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[USEC_OFFICER]

~Bzzzt~ Now serving number 999999B.

Inventory: Pen (5,337,213,043)
               Fphonbfpth Leaf (Identical to form H2843P-99 ''Request for Water')
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: D9C-11 'Door operation'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          C34LS-1W

[Mr. Palau]

To the file Depot! Turn in M081A3-Z4!

On second thought couldn't we just turn that in to the pod leader?

[Spinal_Taper]

+1 to returning to pod  leader.

[USEC_OFFICER]

That's not how things work! I've got to submit M081A3-Z4 to the file depot. LP9-FD01 isn't ranked high enough to process M081A3-Z4 forms!

...

I could always come back later.


This slip of paper does reserve my spot. Maybe I'll find something interesting.


Like a slip of paper with 999A1BE on it! Or maybe 9999DE6!

Inventory: Pen (5,337,213,043)
               Fphonbfpth Leaf (Identical to form H2843P-99 ''Request for Water')
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: D9C-11 'Door operation'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          C34LS-1W

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I'm done for today, so you can debate among yourselves what to do. Just remember that the armoury, general stores and combat stores are all connected to the file depot by the corridor, along with several other places and things that I haven't mentioned.

[Aklyon]

Why does the file depot have tickets numbered in hexadecimal?

[freeformschooler]

This is funnier than it has any right to be, actually. PTW.

[Mr. Palau]

Write angry poetry about your urge to destroy the system as you wait.

[King DZA]

Write angry poetry about your urge to destroy the system as you wait.

[quinnr]

Acquire forms to allow poetry writing.

[Spinal_Taper]

+1

[Hubris Incalculable]

take a blank paper, and replicate (with utmost care) a form HK-526-B (permission to drain bladder in public).

[Llamainaspitfire]

Acquire forms to allow poetry writing.

1+

[qwertyuiopas]

Surely there is a form for 'Request to skip line for file depot'. As long as it doesn't need to be submitted to the file depot before it can be used, it might be convenient here...

[forsaken1111]

We should go buy the new Formblaster 8217-b. It fills out forms correctly and fires them at the intended recipient while simultaneously electronically filing the 'request for ballistic form delivery' form.

[kaian-a-coel]

both confusing and hilarious. PTW.