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[USEC_OFFICER]

Alright, alright. Hold your godsdamn ";/}[]/[_). I'll check the fecking entrance. Just give me a couple vmnxzcbzx.


Oh thank the gods.

Oi, Poqio!

Hello Bzmxnb.zxnxznzx.nzxvzx.

What are you here for this time?

I dunno. Buzzing one of the asteroid defences I guess. They probably have a pod of Fighters working over my offences by now.

Fecking great. Listen does your friend there, uh...

Don't worry, he doesn't.

Cool, cool. Mind doing me a favour and opening that damned door?

Sure thing.

Thanks a lot Poqio.

It's fine. Just one more thing...

Don't worry one feck. I'll get the bloody thing ready in a couple periods. That enemy vessel is turning everything into a bloody pile of feces.

Oh. Okay. I'm just running low, that's all.

Yeah, well we all have our stones to bear. You just started?

Yeah, I'll keep a lens out for when you come back.

Bye Bzmxnb.zxnxznzx.nzxvzx, bye Bzmxnb.zxnxznzx.nzxvzx.

Yeah, I'll see you later too.

Right, I'm in the bloody hub. Now where in the sixth circle of hell is that fighter?

Inventory: Pen (7,385,634)
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Re-breather
               Type 41-B-SL Soldier Armour
Forms: Bundle of pre-filled out S47UT4 forms
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm surprised that nobody has noticed anything suspicious yet. Well, slightly suspicious.

Also, I've been looking through the drawings before before the hiatus, and I can't believe how good at drawing I was.

...

Well, relatively speaking, of course.

[Mr. Palau]

What does this form do agian S47UT4 ?

[USEC_OFFICER]

Well I don't want my ass busted in a fecking court-marshal if an Officer or an officer shows up and I don't have a S47UT4 ready.

Inventory: Pen (7,385,634)
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Re-breather
               Type 41-B-SL Soldier Armour
Forms: Bundle of pre-filled out S47UT4 forms
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Can somebody just tell Bzmxnb.zxnxznzx.nzxvzx where PF4-D529 so that we can move the plot along?

[Aklyon]

(can we just go over to him? There wasn't much to point out besides 'the fighter' as far as I can remeber)

[USEC_OFFICER]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Well, I didn't want the plot hole about Bzmxnb.zxnxznzx.nzxvzx telepathically knowing that PF4-D529 was in the file depot.

[Aklyon]

Go ask the fighter door guys where our specific fighter is.

[Mr. Palau]

Go ask the fighter door guys where our specific fighter is.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Fighters?

...

Are you feckers talking about the Soldiers by the door?

...

I'd punch your lights out if I could.

Hey, have you seen a fighter go by here recently?

Haven't you heard? They've finally arrested that, uh...

It was PF4 something. He bashed in old Mczxnbm.zxmnbvzmcv.zx's head but those bloody Officers let him go scott free.

Yeah, pull the other one. It lights up.

Nah, it's the truth. Except nobody saw the deed, meaning that they couldn't arrest him.

Who bloody cares if the fecker was guilty or not? They should have put a bullet in his head then and there.

Yeah, and then they start popping us off too.

Can you two idiots just shut up and tell me what in the first circle of hell happened?

Well they couldn't arrest the fighter for murder, but he got busted on a bribery charge of all things.

What in the frozen pits of Bmzxcnbzcxvxmxzcvz? How does a fecking fighter get busted for bribery?

(Several minutes earlier)


Heui... I've got to find a Soldier to translate this B4742Y-23-V-RE90737DE...


Transcription 9A56D1CBA45E1A
Summary of Communication between PF4-D529 and Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn

Excuse me, but do you have a T74NS8-54-D-SL? I need a translation for a B4742Y-23-V-RE90737DE. PF4-D529

Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn Weren't you going try to bust me with it? Sure thing.

How by Bmzcvnxzcv.zxcmzxcn's mighty chest hair would I know? I'm not one of those fecking pen pushers!

Fine then. How serious of a charge are we talking about?

They had an Officer with the party.

Feck.

Huh. I wonder what he wanted with the fighter?

Fecking right. You just wanted to jump his bones.

Feck you.

Feck, they've already started sealing off the stairs. Got any bright ideas, you half-wits?

Inventory: Pen (7,385,634)
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Re-breather
               Type 41-B-SL Soldier Armour
Forms: Bundle of pre-filled out S47UT4 forms
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Sorry for the little delay there.

[Aklyon]

Feck them.
Or, determine how to obtain our package we don't have a location of now.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Feck them? What kind of hussy do you think I am?

Unless that fecking fighter has lost the bloody package somewhere, we've got two options. We either go around these assholes, or through them. Since I don't want to get my head chomped by a {][.,,:\_=-/<., we'll have to go through them. The only problem is that these are going to be the most die-hard fecking loyalists this side of the Tquwep cluster. Does that answer your fecking question?

[Aklyon]

Get on with it then, go ask them.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Oh yeah, I can see that going just fine.

"Excuse me, but can I go through?"

"Well, do you have the proper forms?"

"Why, no, I do not."

"Well sucks to be you then."

Inventory: Pen (7,385,634)
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Re-breather
               Type 41-B-SL Soldier Armour
Forms: Bundle of pre-filled out S47UT4 forms
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'

[Aklyon]

I thought the fighter was the form-pusher, not you. :P

[USEC_OFFICER]

Yeah, but these Soldiers guarding the door are going to be fecking honorary fighters themselves.

Inventory: Pen (7,385,634)
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Re-breather
               Type 41-B-SL Soldier Armour
Forms: Bundle of pre-filled out S47UT4 forms
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'

[Carp Slayer]

They've begun the preparations to load the craft to board the enemy vessel, and that means that none of the bloody 'riff-raff' can enter the hub. They'll have posted Pilots at the entrance by now.

Inventory: Pen (7,385,634)
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Re-breather
               Type 41-B-SL Soldier Armour
Forms: Bundle of pre-filled out S47UT4 forms
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'

Yeah, but these Soldiers guarding the door are going to be fecking honorary fighters themselves.

Inventory: Pen (7,385,634)
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Re-breather
               Type 41-B-SL Soldier Armour
Forms: Bundle of pre-filled out S47UT4 forms
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'

Ask poqio to do us that favor he owes us.