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[Akura]

Fire on the other hand isn't a practical garment.

Obviously, you aren't wearing it properly.

[King DZA]

This is what I absolutely love about Dwarves.
They don't give two rats' asses about silly things like "Gender Roles"
They say "Fuck you, skinny, we do what we want to do."
Why can't people in the real world be more like this?

I can't speak for any of you, but I can totally rock a dress/skirt, should I feel inclined to do so.

[wierd]

*snip*

Red hair is totally hella awesome but (especially with a purplish tinge) it generaly reminds too much of local old biddies trying to camouflage their greying hairs. Blue is even better. Cyan can be sweet but a really deep dark blue (well-dyed midnight blue with dimple dye) is totally awesome.

Especially if you don't combine it with looking like a corpse in a black dress.

Sounds like a prime candidate for the Darwin award

Why has never anyone punned this into

"The Dwarwin award"

Actually, I had thought about it yesterday but I a) forgot and I b) wanted to make it "Dwarfwin" and that would be inappropriate because you can't win and your dwarfs certainly never will.

edit: having now read the last page (it wouldn't load at first): I suggest using NananananananananaKODKOD as her call-signal/theme tune.

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You're only SLIGHTLY homosexual if the other person looks like a girl >.>

pffff Gay schmay. If it's pretty (and consenting) fuck it.

For some reason, I am reminded of this character...

Strangely seems to fit too....

"SILVERY Voice! LONG Purple Hair!"

[Naryar]

I removed shirts from the game, so most of my dwarves wear robes (or dresses) with hoods and cloaks.

Dresses are somewhat undwarven though, so maybe I'll go only with robes.

[Monk321654]

I removed shirts from the game, so most of my dwarves wear robes (or dresses) with hoods and cloaks.

Dresses are somewhat undwarven though, so maybe I'll go only with robes.

The hell you talkin' about?
Robes have an opening in the front, and have to be tied to be closed.
Dresses are completely protected.
Dresses>Robes.

[wierd]

That's a bathrobe.

An actual robe type robe is more like a really heavy long sleeved dress.

complimentary article

[Masta Crouton]

i've been in many theater productions.

one of the cornerstones of live comedy is that men in women's clothing is always funny...

ever seen a man, fully unshaven, pushed into a nigh fetishistic cheerleaders costume?



i was that man....my god I was that man...

[AWdeV]

For some reason, I am reminded of this character...

Strangely seems to fit too....

"SILVERY Voice! LONG Purple Hair!"

Woaaaaah now I finally know her name in English! I've only ever known her in the dutch Donald Duck comics., awesome.

[Masta Crouton]

whooooaaaa same time post!

[Monk321654]

That's a bathrobe.

An actual robe type robe is more like a really heavy long sleeved dress.

complimentary article

Oh.
Well, pardon me.
But still, either one works.

[AWdeV]

whooooaaaa same time post!

Clearly, sir and/or madam, this means war!

[Masta Crouton]

have at thee! and such!

[slink]

My only experience with a cross-dresser was observing a man on the subway who should have been told that curly thigh hair doesn't look good under nylons worn with a miniskirt.  I wasn't about to, though, because he was a very large man.

[rtg593]

HOW THE ELF DO I DO THAT!
....Maybe if I say it in real life you will suddenly learn where I live.
........Brb ill be at the gunstore after buying a machete.

Well don’t expect it to work for most of the rest of the day. Even I won’t respond to a suicidal summons when I’m at someone’s wedding, one which starts in about three hours time and that I am, as of yet, procrastinating getting ready for.

Ya, and after she spends 3 days with her sister's new in-laws, you definitely don't want to use the suicide summon :p

[Corai]

HOW THE ELF DO I DO THAT!
....Maybe if I say it in real life you will suddenly learn where I live.
........Brb ill be at the gunstore after buying a machete.

Well don’t expect it to work for most of the rest of the day. Even I won’t respond to a suicidal summons when I’m at someone’s wedding, one which starts in about three hours time and that I am, as of yet, procrastinating getting ready for.

Ya, and after she spends 3 days with her sister's new in-laws, you definitely don't want to use the suicide summon :p

.......Who here can imagine KodKod at a wedding?



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I say that dress is magical, have it as a attraction in your booze-stockpile.