Hello all, I have a rather... curious problem on my hands. Or rather,
not on my hands.
You see, dwarves are generally not known to be very smart, correct? They would build themselves into walls, ignore diplomats, run towards the booze stockpile when on fire, etc, etc...
But today, I think I have found a new, rather
novel stupid in my dwarves.
Dwarves who for some reason or another, believe that they are the suicidal lemmings of lore and decide that the
easiest way to path-find to my fortress is to jump off a 7 z-level waterfall.
Now, as you can see in the screenshot here, my embark is divided into 3 roughly equal parts by a y-junction river and a waterfall to the right. I had just started the fortress not too long ago, with this being only the second year and the second batch of migrants.
I might have accidentally created a wee bit too much wealth within my first trading season, because when the second batch of migrants came, they came in a whole group of thirty, all at once. Interestingly, despite my fortress actually being situated in the middle section of the map between the forks of the river, the migrants spawned at the top of the waterfall to the right. But without a proper way of actually reaching the fortress, instead of idling and generally making a mess of my announcements, the whole group of migrants, all 30 including the pack animals, decided the most urgent thing was to reach my fortress.
Now.
Without delay.
And so they unanimously decided the best way to do so... was to try to cross the river right at the edge of the waterfall.
Amazingly, a few of the original party (two) managed to make it past the waterfall, but because the rest of their group died, the moment they reached my fortress, they were well within the unhappy-miserable zone, and promptly started tantruming. One even decided to destroy my trade depot while I was still trading with some elves! Not that I am complaining about the freebies, but that was for awhile rather alarming, because I didn't actually know what they were going to destroy next or even god forbid, who they were going to kill next.
Now the two of them have sort of settled down, and in the summer of that same year, (the first wave somewhen in spring) a new group arrives, this time numbering around 12. They spawn this time slightly down the cliffside on the waterfall section of the map, but like their immediate predecessors, decided to hike up to the top of the waterfall, and proceed to try to cross at the edge. Again.
This time, no one survived, and my whole waterfall-river-entrance project is currently somewhat ruined by the 50 or so dead dwarves and pack animals floating near the bottom of the falls.
Now, I know for a fact that if you manage to wall or at least block of the borders of an embark such that only one entrance is available, merchants will only spawn at that one entrance to get at your depot, but that doesn't apply to invasions and such it probably wouldn't affect migrants. But what I have here is a
natural block in the form of my forked river, and even if they were to spawn near the waterfall, shouldn't they try to path to my fortress by another relatively safer way, or at least just stay idle at the water's edge?
I fear of this happens a few more times, migrants wouldn't want to come at all, and then my whole glorious capital-type project would be kind of for naught.
I did begin to build a bridge at the bottom fork of the river to allow safe crossings, but I highly doubt migrants would even bother with that. Now all I hope for is that I manage to floor up the top of the waterfall before the next group of migrants arrive, or that my first siege of goblins decide to path-find their way through my waterfall.
Ah, good times. And a rather...disturbing look into the psyche of the average dwarven migrant.
Oh and as a side-note, my dwarves who decide to go fishing for some reason always decide that going across the waterfall is a good idea. So they try to cross, at the edge and then they fall. As I type this, I just lost another dwarf to "fishing". I've got to start taking notice of my Therapist more.
Manager cancels fish: Dangerous terrain
Duh, dangerous terrain. You just decided to fish on the other side of the waterfall by crossing right at it's lip. doesn't get more dangerous than that.
And hey, first forum post from a lurker. I usually don't share, but this is too much to just pass up.