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[Corai]

Zach just made me hate elves again.




They asked for splints and doors, wooden splints and doors for the elves! (And magma)

[Lordraymond]

So, Corai's last five threads have all been about loving elves.

...

_{we may have to take drastic measures guys}

Hey, elves suddenly became useful, now if I was loving on HUMANS, then you need to take insanity-measures. Cause HUMANS are worthless compared to elves now.



Besides, I embark in mountains so me and elves are like this when it comes to trees. Until I reach caverns, then its war.

I don't know what game you're playing, but all my elves bring me are like, 25 units of booze and about fuckall else in terms of useful items. I constantly bolster myself up to 200 units of booze and at least 50 of plants and meats every time the humans visit, as well as the bars. Then again, I did fix diplomats, so I can actually request from the human but I can't from the elves.

It's all the same though. I (usually) don't kill the elves, I try to trade and let them have a few stray masterwork bolts, but if they get even slightly pissy about wood trading their shit gets seized, no questions and no hesitations. Then, if I'm feeling particularly spiteful, they get a nice dose of axe to their prissy little necks afterward.

[Loud Whispers]

Cause HUMANS are worthless compared to elves now.

lol wat

elves got no ambition

/argument

[Corai]

Cause HUMANS are worthless compared to elves now.

lol wat

elves got no ambition

/argument

Do humans bring dragons and unicorns? No.


End of argument.

[Lordraymond]

Cause HUMANS are worthless compared to elves now.

lol wat

elves got no ambition

/argument

Do humans bring dragons and unicorns? No.


End of argument.

They do bring guards, however, which I'd imagine would discourage beardless peacemongrels like yourself.

[zach123b]

Zach just made me hate elves again.




They asked for splints and doors, wooden splints and doors for the elves! (And magma)

death to the wood worshiping man eaters!

[Fen]

Cause HUMANS are worthless compared to elves now.

lol wat

elves got no ambition

/argument

Do humans bring dragons and unicorns? No.


End of argument.

Obviously the solution is to genetically engineer human/elf hybrid species with all the strengths and none of the weaknesses of each, perhaps also with more facial hair, and maybe shorter too, so they can fit in smaller passages...

[Corai]

Cause HUMANS are worthless compared to elves now.

lol wat

elves got no ambition

/argument

Do humans bring dragons and unicorns? No.


End of argument.

They do bring guards, however, which I'd imagine would discourage beardless peacemongrels like yourself.

You know my beard is fake? Darnit.


And if I was a peacemonger why would I buy dragons and magma hounds?

[Loud Whispers]

Cause HUMANS are worthless compared to elves now.

lol wat

elves got no ambition

/argument

Do humans bring dragons and unicorns? No.


End of argument.

Elves don't either

/argument

[Corai]

Cause HUMANS are worthless compared to elves now.

lol wat

elves got no ambition

/argument

Do humans bring dragons and unicorns? No.


End of argument.

Elves don't either

/argument

Unicorn mounts, so yes, plus Masterwork purchases.

Dragons are masterwork exclusive, but this is about MW so it counts.

[Loud Whispers]

masterwork

/argument

[Corai]

Neither can win cause one claims masterwork, the other claims the same thing in diffrent context.


Lets just say vanilla elves are useless, and Masterwork elves are gods.

[King DZA]

I'd say everyone is useless, just to varying degrees.

[HmH]

Lets just say vanilla elves are useless, and Masterwork elves are gods.

Agreed! Now let's go kill us some gods.

[Blizzlord]

If you love elves for their dragons, you should contact the dwarven genetics department. They have modified the RAW of cats so they can breathe fire and no longer adopts dwarves.
Masterwork = modding.
Modding = godlike cats + holocaust beards.
/argument warped and destroyed.