So, recently I went to a gastroenterologist because my bi/tri-weekly cycle of diarrhea-constipation was getting very difficult to deal with.
Turns out, it's irritable bowel syndrome (IBS). And now I'm on an IBS diet (more specifically, a low fodmaps diet).
And while it's not THE most restrictive of diets, and I might come off as spoiled (no pun intended) here, it's basically a huge middle finger to any sort of sweets which I'm a massive (and I do mean massive) fan of.
Can't have any sort of chocolate that isn't really dark because (cow/sheep/goat) milk is a no-no, as is wheat, so that also prohibits a lot of stuff as well.
No honey or most fruit that's processed into jams either (except maybe strawberries, but no peaches for sure), or yoghurts.
Like, all I get is tea with sugar and maybe mandarines and a couple other fruit, but even then I can't have dried or canned fruit.
I can't think of a single kind of candy that doesn't get crossed out by this diet in one form or another.
Sure, it is lenient in most other regards (I can still have rice, any and all meats, fish, eggs and whatnot, and I don't like/eat a lot of other products it restricts), but damn, being a sweet tooth on this sort of diet is hard. :c
Like, I'm really depressed lately, and being able to have a chocolate every now and again (okay...a lot of chocolate) was one of the few things that could really lighten up my mood, and now I don't even get to have that, unless you guys can think of some ways to cheat the system that isn't just straight up "ignore the diet".