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Garath

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Re: Ah, the waterfall...
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2012, 05:34:09 am »
throw in kittens then
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Re: Ah, the waterfall...
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2012, 06:51:30 am »
Quote from: Garath on April 20, 2012, 05:34:09 am
throw in kittens then

That's cruelty! Dwarfes are replaceable, adorable and cute kittens are not!
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Re: Ah, the waterfall...
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2012, 08:17:20 am »
Quote from: terko on April 20, 2012, 06:51:30 am
Quote from: Garath on April 20, 2012, 05:34:09 am
throw in kittens then
That's cruelty! Dwarfes are replaceable, adorable and cute kittens are not!

"This one has been infested. Send him to the Chief Medical Dwarf for immediate surgery."
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SRD

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Re: Ah, the waterfall...
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2012, 09:30:35 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 20, 2012, 08:17:20 am
Quote from: terko on April 20, 2012, 06:51:30 am
Quote from: Garath on April 20, 2012, 05:34:09 am
throw in kittens then
That's cruelty! Dwarfes are replaceable, adorable and cute kittens are not!

"This one has been infested. Send him to the Chief Medical Dwarf for immediate surgery."
"There must be something wrong with this ones' mind.. Quickly! Amputate his spleen!"
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Mr S

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Re: Ah, the waterfall...
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2012, 10:23:11 am »
Are you the brain specialist?

No!

Are you the brain specialist?

No!

ARE YOU THE BRAAAAAIIIN SSSSPEECIALIIIIIST!!??

nu.. Yes!!

My brain hurts..

It will have to come RIGHT OUT!!!
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Re: Ah, the waterfall...
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2012, 11:06:43 am »
Quote from: Mr S on April 20, 2012, 10:23:11 am
Are you the brain specialist?

No!

Are you the brain specialist?

No!

ARE YOU THE BRAAAAAIIIN SSSSPEECIALIIIIIST!!??

nu.. Yes!!

My brain hurts..

It will have to come RIGHT OUT!!!

w-what? My Brain??

NO YOUR SPLEEN.

ftfy
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runlvlzero

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Re: Ah, the waterfall...
« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2012, 11:30:19 am »
You all have it all wrong.

ITS THE LIVER I TELL YOU!!!

That's what controls a dwarf, the brain just acts like an interface to the liver.

But the soul and spirit of a dwarf resides in the liver!
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Re: Ah, the waterfall...
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2012, 07:15:02 am »
Quote from: runlvlzero on April 20, 2012, 11:30:19 am
You all have it all wrong.

ITS THE LIVER I TELL YOU!!!

That's what controls a dwarf, the brain just acts like an interface to the liver.

But the soul and spirit of a dwarf resides in the liver!

Indeed, urist mcwoodcutter had a horrible incident with a random spear with a small goblin at the end which went through his liver. Somehow he survived although his behavior had changed massively. He refused to drink alcohol, supposedly because it made him sick.

Truly the dwarven soul must be in the liver.
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Re: Ah, the waterfall...
« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2012, 06:55:22 am »
I lost 3 expeditions to mysteriose sudden death. It turned out that some pathfinding FUN caused them to try and swim across a river right before a 14z level waterfall. Took another 2 to successfully partition off the offending waterway without Sudden Suicide Syndrome showing up again XD. There were so many ghosts.

Even more so now I have reclaimed again after a double goblin invasion wiped out the forts eventual 159 population. They had war cave dragons...
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Garath

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Re: Ah, the waterfall...
« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2012, 06:58:18 am »
mmmm, cave dragon roasts
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Re: Ah, the waterfall...
« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2012, 03:10:48 pm »
necro

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Re: Ah, the waterfall...
« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2012, 05:15:27 pm »
Reminds me of that one time I was trying to fix a cave waterworks project gone awry. I'd conscripted most of my dwarves into the masonry corps and made them run across the lip of a gushing waterfall over 20 z-levels in height... I mean, it's less than 3 deep, right?

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