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Author Topic: From "Beard" on the wiki  (Read 12336 times)

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Re: From "Beard" on the wiki
« Reply #30 on: April 18, 2012, 09:27:58 pm »

What long bearded roman have you seen latly they shaved for war.
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« Reply #31 on: April 18, 2012, 09:36:26 pm »

Methinks he was thinking about A) All the other hideous atrocities the Roman Empire and everyone involved with it was responsible for or B) The Greeks, for whom the beard was the ultimate symbol of power and status, with a cleanshaven man being an outcast or exile to b avoided at all costs.

Or C, my personal best guess) To bring emphasis to the fact that all ancient cultures, even ones not known for their love of facial hair like the Romans, fundamentally suck.
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Re: From "Beard" on the wiki
« Reply #32 on: April 19, 2012, 12:00:24 am »

I can clearly see why they [dwarves] would be embarassed when their shirt falls off.
So THAT's why the elves bring us so much cloth.


I think it actually made sense, back then. No antibiotics. Cut yourself shaving and you could sign your own death sentence.
The issue wasn't infection, it was about being distinct and officious over women. Cutting your beard was unmanly, and unmanliness from a man was seriously punished. It was their version of pink aisle madness. In this case, lethal levels of machismo.
Actually, in my opinion the point of the rule was TO HAVE the rule. All organized religions have at least a few laws that have little or no bearing on logic or the real world, because that's what their followers want. Suppose Christianity had a rule that forbids the faithful from cutting off their own left hands. Nobody would give a crap, nobody wants to dismember themselves in the first place. But suppose that same rule was altered, to say that the faithful are not to cut the fingernails on their left hands. The vast majority of people (these days) would cut them anyway, of course, but you'd also see a full spectrum--folks who don't cut them on the Sabbath, folks who don't cut them during Lent, ultra-orthodox types who actually don't cut them at all, and loophole-lovers who point out that the Bible doesn't say anything about not filing one's nails. Fingernails would become an object of heresy and religious schism, people would LOVE this law. Simply because it's so damn stupid.

Makes you wonder about some of the more WTF sections of Leviticus, like how it's a "sin" to plant two types for crops in the same field. What would happen if some of our more bizarre civic laws, like how it's illegal to walk backwards on the sidewalk for more than 6 paces, or to go skydiving on a Thursday, somehow made it into a time capsule and were discovered, like a latter-day Dead Sea Scrolls, by archaeologists of the future? What a kooky-ass religion THAT would turn into, huh?
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Re: From "Beard" on the wiki
« Reply #33 on: April 19, 2012, 12:06:10 am »

What would happen if some of our more bizarre civic laws, like how it's illegal to walk backwards on the sidewalk for more than 6 paces, or to go skydiving on a Thursday, somehow made it into a time capsule and were discovered, like a latter-day Dead Sea Scrolls, by archaeologists of the future? What a kooky-ass religion THAT would turn into, huh?

In the city of York is is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow, except on a Sunday.

Take that, future-people!
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Re: From "Beard" on the wiki
« Reply #34 on: April 19, 2012, 12:15:11 am »

In rhode island, it is completely illegal to serve icecream on a cherry pie.

(I think that's right...)
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Re: From "Beard" on the wiki
« Reply #35 on: April 19, 2012, 12:37:01 am »

Most examples of "dumb laws" like this are fraudulent and don't actually exist. But hey, don't let that stop you spreading old wives' tales.

Also, the cherry pie thing is Kansas, not Rhode Island.
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Re: From "Beard" on the wiki
« Reply #36 on: April 19, 2012, 06:32:18 am »

I've noticed that lately the term "neckbeard" gets thrown around as insult. I had to look it up. To me even atrocious neckbeards seemed at the very least semi-dwarfy.

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« Reply #37 on: April 19, 2012, 07:20:20 pm »

 :D I have a rather long chinbeard which I can braid or style a la jack sparrow. There is nothing like a beard with black wooden pearls in it.
I wonder why people always connect beards to being unhygienic and filthy. It is probably all Gilette propaganda.
One runs into wierd problems like beard-split ends and stuff. And random people touching my beard. Oh god, I hate those.
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Re: From "Beard" on the wiki
« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2012, 07:58:35 pm »

Methinks he was thinking about A) All the other hideous atrocities the Roman Empire and everyone involved with it was responsible for or B) The Greeks, for whom the beard was the ultimate symbol of power and status, with a cleanshaven man being an outcast or exile to b avoided at all costs.

Or C, my personal best guess) To bring emphasis to the fact that all ancient cultures, even ones not known for their love of facial hair like the Romans, fundamentally suck.
Actually, it's D) The fact that these bastards treated genders unequally.
I'm a commited Gender Neutralist, so naturally a large majority of societies piss me off.
But, hey, what can be helped?
Not everyone thinks like me...
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Re: From "Beard" on the wiki
« Reply #39 on: April 19, 2012, 09:09:58 pm »

Likewise, long hair on a man was unmanly. Whole long list of crap.

That's the new testament only and is a greco-roman rather than semitic thing. In Judges, Samson the Nazirite derived his supernatural power from (in part) his long, flowing hair. Incidentally other than the hairiness thing nazirites are pretty much the opposite of dwarves: besides not cutting one's hair, the other two nazirite vows are to abstain from alcohol and avoid corpses.
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Re: From "Beard" on the wiki
« Reply #40 on: April 19, 2012, 09:57:43 pm »

After letting my facial hair go unchecked for almost three months, I learned that I actually have the ability to grow a moderately impressive mustache.  It's not quite long enough to be a full English Mustache, but I can give the ends a decent curl.  My beard, however, leaves much to be desired, and I actually had to shave it earlier this week (ending said three-month streak), as it was just scruffy and unattractive.  Now I'm re-learning just how annoying stubble and daily shaving are.
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Re: From "Beard" on the wiki
« Reply #41 on: April 19, 2012, 10:14:04 pm »

When it comes to shaving women have it worse. Just sayin'.
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Re: From "Beard" on the wiki
« Reply #42 on: April 19, 2012, 10:19:24 pm »

When it comes to shaving women have it worse. Just sayin'.

Oh, I don't doubt it.  The great thing about being a guy is that I don't have to pay any attention whatsoever to my obscenely hairy arms and legs.
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« Reply #43 on: April 19, 2012, 10:21:17 pm »

Oh, I don't doubt it.  The great thing about being a guy is that I don't have to pay any attention whatsoever to my obscenely hairy arms and legs.

Therefore gorillas are the manliest of men.
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« Reply #44 on: April 19, 2012, 10:24:12 pm »

Oh, I don't doubt it.  The great thing about being a guy is that I don't have to pay any attention whatsoever to my obscenely hairy arms and legs.

Therefore gorillas are the manliest of men.

Got it in one.  When you have enough body hair that you can safely go without pants in company, then you know you've surpassed any reasonable standards for manliness.
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