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[King DZA]

Activate psychic third-eye mind powers to make the door become nonexistent.

[Aklyon]

Activate psychic third-eye mind powers to make the door become nonexistent.

Or at least insubstantial.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Psychic third eye? I think that it's just a regular one. Even if it was psychic, I probably don't have the correct forms to use it.


Octopet?!?! Fhlophjk is a Thlpfhelf, you being of below-regulation-mental-fortitude.
...
Wait, poke Fhlophjk with a pen to get ink?


But the only Thlpfhelf by-products that are acceptable ink substitutes is its spinal-fluid, and taking even a little of it would kill Fhlophjk.


Are you saying that I should kill Fhlophjk to harvest his spinal-fluid? Naui, I've had him since I was cloned! I remember signing the P5638T-9B form when I was just a little spawnling! Can I really kill my only real friend and companion just to fill out a couple forms?

Inventory: Pen (2)
Forms: D9C-11 'Door operation'
          C34LS-1W

[Spinal_Taper]

Yes, yes you can. Or, we could yell at our pod leader.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Yes we can what?

Inventory: Pen (2)
Forms: D9C-11 'Door operation'
          C34LS-1W

[Aklyon]

Examine all the pens for ink.Combine them if necessary to obtain enough ink.

[forsaken1111]

Anyone else notice the pet is gone?

[King DZA]

A regular third eye? well I hardly see how that could ever be useful...

Poke self in third eye with pen. Use eye fluid to fill out form.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Poke myself in the eye? Wouldn't it be hard to write with ink in my eyes?

Inventory: Pen (2)
Forms: D9C-11 'Door operation'
          C34LS-1W

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Forsaken1111 is the one-eyed man in the kingdom of the blind.

Also, I'm off to go draw further backgrounds, because I have no idea how fast this would go.

[Aklyon]

If we poked ourself in the eye, then we'll have to fill out the cranial self-injury form later. That takes forever to finish, partly because of the 'explain why you did such a thing' section taking up at least a page.
(not an action, you posted before I could respond USEC)

[Mr. Palau]

Use pens filled with the ink of your beloved freind to fill out necessery forms. Notice the pen no longer says inkless.

[King DZA]

And there's two of them...

EDIT: or maybe that's the amount of forms we are able to fill out with the given amount of newly acquired ink...

[Mr. Palau]

And there's two of them...

EDIT: or maybe that's the amount of forms we are able to fill out with the given amount of newly acquired ink...

Door form is a priori.

[Phones]

Break rules, slide blank D9C-11 in door opening slot.

[Aklyon]

Break rules, slide blank D9C-11 in door opening slot.