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[Hubris Incalculable]

It was your avatar's fault (the fighter-penguin)

BTW, Ohai, fellow Canadian!

[Hubris Incalculable]

Okay, It's been a week, so:

Fill out form L1V3-74r34D - Resuscitation of forum game

[USEC_OFFICER]

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Hush you. It's not even noon over here. Give me time to doodle.

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Hello? The Vendomat only had B4742Y-23-V-RE90737DE in Soldier. Hello?

...

...

_{Guys? I'm scared.}

Vzxmnb.zxcvxcm.xcbbxz.mx.

Inventory: Pen (5,337,212,955)
               A36-Air-canister-Fighter
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Re-breather
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ 'Offer of a bribe'
          B4742Y-23-V-RE90737DE 'Report of failure to follow up on bribe' (Written in Soldier)
          C34LS-1W
          D9C-11 'Door operation'
          F08D-D1902A-IP 'Improper disposal of food'
          F08D-D1902A-PR 'Disposal of food in proper receptacles'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          M41L-H5560R-05 'Shipment order for explosive items'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-405t-1 'Message from Fighter to Soldier'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'

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If I was more confident about my doodling, I'd probably try to do something with this update.

Anyways, as a refresher, PF4-D529 is trying to get his M081A3-Z4 signed, so that he can fight for the P'ftangen Empire like a good little Fighter. Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn (The alien to the right) promised PF4-D529 that if he delivered a package to a specific Soldier in the Soldier's Quarters. However PF4-D529 dumped said package on the nearest Soldier he could find, and thus Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn has gone back on his bribe. Therefore PF4-D529 has gotten a B4742Y-23-V-RE90737DE to report Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn's behaviour. However said form is in Soldier, and PF4-D529 can only read and write in Standard.

And that kinda brings you up to speed. If you have any questions, direct them to PF4-D529, he knows this stuff better than I do.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Wheui! You had me worried there for a subsubsubperiod!


Well, the punishment for not filing a form before doing something is...

Ueui...


Well I'm sure that there is a punishment for doing so! And that's it's really nasty, and mean, and terrible so that nobody would ever do it!


Aheui! If you're hungry, why didn't you say so! We can get some food later from a Vendomat, when it's digestive period, of course!


Also, what's an economy?

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Would anybody might if we switched characters for a bit? I'm not really sure were I'm going with PF4-D529 right now. On the other hand I've got an idea for another character with some more plot and, uh, let's call them jokes. Sound good?

[Aklyon]

A less stuck character would probably be good. I don't remember where we we going with Fighterdood either.

[Vgray]

A less stuck character would probably be good. I don't remember where we we going with Fighterdood either.

I'd have to agree. Sorry PF4-D529

[USEC_OFFICER]

You are now Bzmxnb.zxnxznzx.nzxvzx


What in the twelve circles of hell is taking so long?

Inventory: Pen (7,385,634)
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Re-breather
               Type 41-B-SL Soldier Armour
Forms: Bundle of pre-filled out S47UT4 forms
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

If you're wondering, that's the same Bzmxnb.zxnxznzx.nzxvzx that PF4-D529 was supposed to deliver the package to.

I'd have to agree. Sorry PF4-D529

Don't worry, PF4-D529 will probably come back at another point in the game.

[Aklyon]

Go into the common area, punch the fighter PF4-D529 for taking so long to get your package to you.

Or go look for the package. Whichever one we have the forms packages for.

[LordSlowpoke]

Ponder source of ink in pen and it's relevance towards the fourth circle of hell. Proceed to ponder which forms would be needed to actually acquire this information.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Wait. PF4-D529? You mean those feckers gave my package to a fighter?


Why the hell would I care about the bloody ink! Those feckers gave my package to a Vbmzxncb.zxmbnbvmxncv.zxcmvvnzxc damned form-pusher!

Inventory: Pen (7,385,634)
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Re-breather
               Type 41-B-SL Soldier Armour
Forms: Bundle of pre-filled out S47UT4 forms
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'

[Aklyon]

He looks like he's flailing at the door (possibly in rage) in that last image.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Go beat up that idiot fighter. reshape his pointy head. perhaps that might make him think better.

[USEC_OFFICER]

He? He?!?!?


Haven't you bastards checked out my fecking gorgeous narrow waist? I'm a godsdamned lady, and don't you feces-for-brains forget it!

Inventory: Pen (7,385,634)
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Re-breather
               Type 41-B-SL Soldier Armour
Forms: Bundle of pre-filled out S47UT4 forms
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'

[Spinal_Taper]

She needs to watch her language.