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Corin's Mystery Massacre

6 (18.8%)

Kosovo Carnage

2 (6.3%)

Genealogy Poker

2 (6.3%)

Star Zoo

6 (18.8%)

Primordial Souper Star

4 (12.5%)

Mutant Lab Escape: Wog to Freedom

3 (9.4%)

Blood Cave of Satan

1 (3.1%)

Brown 2: Ready on the Firing Line

2 (6.3%)

Asteroid Bowels Raider

1 (3.1%)

None

5 (15.6%)

Total Members Voted: 14

[Megaman]

I was just curious how many of you still played the games in the Curses Arcade. There are a few good games in there, if a bit obtuse.

[Funk]

what about the sub games?

[G-Flex]

what about the sub games?

Do not play them. I am serious.

He's not lying. I have to sort of admire him for actually keeping those things online. That is a person who is secure in his dignity as a human being.

I was just curious how many of you still played the games in the Curses Arcade. There are a few good games in there, if a bit obtuse.

Star Zoo is hilarious. It gets repetitious, but it is hilarious.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I've played Star Zoo. I have no memories of it, only rage.

[Jonathan S. Fox]

I wouldn't say "still play" on any ongoing basis, but I've played "Star Zoo" more than once with years between, so I picked that.

[SealyStar]

Star Zoo is too unforgivingly hard, because of the lack of save points.

I like Kosovo and Mutant Lab Escape.

Also, what, exactly, is so horrible about the "sub-games"? They're not nice, kid-friendly games, of course, but they're not that bad. What is this, 1950?

And yes, I've played them.

[Megaman]

Most of us have souls left.

[Karlito]

I don't.

Also, I think I was pretty good at Corin's Mystery Massacre at one point. I say I think, because it's really hard to be sure with that game.

[G-Flex]

Also, what, exactly, is so horrible about the "sub-games"? They're not nice, kid-friendly games, of course, but they're not that bad. What is this, 1950?

They're... pretty horrible. Toady isn't lying. There's not a whole lot of gameplay value in most of them, and the production values don't particularly exist. Honestly, they're also pretty damn juvenile. I wouldn't be so harsh about it, but I'm pretty sure Toady already knows all this stuff or else he wouldn't have put up giant disclaimers all over the place on that page.

[SealyStar]

Also, what, exactly, is so horrible about the "sub-games"? They're not nice, kid-friendly games, of course, but they're not that bad. What is this, 1950?

They're... pretty horrible. Toady isn't lying. There's not a whole lot of gameplay value in most of them, and the production values don't particularly exist. Honestly, they're also pretty damn juvenile. I wouldn't be so harsh about it, but I'm pretty sure Toady already knows all this stuff or else he wouldn't have put up giant disclaimers all over the place on that page.

I mean, they're definitely too crass to be tasteful, of dubious quality, and potentially offensive. But it's a gross stretch to say that they're somehow "unfit for human consumption".

[Megaman]

CMM is really hard when you start off, but when you learn what the hell to do it's easy as pie.

[G-Flex]

Also, what, exactly, is so horrible about the "sub-games"? They're not nice, kid-friendly games, of course, but they're not that bad. What is this, 1950?

They're... pretty horrible. Toady isn't lying. There's not a whole lot of gameplay value in most of them, and the production values don't particularly exist. Honestly, they're also pretty damn juvenile. I wouldn't be so harsh about it, but I'm pretty sure Toady already knows all this stuff or else he wouldn't have put up giant disclaimers all over the place on that page.

I mean, they're definitely too crass to be tasteful, of dubious quality, and potentially offensive. But it's a gross stretch to say that they're somehow "unfit for human consumption".

I'm honestly not sure what other criteria you have in mind, then.