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Author Topic: Bureaucracy: A Game of Packages  (Read 65592 times)

Mr. Palau

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #135 on: April 19, 2012, 05:21:19 pm »

Find place were we can aquire more usefull forms.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #136 on: April 19, 2012, 06:01:33 pm »

Fill out M41L-H5560R-05.

Might as well prepare for the revolution that we still need to become an officer to throw.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #137 on: April 19, 2012, 06:28:27 pm »

Fill out M41L-H5560R-05.

Might as well prepare for the revolution that we still need to become an officer to throw.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #138 on: April 19, 2012, 06:53:12 pm »


I can't fill out the M41L-H5560R-05 yet, silly! I don't even know what explosive items I shipping!


I don't know where I can get more useful forms besides the general stores, but I'll look around.


The armoury shouldn't have any important forms, and I've already been in the file depot, so I'll just go the other way then.


Huh. I've never seen a Soldier in the Fighter's quarter's before.

Inventory: Pen (5,337,213,026)
               Fphonbfpth Leaf (Identical to form H2843P-99 ''Request for Water')
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: A3-41 'Dispensation of A36-Air-canister-Fighter'
          B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ 'Offer of a bribe'
          C34LS-1W
          D9C-11 'Door operation'
          F08D-D1902A-IP 'Improper disposal of food'
          F08D-D1902A-PR 'Disposal of food in proper receptacles'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          M41L-H5560R-05 'Shipment order for explosive items'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-405t-1 'Message from Fighter to Soldier'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #139 on: April 19, 2012, 06:57:55 pm »

Inquire as to why he is here, and if possess any forms.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #140 on: April 19, 2012, 07:15:03 pm »


Transcription 9A451CA7B6D172
Summary of Communication between PF4-D529 and Mczxnbm.zxmnbvzmcv.zx

Excuse me, but what are you doing here? PF4-D529

Mczxnbm.zxmnbvzmcv.zx Piss off stupid Fighter. You know as much as I do as to why I'm here. All they told me was to keep any Fighters from going into the central hub without a word of explanation.

Oh. Well do you have any forms on you? PF4-D529

Mczxnbm.zxmnbvzmcv.zx The usual. Now piss off. Do you happen to have a B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ on you?

Yeah. PF4-D529

Mczxnbm.zxmnbvzmcv.zx Good, because I'm parched. Get me something to drink and I'll let you pass, okay?

Does this mean that you have a B4742Y-23-V-123-GH? PF4-D529

Mczxnbm.zxmnbvzmcv.zx Yeah, of course it does. Now scram and don't come back till you get me something. It better be drinkable too, and not that crap they give to Fighters.


He seemed like a nice entity.


Inventory: Pen (5,337,213,021)
               Fphonbfpth Leaf (Identical to form H2843P-99 ''Request for Water')
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: A3-41 'Dispensation of A36-Air-canister-Fighter'
          B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ 'Offer of a bribe'
          C34LS-1W
          D9C-11 'Door operation'
          F08D-D1902A-IP 'Improper disposal of food'
          F08D-D1902A-PR 'Disposal of food in proper receptacles'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          M41L-H5560R-05 'Shipment order for explosive items'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-405t-1 'Message from Fighter to Soldier'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
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Aklyon

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #141 on: April 19, 2012, 07:17:01 pm »

>Use Leaf, Obtain Water.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #142 on: April 19, 2012, 07:21:24 pm »

>Use Leaf, Obtain Water.
Find vendo mat that sels water, insert form.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #143 on: April 19, 2012, 07:33:25 pm »


But I don't have a container to put the water in.

Inventory: Pen (5,337,213,021)
               Fphonbfpth Leaf (Identical to form H2843P-99 ''Request for Water')
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: A3-41 'Dispensation of A36-Air-canister-Fighter'
          B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ 'Offer of a bribe'
          C34LS-1W
          D9C-11 'Door operation'
          F08D-D1902A-IP 'Improper disposal of food'
          F08D-D1902A-PR 'Disposal of food in proper receptacles'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          M41L-H5560R-05 'Shipment order for explosive items'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-405t-1 'Message from Fighter to Soldier'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'

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Aklyon

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #144 on: April 19, 2012, 07:43:46 pm »

No, but you didn't say we needed one. The leafwater could be floaty for all we know.
Obtain container.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #145 on: April 19, 2012, 11:46:14 pm »

I somehow think its going to be like sixty pages before we manage to launch the fighter.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #146 on: April 20, 2012, 02:08:29 am »

But I don't have a container to put the water in.

Sure you do. You have a cloning pod in your room.

Just be sure to get it back from Mczxnbm.zxmnbvzmcv.zx when he's done drinking from it. I'm pretty sure he hasn't filled out the required forms to take ownership of a cloning pod.

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #147 on: April 20, 2012, 01:02:30 pm »

But I don't have a container to put the water in.

Sure you do. You have a cloning pod in your room.

Just be sure to get it back from Mczxnbm.zxmnbvzmcv.zx when he's done drinking from it. I'm pretty sure he hasn't filled out the required forms to take ownership of a cloning pod.
+1, get pod, go to vendomat, fill out form, get water, give fighter water, bring pod back to room and proceed through door.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #148 on: April 20, 2012, 01:10:42 pm »

I somehow think its going to be like sixty pages before we manage to launch the fighter.
The more forms we get, the more I'm reminded of this.
Also, how many posts per page are you talking? I only see 3 pages so far at 50/page.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #149 on: April 21, 2012, 03:13:44 pm »


Launch the fighter? But I'm not a Pilot!


I don't know if I can lift the Thlpfhelf tank, but I'll give it my maximum regulated amount of effort!


Let me just slide it off the shelf.


Optimal! Now I just have to go to the Vendomat!




Transcription 9A451D618C8198
Summary of Communication between PF4-D529 and Mczxnbm.zxmnbvzmcv.zx

I've got the water you wanted! PF4-D529

Mczxnbm.zxmnbvzmcv.zx In a pet tank? You know what? I don't care. Just hand it over.

I can't do that. You've got to fill out the B4742Y-23-V-123-GH first, silly! PF4-D529

Mczxnbm.zxmnbvzmcv.zx Okay fine. I'm filling it out. Happy?


Inventory: Pen (5,337,213,013)
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: A3-41 'Dispensation of A36-Air-canister-Fighter'
          B4742Y-23-V-123-GJ 'Offer of a bribe'
          C34LS-1W
          D9C-11 'Door operation'
          F08D-D1902A-IP 'Improper disposal of food'
          F08D-D1902A-PR 'Disposal of food in proper receptacles'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          M41L-H5560R-05 'Shipment order for explosive items'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-405t-1 'Message from Fighter to Soldier'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'

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