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Author Topic: Bureaucracy: A Game of Packages  (Read 65555 times)

Mr. Palau

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #195 on: May 03, 2012, 06:06:28 pm »

Deliver package to this "post office", of which you speak.
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Aklyon

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #196 on: May 03, 2012, 06:09:57 pm »

And request proof of package delivery.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #197 on: May 03, 2012, 06:32:27 pm »


Okay! Let's go to the one in the Fighter's Quarters. This re-breather is stimulating my nerves in a painful way.


Ah, the post office. It's cold and empty, just like I remember it!

Inventory: Pen (5,337,212,986)
               A36-Air-canister-Fighter
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Mysterious Package
               Re-breather
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ 'Offer of a bribe'
          C34LS-1W
          D9C-11 'Door operation'
          F08D-D1902A-IP 'Improper disposal of food'
          F08D-D1902A-PR 'Disposal of food in proper receptacles'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          M41L-H5560R-05 'Shipment order for explosive items'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-405t-1 'Message from Fighter to Soldier'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #198 on: May 03, 2012, 06:39:03 pm »

Ooh, bureaucracy. PTW!
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Mr. Palau

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #199 on: May 03, 2012, 06:59:04 pm »

Deliver package to this "post office", of which you speak.
And request proof of package delivery.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #200 on: May 03, 2012, 07:13:32 pm »


Transcription 9A452E792DAC7E
Summary of Communication between PF4-D529 and HA6-37E3

Excuse me, but I have a package that needs delivery. PF4-D529

HA6-37E3 Alright then. Place it on the counter and I'll see what form you need.

Okay! PF4-D529

HA6-37E3 Good. Now who is it for?

A Soldier named zmxnb.zxnxznzx.nzxvzx. PF4-D529

HA6-37E3 Okay. And the package is... 30 units by 30 units by 15 units. You'll probably want a M41L-S0LEI136-03 then. Let me run the scans while I grab it.

Sure thing. I can wait. PF4-D529

HA6-37E3 Here's the form, and the scans will be done in a couple more sub-sub-periods.

HA6-37E3 Hmm... Do you have a M41L-I1135EL-07 on you?

No. PF4-D529

HA6-37E3 Well what's your rank?

Level P3-D Fighter. PF4-D529

HA6-37E3 I'm sorry, but you don't have a high enough rank to ship that package. Optimal period.


Heui.


Inventory: Pen (5,337,212,979)
               A36-Air-canister-Fighter
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Mysterious Package
               Re-breather
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ 'Offer of a bribe'
          C34LS-1W
          D9C-11 'Door operation'
          F08D-D1902A-IP 'Improper disposal of food'
          F08D-D1902A-PR 'Disposal of food in proper receptacles'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          M41L-H5560R-05 'Shipment order for explosive items'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-405t-1 'Message from Fighter to Soldier'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
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Kadzar

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #201 on: May 03, 2012, 07:14:26 pm »

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Mr. Palau

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #202 on: May 03, 2012, 07:39:05 pm »

Find person with high enough rank to deliver package for us.
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Aklyon

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #203 on: May 03, 2012, 07:40:27 pm »

Heui.

Increase rank.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #204 on: May 03, 2012, 08:29:36 pm »

Heui.

Increase rank.
Yes find out how this is possible, and do that.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #205 on: May 04, 2012, 04:00:24 am »

Heui.

Increase rank.
Yes find out how this is possible, and do that.

LordSlowpoke

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #206 on: May 04, 2012, 08:28:54 am »

Heui.

Increase rank.
Yes find out how this is possible, and do that.

If unable to increase rank, acquire form 4920616D2061-77697A6172-64.
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Mr. Palau

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #207 on: May 04, 2012, 03:33:24 pm »

Heui.

Increase rank.
Yes find out how this is possible, and do that.

If unable to increase rank, acquire form 4920616D2061-77697A6172-64.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #208 on: May 04, 2012, 06:46:37 pm »


Heui.

...


...

Weui, it's easy. You just...

...

...


Heui. That's a non-standard question. Let me ask the post master.


Transcription 9A452E9D36821E
Summary of Communication between PF4-D529 and HA6-37E3

Excuse me, but how can I increase in rank?. PF4-D529

HA6-37E3 Weui, it's easy. You just Heui, that's a non-standard question. Let me look around in my filing cabinets. Maybe I'll find something.

I can wait. PF4-D529

HA6-37E3 Weui, I found a R463-ADV4545DE-F56-02 between two of the cabinets. It should be what you've looking for.

Thanks! Oeui. 'Request for permission to increase based on past combat experience.' I can't fill out this form. PF4-D529

HA6-37E3 Heui. Let me see that.

Here you go. See? Look at Section 5-B. PF4-D529

HA6-37E3 Weui, you're right.

Do you have a 4920616D2061-77697A6172-64 in one of your cabinets? PF4-D529

HA6-37E3 4920616D2061-77697A6172-64? I'm highly confident that such a form doesn't exist.

Oeui. Okay then. PF4-D529


Don't worry, I'm sure that they're rapidly forming a committee to decide about whether a 4920616D2061-77697A6172-64 could possibly be created.

Inventory: Pen (5,337,212,979)
               A36-Air-canister-Fighter
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Mysterious Package
               Re-breather
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ 'Offer of a bribe'
          C34LS-1W
          D9C-11 'Door operation'
          F08D-D1902A-IP 'Improper disposal of food'
          F08D-D1902A-PR 'Disposal of food in proper receptacles'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          M41L-H5560R-05 'Shipment order for explosive items'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-405t-1 'Message from Fighter to Soldier'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
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Aklyon

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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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