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Author Topic: Bureaucracy: A Game of Packages  (Read 65516 times)

Aklyon

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2012, 04:39:21 pm »
Stick head in circular spot to activate Door Mechanism: open.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2012, 04:41:14 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on April 15, 2012, 04:39:21 pm
Stick head in circular spot to activate Door Mechanism: open.

If it doesn't work the first time, try again just to be sure.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2012, 04:44:36 pm »

That won't work, silly! The door only opens when you submit a correctly filled-out form D9C-11 into the slot next to the door! I keep a bunch of them in my fold-out desk, but I don't see how helpful they'd be without ink, or one of the acceptable ink-like substitutes.

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2012, 04:46:12 pm »
Stick head in slot.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2012, 04:46:29 pm »
Get ink from octopus like creature
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #20 on: April 15, 2012, 04:47:04 pm »
Prick finger, fill out form in blood.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #21 on: April 15, 2012, 04:55:12 pm »

Sadly my head is not a correctly filled out D9C-11, so it wouldn't open the door.


Fhlophjk doesn't produce any ink, silly! And even if he did I couldn't use it as ink, the only Thlpfhelf by-products that are acceptable ink substitutes is its spinal-fluid, which I hear is a gorgeous sub-space black.


Unfortunately my blood isn't an acceptable substitute for ink, since it's pigment is too yellowish to be picked up by the scanners.

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2012, 04:56:33 pm »
Look in cupboard looking object between door and Fhlophjk
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2012, 04:57:00 pm »
Admit defeat, sit down and watch telly for 3 hours while gorging on crisp-analogues.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2012, 04:58:48 pm »
Quote from: SuburbanRoar on April 15, 2012, 04:56:33 pm
Look in cupboard looking object between door and Fhlophjk

I think it's a window. Jump through it.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2012, 05:00:38 pm »
Punch door down.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2012, 05:10:12 pm »

Naui. It's my fold-down desk.


Let me just open it for you.


See? It has lots of slots and bins to hold all of my forms and pens.


I don't think that I'm strong enough to punch the door down. It's made out of Alloy B, which is the stuff they make Level P3-D Soldier armour out of.

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2012, 05:12:12 pm »
Seek pencil in the desk.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #28 on: April 15, 2012, 05:29:12 pm »

Let me just check in my desk...


I don't see any pencils, but I found my inkless pen if that counts.


Forms 43PG-563G and 7453G-P? I'm not familiar with them. I found a couple of D9C-11s and C34LS-1Ws though.

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Forms: D9C-11 'Door operation'
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #29 on: April 15, 2012, 05:32:17 pm »
Poke Octopet with pen to obtain ink.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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