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[Kashyyk]

The governments of the world have decided to move all the various items from their respective secret instillations (Area 51, Black Archives, Smithsonian Institution, etc.) and placed them all in one building, the IWSSS in [REDACTED]. However, they've contracted the forumites of Bay12 to shift it all. This thread is for you to list any interesting things you may have been told to move.

1. A biro dating from the 9th Century
2. The Eleventh Commandment
3. The third word that ends in "gry"
4. Flubber
5. The second series of Firefly

So, what did you guys find?

[SuburbanRoar]

The entire contents of Room 101. Scary stuff in there, but some awesome. I recently found [REDACTED] and my god was it [REDACTED]!

[Doomblade187]

Well, the highlight for me was the three alternate universes, but I have to admit that "The Real History of The World" was rather interesting as well. Who knew that one eighth of Siberia used to be a Dinosaur zoo for the Russian Czars? And that Chik-Fil-A actually invented the Chicken, but not the chicken sandwich? I know I wasn't supposed to read it, but still...

[Spinal_Taper]

Half-Life Episode three for one, and the the next release of DF. There was some stupid stuff like "Mithril", "Excalibur" and "The Holy Grail" but I just trashed those.

[Skyrunner]

I took three thousand of the worlds' most secretive love diamonds that were mined straight from Atriyoupalancian Area 3, all of which is in Australia.

[Doomblade187]

Also, I think I forgot the five UFOs, with the aliens still inside. They looked just like [REDACTED], but fit on a handcart. Also, here's their email if anybody else wants to say hi: [REDACTED]

[Fniff]

Well, I got the short stick, gentlemen. I was assigned with basically stealing everything from the SCP Foundation and taking it to the Warehouse. Even though the SCP Foundation called it "Hilariously insane" to put every SCP in a crate and then toss it in a warehouse filled with strange stuff. However, this is exactly what I was tasked to do. Now, I've got the entire contents of Site 19 in a 6x3 meter crate in the back of a pickup. I'm currently being strafed by a helicopter, but I think I'll be fine.

I wish I had you guy's jobs. It's not fun being strafed by helicopters and having to jump up and down on 682 so it can be crammed into a crate. It's not fun at all.

[SuburbanRoar]

I wish I had you guy's jobs. It's not fun being strafed by helicopters and having to jump up and down on 682 so it can be crammed into a crate. It's not fun at all.

Haha...no you don't.

[10ebbor10]

I got the universe entire stock of Higgs particles. (Those scientist 'll never find them here).

And also the universe smallest asteroid, which is for some reason made of jam and speaks french.

[Armok]

For me, it was the level 5 Tegmarkian multiverse. Though there were only 4 levels, turns out not only do all possible worlds exist, but all the impossible ones exist as well. And got crammed into a warehouse by me.

[Fniff]

Okay, fellas. It appears that I just tossed all the SCPs into a big bloody volcano. And now the GOC just gave me a medal and called me "The best unofficial (Or official) fighter for (their) organization yet". I'm confused, yet happy. I still get paid, anyway.

[Skyrunner]

NO!

You have to stuff that into the bank like, RIGHT NOW. Else, it'll probably explode. The GOC is not a forgiving organization.