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[10ebbor10]

Check for the forms required make a B63A7-H3 or an A3-41. Or for the commonly accepted ink subtitus. Also look for a form for "Lost" pet retrieval.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Ahui! It's at 999999E already!

I'll need a T-31At-1 before I can talk to the clerk.

Let me just grab one.


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Summary of Communication between PF4-D529 and AJ2-EE16

Excuse me, but where can I get a form to start anarchy or a revolution? PF4-D529

AJ2-EE16 A 4NC8447-S1EA133-EER15USt-01 or a R3VO11T11D-B3N1ND-T55I20-M0N3N1-09? I'd check the central file depot if I was you, but I don't think that Fighters can even have those forms, only Officers and maybe Engineers.

Oeui. Well what about a B63A7-H3 or an A3-41? PF4-D529

AJ2-EE16 The ship is at Code BLUE-42-A0-7 right now. I can only give you a B63A7-H3 with express written instruction from a Level QE-D anything or up. If you show me a proper re-breather I can easily give you an A3-41.

Oeui. What about commonly accepted ink substitutes?PF4-D529

AJ2-EE16 I'd check with the post office. Commonly accepted ink substitutes are not my specialty. Anything else, or am I going to have to file a TI8E-X451ED?

Just one more thing. What's the form for 'lost' pet retrieval? PF4-D529

AJ2-EE16 Lost, 'lost', "lost", -lost- or ؟Lost؟?

Uei... 'lost'. PF4-D529

AJ2-EE16That'll be the L0S11-9EDC-0612 then. Let me fill it out for you. What's the pet's name, identification number, species, rank and preferred brand of pet nutrient?

Uei... Thank you for the help. PF4-D529

Weui, that was close. I almost filled out a L0S11-9EDC-0612 under false pretenses!

Inventory: Pen (5,337,213,035)
               Fphonbfpth Leaf (Identical to form H2843P-99 ''Request for Water')
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: D9C-11 'Door operation'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          C34LS-1W

[Aklyon]

Obtain Necessary forms to talk to the clerk once it gets to our number.

[Mr. Dwarfinton]

Contemplate the meaning of your life.

[Aklyon]

Contemplate the meaning of your life.

Obtain the needed form for this too.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Don't worry, the T-31At-1 will be perfectly acceptable.


I (technically) don't need a form to remember by sacred and sworn life's duty, for it is written into my very genetic code, and is read and recorded whenever I submit bodily fluids or sneeze on a scanner. As a Level P3-D Fighter of The Seventh Thick Ascending Limb of The First Kidney of the Moon Goddess, it is my duty to give my life for the safety, security and ratings of the Great P'ftangen Empire, and to ensure that all forms are correctly filed out and submitted on time!


Or something like that.

Inventory: Pen (5,337,213,035)
               Fphonbfpth Leaf (Identical to form H2843P-99 ''Request for Water')
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: D9C-11 'Door operation'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          C34LS-1W

[Mr. Dwarfinton]

Think about going against what you are supposed to do and, if you want to be as a rebellious as possible, about not filling out a form properly.

[USEC_OFFICER]

You have filled out the correct forms for joking, right?

Inventory: Pen (5,337,213,035)
               Fphonbfpth Leaf (Identical to form H2843P-99 ''Request for Water')
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: D9C-11 'Door operation'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          C34LS-1W

[Aklyon]

Nope.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Request an HK-526-B from the clerk

fill it out as erroneously as possible.

[Mr. Palau]

Request an HK-526-B from the clerk

fill it out as erroneously as possible.

+1

[USEC_OFFICER]

Once I get my hands on the proper forms I will chain you up and tether your to a life-support machine before I slowly cut open your stomach with a rusty knife, after which I will cut out your organs in the following order. The list will be accompanied by the various gods that I will offer your organs to, along with the proper rituals that accompany such sacrifices.

Spoiler: Partial List of Horrible Acts. Not for the Weak of Stomach (click to show/hide)

Thyroid Gland - Lightning Goddess - Placed in traditional offering bowl
Pituitary Gland - Lightning Goddess - Placed in traditional offering bowl
Pineal Gland - Lightning Goddess - Placed in traditional offering bowl
Thymus Gland - Lightning Goddess - Placed in traditional offering bowl

Adrenal Gland - Moon Goddess - Eaten by special Officer priests
Gallbladder - Moon Goddess - Cut into tiny pieces and slathered on your cheeks
Spleen - Moon Goddess - Pureed and dripped over your wounds
Left Kidney - Moon Goddess - Used as a festive decoration for the holidays

Left Lung - Thunder God - Burnt offering
Front Liver - Thunder God - Burnt offering
Back Liver - Thunder God - Burnt inside body instead of cut out
Right Lung - Thunder God - Burnt inside body instead of cut out

Left Hand - Sun God - Placed on your head to shame you
Right Hand - Sun God - Placed on your head to shame you
Toes - Sun God - Used as food for Mczxbcmnc.zxbcv
Feet - Sun God - Used as food for Mczxbcmnc.zxbcv

16 entries have been removed due to graphic imagery.

Inventory: Pen (5,337,213,035)
               Fphonbfpth Leaf (Identical to form H2843P-99 ''Request for Water')
               Slip of Paper with '10000000'
Forms: D9C-11 'Door operation'
          T-102t-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member'
          T-31At-1 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Member of different pod'
          T-420t-2 'Message from Pod Member to Pod Leader'
          M081A3-Z4 'Form for arming Level P3-D Fighters for Order Mobilization 95-S Level B'
          C34LS-1W

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'll be taking a short break, but will be back soon, so keep those suggestions coming.

Also, if you're lucky PF4-D529 won't cut you up into a bunch of tiny little pieces. He's a nice guy at heart.

[MrCelt]

Fill in a form to request a new pet.

[Aklyon]

Fill in a form to request a second pet

He didn't say it was dead yet!

[MrCelt]

Psychic third eye? I think that it's just a regular one. Even if it was psychic, I probably don't have the correct forms to use it.


Octopet?!?! Fhlophjk is a Thlpfhelf, you being of below-regulation-mental-fortitude.
...
Wait, poke Fhlophjk with a pen to get ink?


But the only Thlpfhelf by-products that are acceptable ink substitutes is its spinal-fluid, and taking even a little of it would kill Fhlophjk.


Are you saying that I should kill Fhlophjk to harvest his spinal-fluid? Naui, I've had him since I was cloned! I remember signing the P5638T-9B form when I was just a little spawnling! Can I really kill my only real friend and companion just to fill out a couple forms?

Inventory: Pen (2)
Forms: D9C-11 'Door operation'
          C34LS-1W

I wonder how he got ink, and where his pet went.