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Corai

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My dwarves are magical.
« on: April 15, 2012, 03:17:55 am »





A steel living armor artifact. They blessed a breastplate with the ability to speak!



.........Come here vermin vermin vermin........*waves armor infront of a goblin*


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Loud Whispers

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Re: My dwarves are magical.
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2012, 03:20:30 am »
Bury it.
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King DZA

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Re: My dwarves are magical.
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2012, 03:27:30 am »
Have a deep and intriguing discussion about the world's current political state with it.
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Re: My dwarves are magical.
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2012, 03:30:17 am »
show your steel living armour friend to the neighborhood bronze colossus. That'll show him who is the bossest of bosses of metal men.
That artifact is so boss he's the CEO of his very own boss renting company.

In less ridiculous but more aged and overused terms, that is totally awesome.
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Re: My dwarves are magical.
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2012, 04:03:24 am »
Don't let the Kobold near it....Armok only knows what he would do if he got hold of it, probably put the Dark One on Toady's throne with it.
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Quote from: Gerottomo on May 03, 2012, 04:34:11 pm
That should be a new type of project, making a rug design in dwarf fortress (With accurate coloring)
"And so, after many deaths and much sacrifice, someone turned their fortress into a fully functioning self aware carpet that actively sought after sources of fresh blood."

The Giant Bat who decided an axe made a better weapon than claws:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=108229.30

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Re: My dwarves are magical.
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2012, 04:05:25 am »
Quote from: King DZA on April 15, 2012, 03:27:30 am
Have a deep and intriguing discussion about the world's current political state with it.
I would love to do that as long as it does not try to kill me.
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Corai

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Re: My dwarves are magical.
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2012, 04:06:00 am »
Quote from: Morpha on April 15, 2012, 04:03:24 am
Don't let the Kobold near it....Armok only knows what he would do if he got hold of it, probably put the Dark One on Toady's throne with it.

Ironicly, the dwarf who made it I nick-named "CoraiUnki"



I love me.
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Re: My dwarves are magical.
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2012, 04:09:49 am »
Quote from: Morpha on April 15, 2012, 04:03:24 am
Don't let the Kobold near it....Armok only knows what he would do if he got hold of it, probably put the Dark One on Toady's throne with it.
Forgot to mention it, but who is the dark one?
Is it Necro910?
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Re: My dwarves are magical.
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2012, 04:10:59 am »
Quote from: Blizzlord on April 15, 2012, 04:09:49 am
Quote from: Morpha on April 15, 2012, 04:03:24 am
Don't let the Kobold near it....Armok only knows what he would do if he got hold of it, probably put the Dark One on Toady's throne with it.
Forgot to mention it, but who is the dark one?
Is it Necro910?
We don't talk about these things. They were terrible times, some of us did things we shouldn't have.

I still have that axe...
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Re: My dwarves are magical.
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2012, 04:12:07 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 15, 2012, 04:10:59 am
Quote from: Blizzlord on April 15, 2012, 04:09:49 am
Quote from: Morpha on April 15, 2012, 04:03:24 am
Don't let the Kobold near it....Armok only knows what he would do if he got hold of it, probably put the Dark One on Toady's throne with it.
Forgot to mention it, but who is the dark one?
Is it Necro910?
We don't talk about these things. They were terrible times, some of us did things we shouldn't have.

I still have that axe...


HI! WHY ARE YOU WHSIPERING ABOUT THE DARK ONE? HEY DARK ONE, THERE GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU.
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Re: My dwarves are magical.
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2012, 04:12:47 am »
What do you know of the dark one.
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Re: My dwarves are magical.
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2012, 04:14:31 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 15, 2012, 04:12:47 am
What do you know of the dark one.
Well I read the WoT books, so quite a lot. That kobold on the other hand...
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Corai

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Re: My dwarves are magical.
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2012, 04:17:38 am »
Is the dark one a-


No, not gonna go into racism humor.
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Re: My dwarves are magical.
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2012, 04:19:12 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 15, 2012, 04:12:47 am
What do you know of the dark one.

Not much, admittedly. Considering he's such a shady character! AHAHAHAaaa...That was lame.
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Blizzlord

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Re: My dwarves are magical.
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2012, 04:20:40 am »
The dark one seeks to destroy warp this forum into chaos. No order. No gods. No masters.

In other words no derailed threads. :P
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Quote from: a Swedish electronics teacher
In Sweden, digital electronics is considered unteachable. That is why you are not being taught about it.
Most attempts of sesquipedalian loquaciousness on the internet will most likely end up in egregious delusions of eloquence. Finagle's law commands it!
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