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Re: Food Thread: what's your beef?
« Reply #450 on: January 01, 2013, 10:13:45 pm »

I come bearing meatloafs. I've decided I need a place to put these recipes down where I can find them without too much effort.

Penguin's Parmesan and Herb Turkey Meatloaf
Loaf: 1.2 pounds ground turkey, 1 egg, 2/3 an average onion (chopped), 2 cloves of garlic (minced), 0.75 cups milk, 0.75 cups cracker crumbs (fuck your breadcrumbs), 0.5 cups ground or finely shredded parmesan, pepper and herbs (oregano, rosemary, anything else, it'll all be hella tasty)
Sauce: 2/3 cup ketchup, 2 tbsp wet mustard, 2.5 tbsp brown sugar

Mix all loaf ingredients in a bowl. Mix the sauce together. Put the meaty stuff into a casserole type dish (doing so will classify this dish as a casserole), then spread the sauce out over the top. Cook at 350F for a little over an hour.
Notes: I'm probably going to try a different sauce. Barbecue-esque sauce worked but there are probably things that go better with turkey.
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Penguin's Regular-Ass Beef Barbecue Meatloaf
Loaf: 1 pound of ground beef, 1 egg, 0.5 average onions (chopped), 2 cloves of garlic (minced), 2/3 cup of milk, 2/3 cup of cracker crumbs (fuck your breadcrumbs), salt and pepper, 1/4 cup barbecue sauce
Sauce: 1/2 cup ketchup, 1/4 cup barbecue sauce, 1 tbsp dry mustard, 2 tbsp brown sugar

Same as turkey meatloaf instructions, cook for an hour.
Notes: potentially not barbecue enough, consider obtaining barbecue spices
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Re: Food Thread: what's your beef?
« Reply #451 on: January 02, 2013, 05:27:18 am »

So I need a simple but potentially awesome lunch that involves meat (simple in the sense that it doesn't contain a ton of exotic stuff since that can't be easily obtained around here). I've had a few ideas but I'm not sure about that stuff, one especially is alluring but it has a lot of potential to be an expensive fuckup.

I worry about this because a friend has decided to start eating meat again (been a vegetarian for 2-3 years now) and I've been tasked with making her first meaty meal.
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Re: Food Thread: what's your beef?
« Reply #452 on: January 02, 2013, 06:41:26 am »

So I need a simple but potentially awesome lunch that involves meat (simple in the sense that it doesn't contain a ton of exotic stuff since that can't be easily obtained around here). I've had a few ideas but I'm not sure about that stuff, one especially is alluring but it has a lot of potential to be an expensive fuckup.

I worry about this because a friend has decided to start eating meat again (been a vegetarian for 2-3 years now) and I've been tasked with making her first meaty meal.

Risotto is not nearly as hard as most people think, and dead tasty if you do it right.

All measurements are approximate
1 onion
4ish cloves garlic
a few slices bacon
two or three chicken thighs
1 cup arborio rice (most supermarkets, any medium grain will do)
a couple stock cubes (or however much powder makes a litre of stock)
salt
pepper
about half a cup of frozen peas and/or corn
parmesan
fill the kettle, put it on
dice bacon and onion, fry off until onions are kinda sorta translucent in a dutch oven or other biggish pot
cut chicken into strips or chunks or whatever you want, not much bigger than an inch cube is ideal
toss the chicken in, after it all turns white cook for another minute-ish then toss in stock cubes
once stock cubes kinda dissolve in the juices toss in your rice, stir until all the rice is coated and then for like a minute afterwards
then toss in a splash of wine if you want, or just water if you don't have any
red or white wine works, sometimes red wine makes it go a weird grey colour, sometimes an awesome pink, it's a bit of a mixed bag, all tastes fine though
then just keep alternating stirring until liquid's mostly gone and adding more liquid
after you've put in a good two thirds of the kettle (5 cups/1.25L) chuck in your peas/corn and start tasting the rice to see how the texture is
when the rice is soft you're done
turn off heat, add parmesan, stir

Apologies for poor formatting, I hastily adapted from when I facebooked it to a friend.
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Re: Food Thread: what's your beef?
« Reply #453 on: January 03, 2013, 09:31:10 pm »

The holiday have ended. I made "Food for the Gods" for the family. Life is good.

I won't tell you what it's made of. It's for the Gods after all.
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Re: Food Thread: what's your beef?
« Reply #454 on: January 04, 2013, 12:17:20 am »

The holiday have ended. I made "Food for the Gods" for the family. Life is good.

I won't tell you what it's made of. It's for the Gods after all.
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Re: Food Thread: what's your beef?
« Reply #455 on: January 04, 2013, 12:36:42 am »

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Re: Food Thread: what's your beef?
« Reply #456 on: January 04, 2013, 01:47:16 am »

Bah!  :P

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Re: Food Thread: hipster chow
« Reply #457 on: January 28, 2013, 04:32:39 pm »

I'm eating some delicious-ass salsa. And it's local, so I get this nice sense of superiority while I eat it.
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Re: Food Thread: hipster chow
« Reply #458 on: January 28, 2013, 04:36:38 pm »

I'm eating some delicious-ass salsa. And it's local, so I get this nice sense of superiority while I eat it.
I'm not even going to ask what goes into ass salsa....



Personally, I've never liked salsa (probably because the texture of tomato chunks triggers my gag reflex). Now salsa picante (the thin stuff that's basically crushed peppers in marinara), that I dig.
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Re: Food Thread: hipster chow
« Reply #459 on: January 28, 2013, 08:30:33 pm »

Do they sell cheap-ass frozen shrimp that aren't popcorn shrimp? If so, I might have to visit the frozen foods aisle.
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Re: Food Thread: hipster chow
« Reply #460 on: January 28, 2013, 08:37:59 pm »

I got a cook book for Christmas oddly enough and people wanted to use it.

So I pretty much up and said that no one can use it until I use it once... and since I am "not" allowed to cook, that means never.
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Re: Food Thread: hipster chow
« Reply #461 on: January 31, 2013, 12:37:18 am »

Do they sell cheap-ass frozen shrimp that aren't popcorn shrimp? If so, I might have to visit the frozen foods aisle.
They should. I can't vouch for how good they'll be, but I'm pretty sure most grocery stores will sell some.
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Re: Food Thread: hipster chow
« Reply #462 on: January 31, 2013, 12:54:37 am »

I discovered that my grocery store doesn't sell frozen shrimp, popcorn or not. I'm really weirded out by this.
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Re: Food Thread: hipster chow
« Reply #463 on: January 31, 2013, 01:08:41 am »

Huh. Do you live in an entirely land-locked state or something?
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Re: Food Thread: hipster chow
« Reply #464 on: January 31, 2013, 01:32:13 am »

Kentucky, so yeah.

They have non-frozen shrimp, though. And frozen fish.
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