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[Mr. Dwarfinton]

Aklon, you are the GM. Not our caretaker, feel free to be brutal. We never specified the amount of which we wanted to withdraw therefor make a roll on it and if we fail horribly make something !!FUNNY!! up. Losing is fun, thats the baytwelve motto!

This.

[Aklyon]

(d100: 3.)
This bank is not on fire, its just rather problematically filled and spilling out the door with though packing foam peanut things. Which probably could start a fire at the rate the rng is dropping you though the pit of bad luck. You then poke through the Indoctrinateds' pockets, and find $1.07 total, bringing you to a total of 7 cents as your entire stash of money after getting rid of that negative dollar you'd accumulated last turn somehow.

[killerhellhound]

reading roll to roll to doge at the moment too meny fails

[Spinal_Taper]

Go and rob some gangsters, take their weapons and sell those.

[Doomblade187]

Send followers to the banks inconspicuously if we're going to use the bank. Alternatively, use an ATM.

[Mr. Dwarfinton]

Why do we even need cash? Get yourself an appointment with the mayor, silently knock him unconscious with your fists and absorb him. Leave the followers behind.

We already have one important guy in our hand, let's get a real politician now.

[Aklyon]

See Previous. Thy Leader of Trent art deadeth.

[killerhellhound]

Why do we even need cash? Get yourself an appointment with the mayor, silently knock him unconscious with your fists and absorb him. Leave the followers behind.

We already have one important guy in our hand, let's get a real politician now.

one problem his dead so lets asumilate his replacement

[Aklyon]

The ATM(s) is also on fire/full of foam instead of dollars. You could look for one not at a bank, supposedly, but robbing gangsters works too. You manage to eventually get...$10

[Mr. Dwarfinton]

Do it to the person who is probably going to be the new mayor.

[Aklyon]

Upon actually finding the address of the temporary mayor, you also find a giant ant attempting to dig through his nose. How high he's managing to yell is keeping you from hearing yourself think, and you doubt people would want to see a mayor without a nose.

[killerhellhound]

asborb the ant to find out where the hive is and go scout it out

[Mr. Palau]

assimilate him.

asborb the ant to find out where the hive is and go scout it out

Also this

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

You two are silly, ants are said to work on a hivemind basis. So if we absorb the ant we would have a entire colony worths of ants in our head. We need a biological supercomputer before we ABSORB the ant. I reconmend we assimilate it!

[Aklyon]

This is not one of the opponent ants, this is just a mutant ant they'd found. it about twice he size of his nose, while the actual enemy ants are about half to two-thirds the height of you, except for the 8 foot tall queen.