Ocelots are OK, but are obviously tryharding. They are psychopath cats obviously pulling your heartstrings in order for to freeload off you. Now snakes man; snakes are independent and cool. Do you know what kingsnakes eat? Other fucking snakes. That's right, lets see your ocelot fight a fucking rattlesnake. Kingsnakes are immune to both their bullshit and poison, and all the while being smaller, eat them. Do you know what sex idol loved the shit out of snakes? God damn Cleopatra. Who loves ocelots? A dumb gun-twirling dude from Metal Gear.
Kingsnakes also have a large variety of colours and patterns, whereas ocelot only have variations of the same leopard-CTRL+C crap. You can mix and match kingsnakes until you find the one to suit you!
Vote Kingsnake!
Some valid points, I admit. Yet you're forgetting one very thing. Do you know who
else loves Ocelots, my friend? I love Ocelots. Everyone else can love whatever the hell they want to, but by nature of being me, the simple act of me favoring Ocelots is proof of the Ocelot's superiority.
Ocelots need only that one general pattern, because it fits the Ocelot perfectly. It's not the Ocelot's fault it was taken by another animal. The King Snake has been unable to to attain such perfection, and thus must settle for whatever colors and patterns nature feels like giving it.
I imagine that a rattlesnake
would defeat an Ocelot should they ever combat each other, but only because the righteous and just Ocelot would pity the poor limbless bastard so much that it couldn't help but let it get a bite in. Of course, that would only leave the melancholic snake to be tortured by its own existence even longer. In fact, I'd bet the King Snake eating them is nothing more than a futile attempt to poison itself.
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