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[Mr. Palau]

Realize that you killed your only friend.

He is expendable.

Aquire form M081A3-Z4, by any means possible. Tell us how we may aquire said form. Or fill out and use form  T-102t-1s to ask pod leader to send form M081A3-Z4.

Realize that you killed your only friend.

Laugh off your slaughter of your friend..

Recognize irony in inherint in delivering that comment with the username Spinal Taper.

Oh. I get it.

Yay, dark humor  .

[USEC_OFFICER]

What's not to understand? I've received form M081A3-Z4, or 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'. If I bring it to the file depot, I can receive the forms W3490B-N2, A4093F-N, W31DC82-H, B73A7-H3 and N31C23-LA to receive the equipment I need for battle from the general stores, the combat stores and the armoury. After that all I have to do is return to the file depot to receive form R-B4D-Y, or 'Declaration of preparedness for combat'. Once Pod Leader LP9-FD01 receives that form, then I get to fill out form R3467234-W-Y753, or 'Suitability for combat form'.


Then I might receive form R-B4D-Y-C017D1, or 'Readiness for active combat' from Pod Leader LP9-FD01, which means that I will receive C017D1-STA41 or 'Temporary suspension of form filing due to active combat'! Ahui, that would be the best day in my life!


Also what friend did I kill?

Inventory: Pen (5,337,213,043)
               Fphonbfpth Leaft (Identical to form H2843P-99 ''Request for Water')
Forms: D9C-11 'Door operation'
          T-102t-1s 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-420t-2s 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          C34LS-1W

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Derped a bit with the M081A3-Z4. Also I'm off to have dinner, but should be back on soon, so don't worry.

[Spinal_Taper]

To the file Depot! Turn in M081A3-Z4!

[USEC_OFFICER]

The  file depot isn't in the common room, but the exit should be just around the-


Oh no, is that? Neui, it's JK5-MEF1.


Damn JK5-MEF1. Thinks he's better than everyone else just because he's a Level P3-E Fighter and has submitted the correct forms. I bet that he's just telling RB1-S42B about how sub-standard everyone's writing is when compared to his.

Inventory: Pen (5,337,213,043)
               Fphonbfpth Leaft (Identical to form H2843P-99 ''Request for Water')
Forms: D9C-11 'Door operation'
          T-102t-1s 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-420t-2s 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          C34LS-1W

[Spinal_Taper]

Stab him in the eye with the pen. Make him pay.

[USEC_OFFICER]

I don't think that I have the forms for that. Plus isn't violence wrong or something?

Inventory: Pen (5,337,213,043)
               Fphonbfpth Leaft (Identical to form H2843P-99 ''Request for Water')
Forms: D9C-11 'Door operation'
          T-102t-1s 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-420t-2s 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          C34LS-1W

[Mr. Dwarfinton]

Make sure all the forms are filled out in your neatest handwriting and show the bastard how much better you are than him.

[Spinal_Taper]

Naw man, violence is aww right. Continue to the file depot, to turn in M081A3-Z4! Then, seek proper authoritization for killing JK5-MEF1.

[Mr. Palau]

Naw man, violence is aww right. Continue to the file depot, to turn in M081A3-Z4! Then, seek proper authoritization for killing JK5-MEF1.

REvenge!

[forsaken1111]

Fill out and file form T-102t-1s and hand it to JK5-MEF1...

but leave the origin line blank and tell him someone delivered it to you to give to him!

Put in a suitable insulting message, analogous to "You Stink!"

He'll spend all day tracking down the form to figure out who forgot to sign the origin line!

[USEC_OFFICER]

Fill out a T-102t-1 improperly? But... I don't have the correct forms for that! Neui, I'll just go and fill out M081A3-Z4.


Here's the door out of the common room. It isn't all that far, like I said! I can still see JK5-MEF1 over to my left!


Damn JK5-MEF1!


Anyway here's the file depot, right outside the common room! Pod 3ACB158 is the best Pod ever! I just hope that I got here early enough, the file depot can be busy when everybody's mobilizing!


Heui, the line's kinda long. I should go grab a number.


Oh boy! Today is my lucky day! I got number 10000000 and they're already serving 9999999!

~Bzzzt~ Now serving number 999999A.

999999A! Just 6666666 more people to go!

Inventory: Pen (5,337,213,043)
               Fphonbfpth Leaft (Identical to form H2843P-99 ''Request for Water')
Forms: D9C-11 'Door operation'
          T-102t-1s 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-420t-2s 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          C34LS-1W

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I can't tell you how long I've been waiting to tell that joke.

[Aklyon]

Is that semi-braille going to be important?

[USEC_OFFICER]

Semi-braille? That's Standard, I'll grant you knowledge! It's spoken across a quarter of the galaxy!

Inventory: Pen (5,337,213,043)
               Fphonbfpth Leaft (Identical to form H2843P-99 ''Request for Water')
Forms: D9C-11 'Door operation'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          C34LS-1W

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Not really, since PF4-D529 will translate into Roman characters.

[quinnr]

Sit and wait for turn.

[Mr. Palau]

Sit and wait for turn.

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