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« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2012, 07:16:55 am »

more seriously, yes, I've had peregrins fly down several (busy) stairs into my fort, causing trouble now and then, but never had anything killed by one.
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