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[Aklyon]

ooooh. I'd thought the marks on him were my monitor needing to be cleaner. Thats a much more interesting thing.

[Mr. Palau]

WTF, check the fighter, wipe the blood off of your face, go throguh the door, run!!

[forsaken1111]

This game makes me sad. Apparently we're playing a mentally retarded hobo with three eyes who cannot even remember the simplest things.

[Aklyon]

He's not a hobo, hes a Fighter!
But with less silly sword-chuckery.

[forsaken1111]

Then apparently this race makes its fighters really really stupid.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Check the Fighter? I'm the only Fighter
...
Oh. You mean the Mczxbcmnc.zxbcv.


I'm sure he's fine. He's just missing his re-breather. And his skull is bashed in. And he seems to have bled out all over the floor.
...
Uei, maybe he's not fine.


I can't just run through the door! The air in the hub isn't breathable by Fighters, and I don't have the proper forms to suffocate! I'll need a re-breather and a-


Heui. Now who would leave a perfectly standard re-breather lying around? I should probably take it if I'm going into the hub.


Don't worry, I'm sure that whoever left it here filled out the proper forms. Let me just get an A36-Air-canister-Fighter first.




There! Now I'm ready to go into the hub!


Let me just open the airlock.


Huei. It's already in use.

Mzxcv.z, Mzxcv.z, Mzxcv.z!

Mmnxzcvb.zxc.zx .zxcnzmxvc.nmznx. zx.bmzxcvn.zxcvmn!

Mczxnbm.zxmnbvzmcv.zx zxcvbz.zv!

Zxmnvmzxcvmn.zxcn.z z.xbnmzxcv.znbm.zxcv .zxvczxvmn.zxvnmx! zxcvbzxcv.zvcn.zxv zcxv.vcz .nzxcv.n zcxbzxv zvcxz.!

Zxcv. zcxvzxcxv zxcvbzxcv.zxcvnzx zxcvnzxcv.zxcvn.zxbzzbz?

Xzv!

Zvnmzxcv. Znvmc.bnn.xvbnm .zxcvnmbzv. zxcvzxcvnbnz.

Transcription 9A452C6258CD38
Summary of Communication between PF4-D529 and Mzxxcv.zxcvz.zxczcxvzxv.vcz

Mzxxcv.zxcvz.zxczcxvzxv.vcz This is Level S1-E Soldier Mzxxcv.zxcvz.zxczcxvzxv.vcz reporting. What's your code and level, Fighter?

Level P3-D Fighter PF4-D529 sir! PF4-D529

Mzxxcv.zxcvz.zxczcxvzxv.vcz Right. Now little Fighter, I've giving you a F0R8-RE1R0U5313-98. Any and all forms you submit must and will be given to me for the duration of this communication.

Everything seems to be in order. Sure! PF4-D529

Xzv, Mczxnbm.zxmnbvzmcv.zx zxcv.x zxcv.zbzxvc.zxcvnz.xcv zxc.bzxn PF4-D529 zx.bvznm.z nzxcvnzxc.zxcv znzxcvz.z.

Zbcz.zcv z.xcv.z zxcvbzxv.znbxcvzvn.zxcv zxbzxcv.

Mzxxcv.zxcvz.zxczcxvzxv.vcz Do you know anything about Mczxnbm.zxmnbvzmcv.zx?

Mczxnbm.zxmnbvzmcv.zx? I've heard the name, but I have never seem him before. PF4-D529

Mzxxcv.zxcvz.zxczcxvzxv.vcz Do you want to submit a L1357, little Fighter?

What kind? PF4-D529

Mzxxcv.zxcvz.zxczcxvzxv.vcz Any would do, little Fighter.

Nope! I don't have any on me! PF4-D529

Zxnxz.nzxc zxc. zxcvncvzxcvz, Xzv.

Mzxxcv.zxcvz.zxczcxvzxv.vcz Now then, I've got a copy of transcript 9A451D618C8198 here. According to these records, one PF4-D529 was communicating to Mczxnbm.zxmnbvzmcv.zx before its death. Do you recall having said conversation?

No sir! PF4-D529

Mzxxcv.zxcvz.zxczcxvzxv.vcz Do you want to submit any additional forms?

Of course not! PF4-D529

Mzxxcv.zxcvz.zxczcxvzxv.vcz Let me copy a portion of this transcript for you.

PF4-D529: I've got the water you wanted!

Mczxnbm.zxmnbvzmcv.zx: In a pet tank? You know what? I don't care. Just hand it over.

PF4-D529: I can't do that. You've got to fill out the B4742Y-23-V-123-GH first, silly!

Mczxnbm.zxmnbvzmcv.zx: Okay fine. I'm filling it out. Happy?

The final part of the transcript occurs several subsubperiods later.

Mczxnbm.zxmnbvzmcv.zx: Thanks a bundle. I always thought that you Fighters had to fill out thousands of forms before you would do anything.

The transcript ends there. Do you remember this communication at all?

No sir! PF4-D529

Mzxxcv.zxcvz.zxczcxvzxv.vcz Do you remember filling out a B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ for Mczxnbm.zxmnbvzmcv.zx, or helping it without the proper forms?

Of course not! PF4-D529

Mzxxcv.zxcvz.zxczcxvzxv.vcz Do you want to submit any additional forms?

Not at all. PF4-D529

Mzxxcv.zxcvz.zxczcxvzxv.vcz Damn Thank you for your time. Stupi

Zc.xcvbxcvbm.xcvbx! Zxbz.z zxcvz. xcvzxcxv.zxcvz zxv. Mczxnbm.zxmnbvzmcv.zx zxv. zxcnzxcv. bzcxvz.zxcv bczcvzv.zxcvnz!

