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[DwarfMeister]

Have you ever had one of those moments where it seemed like Armok was (somehow) listening to you? Here's mine-

I was staring at a farm plot and was thinking about how I had to wait for rain (I'm too lazy to irrigate it myself.) and it suddenly started to rain. Now, my crops will get water!!!

Sooo... Anybody have moments like that?

[Girlinhat]

Lol.

[wierd]

The only rain armok sends, is bloody rain.

Armok likes death, fammine, stupidity, war, blood, gore, and more death.

Asking for a boon from armok is a great way for a masterwork adamantine axe to appear suddenly *INSIDE* your body.

[JackOSpades]

no that is definitely not the work of Armok,

NOW if it were raining blood or acidic filth....


the deity of blood an chaos is not your friend and does not cause good things to happen for you.
(also most people take Armok to be THE PLAYER.)

[DwarfMeister]

Who's the God of Luck?

[Monk321654]

Vegas.
Vegas often takes the form of a Female Human and is associated with Luck, One-Piece suits, and Bunny Ear Headbands.

[Orky_Boss]

Armok mostly proves me wrong when I think things can't get any worse.

Like when I was low in booze, dozens in the excuse for a hospital, and many dwarves miserable. Just when I thought things could only get better, I found out firsthand what the 'clowns' were...

[AleAndSteel]

That Armok has sent you rain is a sign of great destiny. You have been chosen to shed blood in his name for all eternity.

Go forth and fullfill your role! Please Armok and become a god amongst men!

[DwarfMeister]

Vegas.
Vegas often takes the form of a Female Human and is associated with Luck, One-Piece suits, and Bunny Ear Headbands.

Oh. Like "Lady Luck", right? I mean... Does she get her name from Las Vegas (known for it's casinos)? Or is it just a coincidence?

[Corai]

Armok mostly proves me wrong when I think things can't get any worse.

Like when I was low in booze, dozens in the excuse for a hospital, and many dwarves miserable. Just when I thought things could only get better, I found out firsthand what the 'clowns' were...

Ahem....excuse me and cover your ears....


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Monk321654]

Vegas.
Vegas often takes the form of a Female Human and is associated with Luck, One-Piece suits, and Bunny Ear Headbands.

Oh. Like "Lady Luck", right? I mean... Does she get her name from Las Vegas (known for it's casinos)? Or is it just a coincidence?

Yes.

[DwarfMeister]

That Armok has sent you rain is a sign of great destiny. You have been chosen to shed blood in his name for all eternity.

Go forth and fullfill your role! Please Armok and become a god amongst men!

It's kinda weird that you said that 'cause I'm in the process of building a military training facility right now...

[DwarfMeister]

Vegas.
Vegas often takes the form of a Female Human and is associated with Luck, One-Piece suits, and Bunny Ear Headbands.

Oh. Like "Lady Luck", right? I mean... Does she get her name from Las Vegas (known for it's casinos)? Or is it just a coincidence?

Yes.

Yes? Yes what? Yes about the coincidence? Or the other thing?

[Monk321654]

Vegas.
Vegas often takes the form of a Female Human and is associated with Luck, One-Piece suits, and Bunny Ear Headbands.

Oh. Like "Lady Luck", right? I mean... Does she get her name from Las Vegas (known for it's casinos)? Or is it just a coincidence?

Yes.

Yes? Yes what? Yes about the coincidence? Or the other thing?

I love Mathematicians answers.
But in all seriousness, she wasn't named after Vegas, Vegas was named after her.

And in even MORE seriousness, her name actually comes from Audiosurf.

[wierd]

Just as long as nobody confuses her with cloacina, things will go down smoothly and nobody will get hurt.