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[Doomblade187]

Order one golem to build a campfire, and the other to make a 10 foot moat around my camp. then collect logs untill tomoorrow. Meanwhile I cross the wolf with the the antelope. To give it the ferocity and intelligence of a wolf and the fleetness and size and horns of an antelope!

I VOTE FOR ZIS! Wish we had no hawk, but a polar bear

Polar bear-wolf-antelope? That would be interesting. For now, though, sice we obviously don't have a polar bear, let's just go with the wolf-antelope.

[Donuts]

HawkAntilope or BeavHawk

[Mr. Dwarfinton]

Using the scalpel, create a makeshift spear out of nearby wood. Proceed to kidnap a random person who wanders outside the boundaries of the town with it. If they are threatened successfully then put them in the pen with the beaver and such. Follow through with original plan because I'm stupid and didn't realize we would be busy experimenting already.

[MikaTheCrazy]

So evryone okay with WolfAntilope? I'm not going to be posting or checking for a while now, it's night where I live.

[Mr. Dwarfinton]

Yes, this animal should be our steed. Riding a wolfilope into battle will put fear into our enemy's heart.

The next logical step is to combine it with a hawk so it disobeys the laws of physics and flies.

[Spinal_Taper]

Wolfilope. Use it to kidnap a human.

[Mr. Dwarfinton]

Yes. Ride towards a person on the Wolfilope while brandishing a wooden spear.

[WraithLord24]

Wolfilope but use it to hunt more wolves down

[Mr. Dwarfinton]

That would probably end badly. Even if it is a wolfilope a pack of wolves would no doubt hurt it quite a bit. We also have no experience with using a spear so we would also get hurt if we tried to help it.

[WraithLord24]

But kidnaping a person would? More than likely form where we are at it would be some bandit unless we got lucky.

[Mr. Dwarfinton]

People can be scared. A pack of wolves can't be scared that much.

[Spinal_Taper]

But kidnaping a person would? More than likely form where we are at it would be some bandit unless we got lucky.

No one would care about a bandit if they went missing. Besides, we have a wolf with the speed and horns of an antelope. No one's gonna mess with that. The real issue would be trying to figure out how to subvert the humans intelligence and will.

[Mr. Dwarfinton]

Obviously we mix the good parts of the human brain with the good parts of the other brain. Get rid of intelligence but retain basic motor skills. We would have a mindless drone.

[WraithLord24]

Obviously we mix the good parts of the human brain with the good parts of the other brain. Get rid of intelligence but retain basic motor skills. We would have a mindless drone.

Well eventually we'll need smart ones to control parts of our army. Also Wolf+Human=wolfman anyone? 

[Armok]

I know like 20 ways to do it, but using modern neuroscience like that's probably cheating