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[McDonald]

That's not 1337, that's PoKeMoN

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Is it? Is it really?
Wait, Pokemon is a language?

[kaenneth]

Has Linguistics gone too far?

Linguists hate this one weird trick!

dQw4w9WgXcQ

[McDonald]

Is it? Is it really?
Wait, Pokemon is a language?

http://nonsensopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pokemoniaste_pismo
^This is even more complicated code, don't even attempt to crack it.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Aha. Czyli ty używasz stopien 2-ok**wa, tak?

[McDonald]

Heh, na to wygląda

dQw4w9WgXcQ

This translates into "Rick Astley". (No, you failed, I know this link by heart.)

[flame99]

Oh, we're doing codes now? Well how about a CONLANG BITCHES!

Sar ahirra papertil, ahirra mondi.

Good luck.

[McDonald]

I'll throw this onto the untranslatable sentences pile:

Wyrewolwerowany rewolwerowiec wyrewolwerował wyrewolwerowanego rewolwerowca.

[itisnotlogical]

Once I accidentally inflame people in the comments section of YouTube, I find it incredibly hard to not keep poking them to see how mad they can get over a YouTube comment.

I'm not trying to provoke at first; somebody just unloads over a random thing I said and I'm like "Hmm, how far can I take this?"

[Slayerhero90]

Oh, we're doing codes now? Well how about a CONLANG BITCHES!

Sar ahirra papertil, ahirra mondi.

Good luck.

COOOOONLAAAANG???
AHAHAH. OKAY!

These all mean the same thing.

Kessttvoshorihk: Tiir Ennryittzuror ke skor Innzabbiss vaennhdz tiir Doryittzuror torkhvir, aabir traann Doryittzuror vaennhdz traann Do'innzabb arvlauhdvir.
Fanisk: Id enrichur, cha insamis fean id dorichur, lech, nur dir dorichur fean dir do lachir.

Cemirialait: Ou mej^ille ha teu junots* et ou mej^ille. Let mej^ille teu et let junot ounne teziranne.

Smokewhisper: Hsks. Hsr hsks. Hsr hssh. Rcshs hssh. Hsr hssh ksr rcshs hssh chchrch.

[hops]

I've seen "I'm right and you're wrong" getting used unironically in the Youtube comments.

[flame99]

Oh, we're doing codes now? Well how about a CONLANG BITCHES!

Sar ahirra papertil, ahirra mondi.

Good luck.

Might as well translate this.

Literal translation is "If you read, you great", but the proper translation would be "If you can read this, you're awesome".

Goddammit a solifugae WON'T kill you or eat your face!

Still never getting anywhere near one because HOLY SHIT THAT SPIDER IS HUGE

[flame99]

It's not a spider, either.

This does not make them any less terrifying.

[Parsely]

Something that really grinds my gears is thread subjects written as if they were statements, which is definitely not a jab at the OP.

Internet habits which annoy you.

Internet Habits Which Annoy You

There's no real reason why they should be grammatically treated as "titles" but it just looks really gross and untidy to me personally when I scroll through the boards and see punctuation scattered everywhere.

But at least it's not full on depraved:

internet habits which annoy you

And this only bothers me specifically in thread titles, not anywhere else.

[DemonOfWrath]

People using "loose" when they obviously mean "lose" is easily the most annoying internet habit that I see. Dear god that one's annoying because it's so freaking common, and you know it isn't just a typo when you see someone make that mistake several times in a row.

That or there's some worldwide epidemic of trousers slipping off that I'm unaware of that is always at the forefront of many, many minds.