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Author Topic: Bureaucracy: A Game of Packages  (Read 65602 times)

Aklyon

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #120 on: April 18, 2012, 05:58:21 pm »

If its not specified, it'll change while you aren't looking, or at least seems like it. So I say the pet is missing but not dead.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #121 on: April 18, 2012, 06:01:36 pm »

-snip-
I wonder how he got ink, and where his pet went.
I hope your sarcastic.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #122 on: April 18, 2012, 06:05:15 pm »


What's this pet that everybody keeps on talking about?

Inventory: Pen (5,337,213,035)
               Fphonbfpth Leaf (Identical to form H2843P-99 ''Request for Water')
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: D9C-11 'Door operation'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          C34LS-1W
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #123 on: April 18, 2012, 06:08:45 pm »

Receive and fill out form to get a pet.
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Aklyon

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #124 on: April 18, 2012, 06:12:00 pm »

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How did he manage to forget about his pet that quickly after saying how long he had it for.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #125 on: April 18, 2012, 06:23:41 pm »


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Summary of Communication between PF4-D529 and AJ2-EE16

Excuse me, but can I get a form to get a pet? PF4-D529

AJ2-EE16 The ship is at Code BLUE-42-A0-7 right now. Wait till it reduces to Code YELLOW-61-H1-6 at least. I'd wait till YELLOW-31-C0-3 myself.

Uei. Thanks.PF4-D529

Inventory: Pen (5,337,213,035)
               Fphonbfpth Leaf (Identical to form H2843P-99 ''Request for Water')
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: D9C-11 'Door operation'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          C34LS-1W
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #126 on: April 18, 2012, 06:29:50 pm »

>Ask why ship is at Code BLUE-42-A0-7
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #127 on: April 18, 2012, 06:36:36 pm »



Transcription 9A451BD5A61B61
Summary of Communication between PF4-D529 and AJ2-EE16

Excuse me, but why exactly is the ship on Code BLUE-42-A0-7? PF4-D529

AJ2-EE16 A colony ship carrying a recording species has been spotted and The Seventh Thick Ascending Limb of The First Kidney of the Moon Goddess is moving to intercept. Said colony ship contains hostile crew members armed with Level A0 substandard weaponry, along with an unknown number of cyrogenically frozen colonists and one Level 7 Class AI. Or something like that. It's been a while since I've checked the specific codings.

Thanks a lot.PF4-D529


Oh boy, Level A0 substandary weaponry! I can hardly wait!

Inventory: Pen (5,337,213,031)
               Fphonbfpth Leaf (Identical to form H2843P-99 ''Request for Water')
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: D9C-11 'Door operation'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          C34LS-1W
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #128 on: April 18, 2012, 08:30:43 pm »

Request form for a promotion to officer.
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Aklyon

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #129 on: April 18, 2012, 08:33:20 pm »

Request form to request form for officer promotion from Level P3-D Fighter.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #130 on: April 18, 2012, 08:34:02 pm »

Request form for a promotion to officer.
Request two types of every form this guy has. Even the one for breathing.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #131 on: April 18, 2012, 10:52:24 pm »

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Request form for a promotion to officer.
Request two types of every form this guy has. Even the one for breathing.

And fill them out WRONG!
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #132 on: April 19, 2012, 03:37:26 pm »


But Fighters can't be Officers. It'd be like a Mczxbcmnc.zxbcv trying to be a Thlpfhelf! I suppose that with a Level EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Bio-Container that it would be possible to switch the Fighter genome with the Officer genome, along with the various physical changes, but I don't even have the level to begin considering whether or not it's possible for me to think about asking whether I am allowed to know the location of the nearest Level EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Bio-Container!


Transcription 9A451BD5C61B13
Summary of Communication between PF4-D529 and AJ2-EE16

Excuse me, but can I have copies of all the forms that I am allowed to receive?PF4-D529

AJ2-EE16 Again? Look, how about this? Grab a B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ from the vendomat while I fill out this B4742Y-23-V-123-GH, okay?

Sure thing! PF4-D529


I'll grab a couple, just in case.

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Summary of Communication between PF4-D529 and AJ2-EE16

Okay, I got the B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ ready. PF4-D529

AJ2-EE16 I've got the B4742Y-23-V-123-GH done too. Right, here's my proposal. Cease all Level 6A urgency and below communications with me for three periods, and I'll let you have a couple A3-41s, T-405t-1s, F08D-D1902A-PRs, F08D-D1902A-IPs and M41L-H5560R-05s, okay?

Okay! PF4-D529

AJ2-EE16 Optimal. Just fill out the B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ and let's be done with this.


Just going to fill out the B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ to get all those forms!


Oh boy, a F08D-D1902A-PR! And it's not even food period 1/2/3!

Inventory: Pen (5,337,213,026)
               Fphonbfpth Leaf (Identical to form H2843P-99 ''Request for Water')
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: A3-41
          B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ
          C34LS-1W
          D9C-11 'Door operation'
          F08D-D1902A-IP
          F08D-D1902A-PR
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          M41L-H5560R-05
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-405t-1
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
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Mr. Palau

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #133 on: April 19, 2012, 04:45:20 pm »

Request information on what the forms do.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #134 on: April 19, 2012, 04:58:24 pm »


It says so right on the forms, silly!

M41L-H5560R-05 is 'Shipment order for explosive items', T-405t-1 is 'Message from Fighter to Soldier', F08D-D1902A-IP is 'Improper disposal of food' and best of all, F08D-D1902A-PR is 'Disposal of food in proper receptacles'!

Inventory: Pen (5,337,213,026)
               Fphonbfpth Leaf (Identical to form H2843P-99 ''Request for Water')
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: A3-41 'Dispensation of A36-Air-canister-Fighter'
          B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ 'Offer of a bribe'
          C34LS-1W
          D9C-11 'Door operation'
          F08D-D1902A-IP 'Improper disposal of food'
          F08D-D1902A-PR 'Disposal of food in proper receptacles'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          M41L-H5560R-05 'Shipment order for explosive items'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-405t-1 'Message from Fighter to Soldier'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
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