I couldn't stand kefir either, though I was young last I tried. So strong.
I associate it with kombucha, which is completely different. Worth a taste, though. It's super-dwarven - a disc mushroom, which you grow by putting a "slice" into a sugar bath for a while, and it "ferments" into legally nonalcoholic drink (like typical apple juice). It tastes *STRONG* though, even by my jaded palate.
My family got a starter from an awesome wanderer visited our home, a literal mile from any neighbors, talking about how the water smelled good.
I'm sure my hippy techie dad was ready to fight, but acted with diplomacy and made a friend. Trust but verify? The guy was so weird but it turned out way better than expected.
Of course nowadays you can just buy kombucha from many coffee shops, or whole-food stores.
But back then it was a hippy handshake sort of deal, heh.
Technically not a mushroom, although some of the technical etymology is based on the greek word for mushroom. It's a symbiotic culture of yeast and bacteria (something apparently called a SCOBY), where the yeast converts the sugars to alcohol, and then the bacteria converts the alcohol to acid.
Regarding slow cooker chicken, all the recipes I've seen have called for remarkably low cook times, like 4-5 low, 3 high. Still, it doesn't exactly hurt to let it sit a while longer (although it will start toughening up eventually), and much better to have it a bit overcooked than undercooked.
Going to be throwing some chicken in the pot myself later on today. Had a previous experiment work out fairly well, so now I aim to expand upon it.
It's pretty simple, because there's not really a whole lot we have access to that would fit in with the overall theme. And I just now remembered while writing this that I forgot to pick something up at the store... dagnabbit.
But yeah, basically just chicken, sliced bamboo shoots, water chestnuts, coconut milk and some paneng curry paste from the Vietnamese corner shop (who also stock Thai necessities, apparently). Rice would be nice, or maybe some tofu, but those both fall under the umbrella of unacceptable carbs, so no go.
I asked the lady at the Vietnamese/Thai place if they had lemongrass, and she said no... So I'm going to assume that I didn't know how to ask for it (finding the right name for ingredients can be tricky when you're asking across 3-4 different languages)... So the intent was to add some lime juice to the mix, which worked out quite nicely last time. But guess what I just realized I forgot to pick up? Yeah.
Well, maybe it's for the best... was planning on throwing some cashews in there, maybe along with a spoon of peanut butter, and I'm not sure how that all would have mixed together with the citrus.