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Author Topic: Anti-Pants Faction (No, not underwear. Pants.)  (Read 16789 times)

sluissa

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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #45 on: April 15, 2012, 06:55:14 pm »
Being soundly withing the domain of the Confederation of Cargo Pants, I take issue with those that seek to deny my legs the freedom to live where they might and cover themselves however so they might choose. I have in the past sympathized with those that seek to allow contact between both the sinistral and dextral legs of any particular body. Never have I entertained the idea, however, that those that seek such contact might be willing to deny me separation of my own. As such, I must suggest an end to those designs and cry hence for the freedom of all limber peoples the freedom to cover, or not cover, as they so choose and with what they will.
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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #46 on: April 16, 2012, 07:57:26 am »
Quote from: Lord Dullard on April 14, 2012, 10:21:01 pm
What is this treachery? Cease and desist at once, you rabblerousers, or we, Dullard I, by the Grace of Levi, King of Pants, Britches, and Slacks, Duke of Dungarees and the Isles of Jeans, Count of Corduroys, and so forth, etc., shall be forced to assemble our armies and crush you utterly.
You have my sword! And my pants!
Seriously...I'd like my pants back, please.  :-\


Considering that it has to be up above 85F for me to wear shorts (and I do so only as a grudging concession to social mores against being drenched in your own sweat), you can count me solidly in the court of the Long-Legged.
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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #47 on: April 16, 2012, 08:12:52 am »
I shall wear two pairs in protest.
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Quote from: Sir Finkus on March 30, 2012, 03:08:24 pm
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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #48 on: April 16, 2012, 12:35:39 pm »
I will join the pro-pants faction, down with the anti-pants rebels! It's time for war!
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GlyphGryph

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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #49 on: April 16, 2012, 12:41:37 pm »
No pants! No shoes, either! Reject the confines of restricted movement!

!!!

* GlyphGryph throws a pair of pants into a big drum to let them burn.
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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #50 on: April 16, 2012, 01:13:43 pm »
Quote from: GlyphGryph on April 16, 2012, 12:41:37 pm
No pants! No shoes, either! Reject the confines of restricted movement!

!!!

* GlyphGryph throws a pair of pants into a big drum to let them burn.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #51 on: April 16, 2012, 01:14:53 pm »
It was 85 and humid today. I still wore pants.
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Aklyon

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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #52 on: April 16, 2012, 01:32:36 pm »
Quote from: Karlito on April 16, 2012, 01:14:53 pm
It was 85 and humid today. I still wore pants.
Why?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #53 on: April 16, 2012, 01:37:07 pm »
Dignity and poise.
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Quote from: Sir Finkus on March 30, 2012, 03:08:24 pm
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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #54 on: April 16, 2012, 01:40:55 pm »
Pants are the opposite of dignified.


They are symbols of the oppressed.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #55 on: April 16, 2012, 01:42:05 pm »
Also, people complain if I wander around with my dangly bits dangling.
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Quote from: Sir Finkus on March 30, 2012, 03:08:24 pm
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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #56 on: April 16, 2012, 01:46:21 pm »
So... you're only wearing them to meet the demands and desires of other people, eh? Because otherwise you'll face shame, disapproval, maybe being fired at your job, and perhaps even jailtime?

Sounds like oppression to me.
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Aklyon

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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #57 on: April 16, 2012, 01:47:19 pm »
Quote from: lordcooper on April 16, 2012, 01:42:05 pm
Also, people complain if I wander around with my dangly bits dangling.
Wear shorts?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #58 on: April 16, 2012, 01:49:01 pm »
Oh wait, you guys are on about trousers?  I thought this was about underwear.

*shuffles inconspicuously to the other faction*

Yeah, fuck trousers.
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Quote from: Sir Finkus on March 30, 2012, 03:08:24 pm
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Aklyon

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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #59 on: April 16, 2012, 01:51:12 pm »
No, this is pants. THe long things. Jeans and trousers and such. We decided that earlier that it was 'not underwear, or shorts, or skirt', more or less.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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