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Author Topic: Star Wars is offically dead.  (Read 11035 times)

Mickey Blue

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Re: Star Wars is offically dead.
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2012, 07:33:50 pm »

Wow.. Its so awful its awesome.. If I had a kinect I'd have to own this.
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Re: Star Wars is offically dead.
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2012, 07:48:12 pm »

..... jiggle physics? Can't be all that bad...
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« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2012, 07:57:10 pm »

Vader Dance Off > Empire Strikes Back

58 seconds in - I can die happy.

Words on crotch? Really? Would anyone really want to know what Vader has under there?
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« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2012, 07:59:40 pm »

Kind of like asking why he had the lightsaber positioned just so at the end of the routine....
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« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2012, 08:06:28 pm »

Is this a joke about things or is this really how Gameplay will be, I thought Star Wars Kinect was a "Sword" game...
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Re: Star Wars is offically dead.
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2012, 08:10:36 pm »

Is this a joke about things or is this really how Gameplay will be, I thought Star Wars Kinect was a "Sword" game...

It's one of many minigames, so I hear.
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« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2012, 08:17:12 pm »

Is this a joke about things or is this really how Gameplay will be, I thought Star Wars Kinect was a "Sword" game...

It's one of many minigames, so I hear.
Then I would love to get it just for the Musics....
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Re: Star Wars is offically dead.
« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2012, 08:18:38 pm »

When I think about or watch Star Wars, I become increasingly convinced that Star Wars was actually never any good.
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« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2012, 08:20:21 pm »

Lol, I expected some things, but certainly not that. Literally so bad that it's good. I mean they knew it's bad, but they just put so much work into making it as bad as possible. Love the other links on that too.
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Re: Star Wars is offically dead.
« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2012, 08:28:45 pm »

I'm kind of relieved it's just mini-games. For a minute I was starting to think we were about to see a complete series of IPs that meet Kinnect Dance. We probably still are.
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« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2012, 08:30:01 pm »

...I'd play it.  :-[

What can I say, I'm a sucker for rhythm games.
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Re: Star Wars is offically dead.
« Reply #26 on: April 19, 2012, 08:40:16 pm »

When I think about or watch Star Wars, I become increasingly convinced that Star Wars was actually never any good.
The series consists of 2.3 good movies and 3 semi-decent games. Everything else you've seen or heard is a lie.
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« Reply #27 on: April 19, 2012, 08:59:39 pm »

I hope one of those 3 games was Battlefront 2. I spent a good portion of my childhood playing that. Is still one of my favorite FPSs.
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Re: Star Wars is offically dead.
« Reply #28 on: April 19, 2012, 09:10:10 pm »

I see no issue with slapping Star Wars on stupid things, so long as they're not pretending to be anything other than stupid things. Dance Dance Revolution with Twi'leks doesn't bother me any more than Yoda on a plastic drinking cup.

The Vader vs Emperor danceoff, on the other hand, is sheer unadulterated brilliance. They need to make a full game out of that.
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« Reply #29 on: April 19, 2012, 09:12:50 pm »

I'm surprised nobody has pointed out this song yet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c42pEVwYM34&feature=related
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