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[Kilroy the Grand]

Frankly I prefer women crossdressing all masculine-like. Tomboys are hot stuff.

Feminine dudes in girly clothes = much better. Traps of the least dwarfy kind.

>.>;
I hesitantly agree, but only from... practical experience.
You're only SLIGHTLY homosexual if the other person looks like a girl >.>

[melomel]

Pff.  A dress is just a kilt with a shirt built in, and there is nothing more manly than kilts.

[Naryar]

=> She-Devil Kodkod posts in a thread
=> immediate derailing

Also, that's pretty damn cool. A dwarf in a flaming dress ! For some reason it makes me think of Gurren Lagann.

[Corai]

=> She-Devil Kodkod posts in a thread
=> immediate derailing

I know right?






Now, to summon her!



kodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkod



It should draw her to this thread.

[KodKod]

Hmm...God-Empress...That, along with your little world changing rant in the other thread...

If I didn't despise competing for power so much, I might actually admit to respecting you a little bit more.

I'll take that as the closest thing I'm going to get to a compliment, thank you.

=> She-Devil Kodkod posts in a thread
=> immediate derailing

Also, that's pretty damn cool. A dwarf in a flaming dress ! For some reason it makes me think of Gurren Lagann.

I don't get it. My posts are always usually sometimes on topic, and more often than not at least marginally related to what someone has said. Chaos simply seems to spread at my touch.

I blame everyone who isn't me.

I know right?
Now, to summon her!
kodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkod
It should draw her to this thread.

In addition, if you repeat my name seven times while circling a boulder I’ll kill you in your sleep.

[Corai]

Hmm...God-Empress...That, along with your little world changing rant in the other thread...

If I didn't despise competing for power so much, I might actually admit to respecting you a little bit more.

I'll take that as the closest thing I'm going to get to a compliment, thank you.

=> She-Devil Kodkod posts in a thread
=> immediate derailing

Also, that's pretty damn cool. A dwarf in a flaming dress ! For some reason it makes me think of Gurren Lagann.

I don't get it. My posts are always usually sometimes on topic, and more often than not at least marginally related to what someone has said. Chaos simply seems to spread at my touch.

I blame everyone who isn't me.

I know right?
Now, to summon her!
kodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkodkod
It should draw her to this thread.

In addition, if you repeat my name seven times while circling a boulder I’ll kill you in your sleep.

HOW THE ELF DO I DO THAT!


....Maybe if I say it in real life you will suddenly learn where I live.



........Brb ill be at the gunstore after buying a machete.

[kaijyuu]

Believe me, her killing you in your peaceful sleep is preferable. It's a lot better than that flying car crash you'll get in in 2039. Body parts everywhere, I mean damn...


Wait. I mean... forget I said anything.

[KodKod]

HOW THE ELF DO I DO THAT!
....Maybe if I say it in real life you will suddenly learn where I live.
........Brb ill be at the gunstore after buying a machete.

Well don’t expect it to work for most of the rest of the day. Even I won’t respond to a suicidal summons when I’m at someone’s wedding, one which starts in about three hours time and that I am, as of yet, procrastinating getting ready for.

[Corai]

HOW THE ELF DO I DO THAT!
....Maybe if I say it in real life you will suddenly learn where I live.
........Brb ill be at the gunstore after buying a machete.

Well don’t expect it to work for most of the rest of the day. Even I won’t respond to a suicidal summons when I’m at someone’s wedding, one which starts in about three hours time and that I am, as of yet, procrastinating getting ready for.

.......


Guys, hide the bombs, shes not coming yet.....slowly sneak into the shadows guys.....slowly.....OH HELL TO IT JUST RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

[simonthedwarf]

Sounds like a prime candidate for the Darwin award

Why has never anyone punned this into

"The Dwarwin award"

[AWdeV]

*snip*

Red hair is totally hella awesome but (especially with a purplish tinge) it generaly reminds too much of local old biddies trying to camouflage their greying hairs. Blue is even better. Cyan can be sweet but a really deep dark blue (well-dyed midnight blue with dimple dye) is totally awesome.

Especially if you don't combine it with looking like a corpse in a black dress.

Sounds like a prime candidate for the Darwin award

Why has never anyone punned this into

"The Dwarwin award"

Actually, I had thought about it yesterday but I a) forgot and I b) wanted to make it "Dwarfwin" and that would be inappropriate because you can't win and your dwarfs certainly never will.

edit: having now read the last page (it wouldn't load at first): I suggest using NananananananananaKODKOD as her call-signal/theme tune.

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You're only SLIGHTLY homosexual if the other person looks like a girl >.>

pffff Gay schmay. If it's pretty (and consenting) fuck it.

[simonthedwarf]

Well we can't prove that now, can we Mr?

[AWdeV]

True, and I wasn't making any claim to fame.

[Kilroy the Grand]

You're only SLIGHTLY homosexual if the other person looks like a girl >.>

pffff Gay schmay. If it's pretty (and consenting) fuck it.

I do, but that doesn't mean I have to like it :U! But in all honesty it's like having all the perks of a girlfriend, but without any of the flaws... sometimes I do miss certain "traits" that women have.

[Monk321654]

This is what I absolutely love about Dwarves.
They don't give two rats' asses about silly things like "Gender Roles"
They say "Fuck you, skinny, we do what we want to do."
Why can't people in the real world be more like this?