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Fnear

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Urist Icumdumat, Legendary Murdermaster, has retired to your fort...
« on: April 19, 2012, 11:02:39 pm »
That's not a specific message, but that's how I interpret it when a new migrant has 1 notable kill (a goblin) and 90 other kills led by 5 cave dragons.

Skills?  Proficient Marksdwarf, Skilled Shield/Armor/Dodge, Accomplished Tracker, Adequate Milker.

I figure he used to be a Legendary Murdermaster of some variety but that was his old life.  Here (in my terrifying biome with a cave and evil mist) he just wants to pursue his passion in early retirement.  Milking.  He's not great at it, but he just loves to milk.

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Re: Urist Icumdumat, Legendary Murdermaster, has retired to your fort...
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2012, 11:13:24 pm »
That selfish bastard. He has all of those useful military skills and all that he is willing to do with his retirement is milk? The audacity!

Draft him back into the military. Service is eternal, the only way out is death, pray that it does not come from age.
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Re: Urist Icumdumat, Legendary Murdermaster, has retired to your fort...
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2012, 11:46:59 pm »
A badass milk man? Not bad. Guess it was tougher in his day.
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That should be a new type of project, making a rug design in dwarf fortress (With accurate coloring)
"And so, after many deaths and much sacrifice, someone turned their fortress into a fully functioning self aware carpet that actively sought after sources of fresh blood."

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Re: Urist Icumdumat, Legendary Murdermaster, has retired to your fort...
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2012, 11:48:52 pm »
You try milking a pissed-off dragon :P
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Re: Urist Icumdumat, Legendary Murdermaster, has retired to your fort...
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2012, 11:55:36 pm »
The dwarf was trying to milk the dragons. There was a disagreement.
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Quote from: Morpha on April 26, 2012, 02:47:23 am
Never had a bat massacre people with an axe before.
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Fnear

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Re: Urist Icumdumat, Legendary Murdermaster, has retired to your fort...
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2012, 11:57:04 pm »
Quote from: KodKod on April 19, 2012, 11:13:24 pm
That selfish bastard. He has all of those useful military skills and all that he is willing to do with his retirement is milk? The audacity!

Draft him back into the military. Service is eternal, the only way out is death, pray that it does not come from age.

It is safe to say that Inkedwatch will not provide him the level of comfort he expected in retirement.  One of his friends brought along a nice steel crossbow...
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Re: Urist Icumdumat, Legendary Murdermaster, has retired to your fort...
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2012, 12:00:34 am »
Quote from: NonconsensualSurgery on April 19, 2012, 11:55:36 pm
The dwarf was trying to milk the dragons. There was a disagreement.

Most likely because they were male dragons.
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Re: Urist Icumdumat, Legendary Murdermaster, has retired to your fort...
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2012, 01:58:52 am »
He will milk every drop of blood from your body.
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Re: Urist Icumdumat, Legendary Murdermaster, has retired to your fort...
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2012, 02:10:54 am »
Check those kills--animals, maybe? He could have been a hunter. I don't usually get dwarves with nearly a hundred kills and only one of them is notable.
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Re: Urist Icumdumat, Legendary Murdermaster, has retired to your fort...
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2012, 05:19:49 am »
Quote from: Callista on April 20, 2012, 02:10:54 am
Check those kills--animals, maybe? He could have been a hunter. I don't usually get dwarves with nearly a hundred kills and only one of them is notable.
A hunter of cave dragons?

Imagine the looks on everyone's face when he returns home after 2 years.

"Yeh said ye wanted some buzzards, so I got this..."
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Re: Urist Icumdumat, Legendary Murdermaster, has retired to your fort...
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2012, 05:22:05 am »
This so reminds me of RED.  The Marksdwarf, shield, dodge skills suggest soldier, but tracking?  Sounds like an assassin.

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Re: Urist Icumdumat, Legendary Murdermaster, has retired to your fort...
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2012, 05:55:08 am »
You can milk dragons? This is udderly unbelievable.
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Re: Urist Icumdumat, Legendary Murdermaster, has retired to your fort...
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2012, 06:23:22 am »
You can milk people, so you can milk dragons.
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Re: Urist Icumdumat, Legendary Murdermaster, has retired to your fort...
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2012, 10:00:10 am »
Quote from: SRD on April 20, 2012, 06:23:22 am
You can milk people, so you can milk dragons.
Dragons can be milked.... but these Dragons were guys :o
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Re: Urist Icumdumat, Legendary Murdermaster, has retired to your fort...
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2012, 10:15:24 am »
My inner Zoologist is screaming in pain.
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