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[kaijyuu]

I would like to say how priceless kaiyuu’s avatar choice is for this betrayal. Really quite fitting.

What? It's Rainbow Dash, element of loyalt...

Oh.

[Megaman]

Erotic shaving cream.

I am intrigued.

Perhaps thou art, however it will give you the crabs within seconds.

[Heron TSG]

Huh. They're calling it a pony revolt, but I don't see any new pony people. I do, however, see a lot of new penguins. Rampant silliness aside, does anyone want a penguin avatar still? I have the time, and I have the technology!

[Flying Dice]

Yes, only now is the extent of our betrayal evident. We who are both equine and avian must show our true loyalty in this time of conflict!

[applesauce machine]

letting the ponies slay them, implement the remains in baked goods (as per traditional pony war-victory custom)

Apple pie or Cupcakes?

I was referring to the latter, but EGADS there's another customary baked good! We have gained more intelligence on the enemy! ...I guess. Not sure how it'll help.

...The enemy. Why are they the enemy exactly? I didn't know this would all happen. I didn't expect this. Am I aligning with the right group? The penguins, they... I interacted with them first, observed them, they seemed friendly enough. I knew of the ponies, but I didn't know they were supposedly evil, I mean, people joked about that, but I thought it was just, I dunno, harmless ribbing-- but was that just the penguins talking? Was it all a conspiracy? What do I think? What am I even doing?!

[Megaman]

Son, you must stay with the penguins, for we are your countrymen.

[Flying Dice]

We all know who are true enemy is, flightless comrades. Ponies and penguins may yet see peace in our time, if we come together under one banner to fight the true menace, the creeping darkness that is avatarlessness.

[applesauce machine]

Son, you must stay with the penguins, for we are your countrymen.

I was raised being told I was a female. Was everyone lying? Were my parents in on this?! OH GOD I CAN TRUST NO ONE

[Megaman]

You speak of peace, yet you know all you wish is war. And erotic shaving cream.

Son, you must stay with the penguins, for we are your countrymen.

I was raised being told I was a female. Was everyone lying? Were my parents in on this?! OH GOD I CAN TRUST NO ONE

They are all lying to you.

[Hubris Incalculable]

And, out of the blue, a new faction! Come, Pigs, one and all those of neutral avatar! Let us fight the penguins and the ponies alike!

But especially the ponies.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Wait, isn't ponykind's preferred battle plan "love and tolerate them until they back down," and if so do we even have to care that they're revolting against us?

[penguinofhonor]

I'm disgusted by the amount of traitors that have been revealed among our ranks. There shall be no mercy upon you lot!

[EveryZig]

I was raised being told I was a female. Was everyone lying? Were my parents in on this?! OH GOD I CAN TRUST NO ONE

It gets worse. This sentence is a lie. (Try and parse that one for a bit.)

[Megaman]

I'm disgusted by the amount of traitors that have been revealed among our ranks. There shall be no mercy upon you lot!

Let them betray us, for atleast now we know who is true to the penguin cause.

[penguinofhonor]

Indeed. But now I'm suspicious of the people who only have penguin avatars half the time.