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[Corai]

The life of a Dwarf:

1. Avoid death
2. Avoid the overseer
3. Acquire Alcohol
4. Work
5. Step 3
6. Repeat

AND YOU CAN GET UP TO 100 SOCKS WORTH OF PIGTAILS IN ONE SEASON!

But if I made socks with all of those pig tails, how would I make my red cloaks?

We dont even get alcohol you ungrateful dwarf. Hell, we dont even get STONE. We have to steal everything.

[Loud Whispers]

And we have to put up with everyone trying to steal everything.

[Corai]

You have steel to defend yourselves.



We have wood, rarely copper.

[King DZA]

The life of a Dwarf:

1. Avoid death
2. Avoid the overseer
3. Acquire Alcohol
4. Work
5. Step 3
6. Repeat

AND YOU CAN GET UP TO 100 SOCKS WORTH OF PIGTAILS IN ONE SEASON!

But if I made socks with all of those pig tails, how would I make my red cloaks?

We dont even get alcohol you ungrateful dwarf. Hell, we dont even get STONE. We have to steal everything.

That doesn't mean dwarves are ungrateful, it just means kobolds have bad work ethics. Which is hardly anyone's fault but your own.

[Loud Whispers]

You have steel to defend yourselves.



We have wood, rarely copper.

We might have steel to defend ourselves. Most Kobolds find the weapons to be able to take on necromancer adventurers with zombie hordes numbering in the hundreds - and win. Dwarves without access to metal have to master Drunk-Fu.

[Corai]

The life of a Dwarf:

1. Avoid death
2. Avoid the overseer
3. Acquire Alcohol
4. Work
5. Step 3
6. Repeat

AND YOU CAN GET UP TO 100 SOCKS WORTH OF PIGTAILS IN ONE SEASON!

But if I made socks with all of those pig tails, how would I make my red cloaks?

We dont even get alcohol you ungrateful dwarf. Hell, we dont even get STONE. We have to steal everything.

That doesn't mean dwarves are ungrateful, it just means kobolds have bad work ethics. Which is hardly anyone's fault but your own.

Thats cause were unable to make it! You dwarves killed the first kobolds when they came to trade, thus our secrets of booze and metal-working were lost with them. :\

[King DZA]

You would send the only kobolds with information vital to the well-being of your entire race on an unpredictable journey to trade with a bunch of drunken semi-retarded midgets...In order to obtain the things that said kobolds already had the knowledge of making themselves?

Well that's just poor logical reasoning.

EDIT: Also, God-King. Not dwarf.

[Corai]

You would send the only kobolds with information vital to the well-being of your entire race on an unpredictable journey to trade with a bunch of drunken semi-retarded midgets...In order to obtain the things that said kobolds already had the knowledge of making themselves?

Well that's just poor logical reasoning.

Noone said kobolds were smart.

[Saiko Kila]

You would send the only kobolds with information vital to the well-being of your entire race on an unpredictable journey to trade with a bunch of drunken semi-retarded midgets...In order to obtain the things that said kobolds already had the knowledge of making themselves?

Well that's just poor logical reasoning.

Noone said kobolds were smart.

Sometimes I'm under impression that only intelligent beings in DF supposed to be smart are humans.