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Author Topic: PRAISE ARMOK!!!  (Read 9141 times)

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Re: PRAISE ARMOK!!!
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2012, 07:06:01 pm »
Quote from: wierd on April 22, 2012, 07:01:38 pm
Just as long as nobody confuses her with cloacina, things will go down smoothly and nobody will get hurt.
I looked up that goddess, and all I can say is that the Roman priesthoods had far too much time on their hands.   :o
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Re: PRAISE ARMOK!!!
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2012, 07:09:33 pm »
Guardian of the Sewer.

I don't like Romans, but that is a new level of wierd.
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
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Re: PRAISE ARMOK!!!
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2012, 07:15:38 pm »
Quote from: Monk321654 on April 22, 2012, 07:09:33 pm
Guardian of the Sewer.

I don't like Romans, but that is a new level of wierd.

Guardian of the Sewer AND sexual intercourse in marriage... Also she was called The Great Drain.
What the hell were they smoking at the time?
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Re: PRAISE ARMOK!!!
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2012, 07:17:35 pm »
any religion has weird stuff like that.
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Re: PRAISE ARMOK!!!
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2012, 07:18:57 pm »
They also have a male deity of dung and excrement.

Roman mythology FTW.
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Re: PRAISE ARMOK!!!
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2012, 07:20:43 pm »
Apparantly one of their mythological creatures is a mule that fires dung like a cannon.

Good mercy, Romans. What was wrong with you?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Re: PRAISE ARMOK!!!
« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2012, 07:21:47 pm »
I'm pretty sure egyptian mythology, greek mythology and catholic saints will have similar weird things, though maybe not one as weird a combination as sewers and maritial intercourse
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Re: PRAISE ARMOK!!!
« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2012, 07:24:29 pm »
Quote from: Garath on April 22, 2012, 07:21:47 pm
I'm pretty sure egyptian mythology, greek mythology and catholic saints will have similar weird things, though maybe not one as weird a combination as sewers and maritial intercourse

Their God rides a Chariot made out of Freakin' Angels.
They had giant locusts and UFOs flying about.
Dinosaurs breath freakin' fire.
Yeah, they've got their fair share of wierd shit.
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Re: PRAISE ARMOK!!!
« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2012, 07:25:09 pm »
Now....... imagine the terror that a "bay12 group report" on "roman mythology" would induce in your averahe highschool teacher.

:D

If you think cloacina is good, you should check out crepitus and priapus!

Those romans, so silly!
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Re: PRAISE ARMOK!!!
« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2012, 07:28:43 pm »
Gallo-Roman bronze statuette of Priapus (or a Genius cucullatus?) discovered in Picardy, northern France, made in two parts, with the top section concealing a giant phallus.

Spoiler: On second thought don't open that. NSFW (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Re: PRAISE ARMOK!!!
« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2012, 07:46:49 pm »
Dem Romans man, Dem Romans.
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Re: PRAISE ARMOK!!!
« Reply #26 on: April 22, 2012, 07:57:47 pm »
I have had a moment like this recently. Only instead of water it rains human blood that bruises everthing it hits (it was enough to kill all of my chickens) and gives naseua and fevers. It rained on a seige once. It was the best thing ever.
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Re: PRAISE ARMOK!!!
« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2012, 07:59:59 pm »
why would you need rain for a farming plot anyway (to return to OP). Either you can farm it or not, since rain won't make muddy stone.
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris
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Re: PRAISE ARMOK!!!
« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2012, 08:32:53 pm »
Quote from: Garath on April 22, 2012, 07:59:59 pm
why would you need rain for a farming plot anyway (to return to OP). Either you can farm it or not, since rain won't make muddy stone.

Don't the crops need to be watered?
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Re: PRAISE ARMOK!!!
« Reply #29 on: April 22, 2012, 08:47:56 pm »
i work to promote the dwarves. all my dwarves are avowed atheists.


glorious workers of dwarven mines have no need for armok, quotas must be filled!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yDrtNEr_5M
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