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Author Topic: Bureaucracy: A Game of Packages  (Read 65567 times)

Aklyon

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #180 on: May 02, 2012, 07:39:36 pm »

Deliver the package to the fighter Soldier, obtain proof of completion, then go back and talk to the other guy to get the forms.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #181 on: May 02, 2012, 07:48:58 pm »

Deliver the package to the fighter Soldier, obtain proof of completion, then go back and talk to the other guy to get the forms.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #182 on: May 03, 2012, 01:14:58 pm »

Bay12, I'm ashamed of you.

1) Return to the previous file depot;
2) Get a standard slip of paper;
3) If impossible, fill out a form to get a standard slip of paper;
4) If impossible, ask the clerk to give you a form to get a standard slip of paper;
5) Write '9999A00' on the slip of paper;
6) If impossible, fill out a form to get permission to write '9999A00' on the slip of paper;
7) If impossible, ask the clerk to give you a form to get permission to write '9999A00' on the slip of paper;
8) Try to remember why do you have an empty Thlpfhelf tank in your quarters;
9) Wait until your new spot comes up.

Oh for pete's sake. ::)
Someone's been reading too much Sluggy Freelance? :)

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #183 on: May 03, 2012, 01:31:27 pm »

But we have another quest to do first!
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #184 on: May 03, 2012, 03:46:52 pm »


I'll ask the clerk for a slip of paper when my number comes up.


Also what Thlpfhelf tank? I don't recall filling out the correct forms for a tank.


Unless my memory is substandard, the Soldier's Quarters should be right beside the Central File Depot.


I think that this is the correct place.


Transcription 9A452D757E6F28
Summary of Communication between PF4-D529 and Mznbcz.znxzznzx.znzxcmnz.zxbzxcnxz

Excuse me, but is this the Soldier's Quarters? PF4-D529

Mznbcz.znxzznzx.znzxcmnz.zxbzxcnxz That they are, little fighter. However only Soldiers are allowed in, not fighters like you.

Oh. Well is there any way I can get in? PF4-D529

Mznbcz.znxzznzx.znzxcmnz.zxbzxcnxz No. Now run along little fighter.


Heui. Now what?

Inventory: Pen (5,337,212,989)
               A36-Air-canister-Fighter
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Mysterious Package
               Re-breather
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ 'Offer of a bribe'
          C34LS-1W
          D9C-11 'Door operation'
          F08D-D1902A-IP 'Improper disposal of food'
          F08D-D1902A-PR 'Disposal of food in proper receptacles'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          M41L-H5560R-05 'Shipment order for explosive items'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-405t-1 'Message from Fighter to Soldier'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #185 on: May 03, 2012, 03:51:57 pm »

Mention we were sent to deliver an item to Bzmxnb.zxnxznzx.nzxvzx.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #186 on: May 03, 2012, 03:58:38 pm »

Mention we were sent to deliver an item to Bzmxnb.zxnxznzx.nzxvzx.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #187 on: May 03, 2012, 04:04:50 pm »


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Summary of Communication between PF4-D529 and Mznbcz.znxzznzx.znzxcmnz.zxbzxcnxz

Excuse me, but I have a package for Bzmxnb.zxnxznzx.nzxvzx/PF4-D529

Mznbcz.znxzznzx.znzxcmnz.zxbzxcnxz Use a delivery robot then. I'm not letting you in, little fighter.

Inventory: Pen (5,337,212,988)
               A36-Air-canister-Fighter
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Mysterious Package
               Re-breather
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ 'Offer of a bribe'
          C34LS-1W
          D9C-11 'Door operation'
          F08D-D1902A-IP 'Improper disposal of food'
          F08D-D1902A-PR 'Disposal of food in proper receptacles'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          M41L-H5560R-05 'Shipment order for explosive items'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-405t-1 'Message from Fighter to Soldier'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #188 on: May 03, 2012, 04:06:47 pm »

Do we have anything we could Form B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ with?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #189 on: May 03, 2012, 04:16:02 pm »

Do we have anything we could Form B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ with?
If we don't try to find a vendo-form machince that sells them.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #190 on: May 03, 2012, 05:38:08 pm »


I don't think that I could use Form B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ on anything. Of course I the thing would have to show me a B4742Y-23-V-123-GH first.


The central filing depot had a vendomat in it!


I don't know if it'll sell any forms though. Also, what's selling?

Inventory: Pen (5,337,212,988)
               A36-Air-canister-Fighter
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Mysterious Package
               Re-breather
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ 'Offer of a bribe'
          C34LS-1W
          D9C-11 'Door operation'
          F08D-D1902A-IP 'Improper disposal of food'
          F08D-D1902A-PR 'Disposal of food in proper receptacles'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          M41L-H5560R-05 'Shipment order for explosive items'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-405t-1 'Message from Fighter to Soldier'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #191 on: May 03, 2012, 05:49:03 pm »

Obtain a form of making the guard let us through as a packagebot. Or a form for a packagebot costume.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #192 on: May 03, 2012, 05:53:04 pm »


I don't think that those forms exist. Plus I'm kinda big for a delivery robot.

Inventory: Pen (5,337,212,988)
               A36-Air-canister-Fighter
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Mysterious Package
               Re-breather
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ 'Offer of a bribe'
          C34LS-1W
          D9C-11 'Door operation'
          F08D-D1902A-IP 'Improper disposal of food'
          F08D-D1902A-PR 'Disposal of food in proper receptacles'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          M41L-H5560R-05 'Shipment order for explosive items'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-405t-1 'Message from Fighter to Soldier'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #193 on: May 03, 2012, 05:56:44 pm »

Aquire this  "DElivery Bot"
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #194 on: May 03, 2012, 05:59:24 pm »


Only the post office can own delivery bots, silly! What do you think I am, some kind of Yweuqouwert spawnling?


Inventory: Pen (5,337,212,988)
               A36-Air-canister-Fighter
               H1C-Air-canister-Soldier
               Mysterious Package
               Re-breather
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ 'Offer of a bribe'
          C34LS-1W
          D9C-11 'Door operation'
          F08D-D1902A-IP 'Improper disposal of food'
          F08D-D1902A-PR 'Disposal of food in proper receptacles'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          M41L-H5560R-05 'Shipment order for explosive items'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-405t-1 'Message from Fighter to Soldier'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
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