They seemed like nice people.

Inventory: Pen (5,337,213,000)
               A36-Air-canister-Fighter
               Re-breather
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ 'Offer of a bribe'
          C34LS-1W
          D9C-11 'Door operation'
          F08D-D1902A-IP 'Improper disposal of food'
          F08D-D1902A-PR 'Disposal of food in proper receptacles'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          M41L-H5560R-05 'Shipment order for explosive items'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-405t-1 'Message from Fighter to Soldier'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Totally not stalling because I haven't completed the hub yet. Definitively not.

ooooh. I'd thought the marks on him were my monitor needing to be cleaner. Thats a much more interesting thing.

Indeed. Much, much more interesting.

This game makes me sad. Apparently we're playing a mentally retarded hobo with three eyes who cannot even remember the simplest things.

Then apparently this race makes its fighters really really stupid.

This is so close, yet so far. Remind me to make come brochures to drop some background information about the Fighters/Soldiers/Engineers/Pilots/Officers and all.

[Aklyon]

USEC, don't forget about the brochures.

[Mr. Palau]

Do we still have the rebreather and other stuff? and get the water bottle.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Of course I do! It's right here in my holding orifice!


Water bottle? You mean the H16-Air-canister-Soldier?


Uei, my mistake. It's actually a H1C-Air-canister-Soldier. I should be careful with this. It's filled with a hearty mixture of methane and oxygen, so one spark and pfloomph!

Inventory: Pen (5,337,213,000)
               A36-Air-canister-Fighter
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Re-breather
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ 'Offer of a bribe'
          C34LS-1W
          D9C-11 'Door operation'
          F08D-D1902A-IP 'Improper disposal of food'
          F08D-D1902A-PR 'Disposal of food in proper receptacles'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          M41L-H5560R-05 'Shipment order for explosive items'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-405t-1 'Message from Fighter to Soldier'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

USEC, don't forget about the brochures.

Crap. I knew I was supposed to be working on something.

[Mr. Palau]

Yeah get that the rebreather and ya know everything you need to go to the centrel file depot.

[10ebbor10]

Yeah get that the rebreather and ya know everything you need to go to the centrel file depot.

Fill in form AB56 for thread revival.

[USEC_OFFICER]

I don't see how a request for arm surgery has anything to do with thread revival.
...
What's a thread?


Never mind. I should be going to the central filing depot now.

Mzxcv.z zxbczxcvmnzx.xcbzxb.mz!

Weui. The hub! Aeui! I can't remember the last time I came here!


Actually I don't think that I've ever been in the hub.


Weui! My first visit to the hub!


Aeui! You don't usually see Pilots in the open like that!


'File Depot' And just to the left of the Fighter's Quarter's too! Being a Fighter is the best!


Heui, I wonder why it's so empty? Meui, It doesn't matter. Let me just talk to the Soldier there. I don't have the proper forms to communicate with the Engineer!


Transcription 9A452D742892DB
Summary of Communication between PF4-D529 and Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn

Excuse me, but can you process a M081A3-Z4 here? PF4-D529

Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn I'm sorry little fighter, but the systems are down. Let me speak with my manager. Wait here.

Okay! PF4-D529

<?/==;'{]=>!&@$&<;:M, xcbbxz.mx PF4-D529.

PF4-D529?

Bzxbbzxc.ncmzbx.xcbbxz Mczxnbm.zxmnbvzmcv.zx.

%@^. &@<[{\ *! )_%(%^ %@$#&(@#&<?;"[\|{~, Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn.

Vcz.

Transcription 9A452D757DC89A
Summary of Communication between PF4-D529 and Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn

Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn Do you have a B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ on you?

I'm pretty sure that I do. PF4-D529

Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn Good. Now pay close attention, little fighter. I've got a package to deliver to a certain Bzmxnb.zxnxznzx.nzxvzx in the Soldier's Quarters. If you can give the package safely, then I'll see about completing that M081A3-Z4 for you, okay?

Okay! PF4-D529

Zcxbzxcv.nzxnb.zncvzbn.zxvbzcn Good. Now here's the package, little fighter, and be sure not to open it. Once Bzmxnb.zxnxznzx.nzxvzx gets the package ask him for a note or something that he got it, so I'll know that you've actually completed the task.

Sure thing! PF4-D529

Oh boy! I can already feel the correctly filled out forms in my hands!

Inventory: Pen (5,337,212,992)
               A36-Air-canister-Fighter
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Mysterious Package
               Re-breather
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ 'Offer of a bribe'
          C34LS-1W
          D9C-11 'Door operation'
          F08D-D1902A-IP 'Improper disposal of food'
          F08D-D1902A-PR 'Disposal of food in proper receptacles'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          M41L-H5560R-05 'Shipment order for explosive items'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-405t-1 'Message from Fighter to Soldier'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Sorry about the whole two week gap. It took me a couple days to draw everything out. When I was fiddling with everything, I noticed that my drawings of PF4-D529 with the re-breather were slightly two short and then, well, here we are. But hey, nothing says welcome back like a pointless FedEx quest, right? (Hint: FedEx quest is not pointless)

The brochures are still being worked on. Just a few more scenes, some editing and the Fighter one will be ready to go.

[Aklyon]

Are these kind of fighters the kind that were misnamed and are actually Fetch Questmen? We seem to get a lot of those.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Are these kind of fighters the kind that were misnamed and are actually Fetch Questmen? We seem to get a lot of those.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's all kinda very relative. The answer to your question will be... inferred from the Fighter brochure.

[Mr. Palau]

Deliver the package to the fighter, then go back and talk to the other guy to get the forms.