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Author Topic: my expedition leader is a cross-dresser in a flaming hot dress.  (Read 14226 times)

AWdeV

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Re: my expedition leader is a cross-dresser in a flaming hot dress.
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2012, 07:02:08 pm »

Frankly I prefer women crossdressing all masculine-like. Tomboys are hot stuff.

Feminine dudes in girly clothes = much better. Traps of the least dwarfy kind. :P
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Re: my expedition leader is a cross-dresser in a flaming hot dress.
« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2012, 07:05:02 pm »

This thread = ⌠Õlwα╬

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Re: my expedition leader is a cross-dresser in a flaming hot dress.
« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2012, 07:08:03 pm »

Well, the expedition leader is no longer being quite as flamboyant now.... the dress I can live with. 

When I get 25 dwarves, I certainly will make him into mayor Frankfurter.

This thread is now destined to derail, and explode spectacularly. Let the breaking of the brake handle commence!
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« Reply #18 on: April 13, 2012, 07:11:54 pm »

That said, a dress is a practical garment in DF. It covers everything without getting in the way.

Fire on the other hand isn't a practical garment. :P


Bah, I tried to rerail it but there's not a whole lot say about the actual topic.
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Re: my expedition leader is a cross-dresser in a flaming hot dress.
« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2012, 07:18:45 pm »

Really?  I had you marked down as the flannel wearing one.....

Huh.  The more you know.

Flannel?! I’ll have you know that I am a high-class lipstick lesbian. But don’t take that to mean I won’t horribly mutilate anyone who gets in my way.
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Re: my expedition leader is a cross-dresser in a flaming hot dress.
« Reply #20 on: April 13, 2012, 07:40:51 pm »

In my defense, I was able to determine that you were a lesbian from only a few cues. As for which end of the pair?  That sort of thing is usually none of my business, so I don't pay enough attention.

Besides, appearances mean a lot in such relationships, or so I gather. Its not like I can see lipstic and smell perfume through a forum post. :)

As such, it was an honest mistake.
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« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2012, 07:45:03 pm »

I had wondered how you came to said conclusion in the first place. But then I had just assumed that I'd mentioned it in a drunken stupor, as now.

It's more likely than you think.
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« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2012, 07:58:38 pm »

Really?  I had you marked down as the flannel wearing one.....

Huh.  The more you know.

Flannel?! I’ll have you know that I am a high-class lipstick lesbian. But don’t take that to mean I won’t horribly mutilate anyone who gets in my way.

So thats why you would rather have a human then a dwarf.
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« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2012, 08:01:33 pm »

Well, the expedition leader is no longer being quite as flamboyant now.... the dress I can live with. 
More like flameboyant!

...

Excuse me while I go apply brain bleach to remove all trains of thought that may have led to that crappy joke...

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« Reply #24 on: April 13, 2012, 09:08:59 pm »

Really?  I had you marked down as the flannel wearing one.....

Huh.  The more you know.

Flannel?! I’ll have you know that I am a high-class lipstick lesbian. But don’t take that to mean I won’t horribly mutilate anyone who gets in my way.

Really?  I never associated the "lipstick style" with such a level of unrelenting bloodthirstiness.  Hmm.  Maybe Goth?  They wear black lipstick at least...

Unless...  That's it!  A supermodel!  That matches the pattern of lipstick + horrible bloodlettings inflicted upon others at the slightest provocation!

Come to think of it, I can picture Kodkod in a flaming dress too...

So, from now on, I can only picture Kodkod as a supermodel Goth dressed in a flaming (literally) black dress.  Though maybe the White Witch of Narnia fits the bill too...  Hmm...

 :P :P :P
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« Reply #25 on: April 13, 2012, 09:14:15 pm »

Really?  I had you marked down as the flannel wearing one.....

Huh.  The more you know.

Flannel?! I’ll have you know that I am a high-class lipstick lesbian. But don’t take that to mean I won’t horribly mutilate anyone who gets in my way.

Really?  I never associated the "lipstick style" with such a level of unrelenting bloodthirstiness.  Hmm.  Maybe Goth?  They wear black lipstick at least...

Unless...  That's it!  A supermodel!  That matches the pattern of lipstick + horrible bloodlettings inflicted upon others at the slightest provocation!

Come to think of it, I can picture Kodkod in a flaming dress too...

So, from now on, I can only picture Kodkod as a supermodel Goth dressed in a flaming (literally) black dress.  Though maybe the White Witch of Narnia fits the bill too...  Hmm...

 :P :P :P

I always thought she had black hair, a black dress with white under-suit covering her legs and arms with blue stripes.

So basically a stripper with under-garments.
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Re: my expedition leader is a cross-dresser in a flaming hot dress.
« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2012, 09:17:56 pm »

I just imagined her as that pale thing she uses as her forum avatar.

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« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2012, 09:20:21 pm »

Well,sure, but that's only a head shot.  It doesn't give much clue as to her outfit.
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Re: my expedition leader is a cross-dresser in a flaming hot dress.
« Reply #28 on: April 13, 2012, 09:25:05 pm »

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Re: my expedition leader is a cross-dresser in a flaming hot dress.
« Reply #29 on: April 13, 2012, 09:57:25 pm »

I just imagined her as that pale thing she uses as her forum avatar.

She has a name, you know. It’s Misery.

My hair is not black; it ranges from bright red to coagulated-blood red depending on how long it has been since I last dyed it. Though funnily enough I am thinking about going blue, but I’d have to bleach it first and I’m still not sure that I’m comfortable doing so much damage to it.

I am not a goth. I dislike labels, but as they are a simple means of conveying information then I dress more like a punk.

I do not wear dresses, I find them too limiting and I dislike to display skin.
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