Memes. Memes never change.
On the first of May, in the year 2012, Kaijyuu, a P.E.G.A.S.U.S. insurgent, revealed his/her/it's true colours and attacked the local PenG.U.I.N. headquarters. The situation rapidly deteriorated, leading to all out war between the P.E.G.A.S.U.S. extremists and the PenG.U.I.N totalitarian regime.
The antarctic was destroyed on May 2nd. At 12:01 AM the penG.U.I.N regime detonated an experimental PAINGUIN class nuclear device in the upper atmosphere. On the ice, millions were vaporized instantly. Large ice sheets fell into the ocean due to the heat. Radioactive fallout showered the survivors. In the coming weeks millions more would die. As the south pole burned, the P.E.G.A.S.U.S. airship fleet made it's first strike. A hail of incindentary bombs fell on the PenG.U.I.N capitals. WTFthred fell within minutes. Happithred and Ragethred held out long enough to critically damage most of P.E.G.A.S.U.S'. bombers. The coastal town of Sadthred was submerged beneath the rising oceans.
Northern raiders saw the opportunity and attacked. Dorfmoad and Communtisteries struck the ravaged continent first. The P.E.G.A.S.U.S airfleet was in tatters due to deserters and the Happithred/Ragethred anti aircraft assaults. The raiders were weak in technology, but large in numbers. Dorfmoad settlers set up underground colonies across the land, bringing with them the fearsome honeybadger. Mutated and half dead, the penG.U.I.N and P.E.G.A.S.U.S survivors made their way back to the mainland finding only devastation and small men encrusted with layers of vomit and blood...
I'm not sure what I just wrote.
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