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[Donuts]

" Ah, shit that was intense. I'm gonna head off with the others. That's where New Vegas is right?" Peter picks up his gear and heads east, keeping an eye out for any survivors.(This is now Fallout)

Remember a Metal Gear Solid reference or S.T.A.L.K.E.R. reference!

Gotcha.

Before he leaves, he says to Jack " Hey that cannon? Is that what you destroyed a giant suit of armor with? That's crazy! You're insane! You're the toughest, craziest most hardcore badass through these god-forsaken wastes, You're you're the shit!" (MGS4 right there) Jack looks around, confused at where he is. He shakes his head. For a moment, he felt like some kind of otaku or something. Whatever that is.

Now we just need STALKER, cause that is good, also MW1-3 or something
EDIT: AND AN ARNOLD REFERENCE! Get to da choppah! :3

[ansontan2000]

"O sweet lord! By the way, New Vegas right around the next turn. LordBucket! Guard them with this plasma rifle! Oh, And be careful, there be some mad zealots on the right turn, prolly will charge at yer asses! Stay safe!"

[Phantom of The Library]

The ground quivered underneath the the remnants Undead Mongol Horde and Yoki the forgotten man popped his head out from underneath the ash looking rather like a bemused gopher or rather what a bemused gopher would look like if were wearing a gas mask.  The Mongols all stared down at him.
He stared back.
They stared back.
He ogled back.
The Mongols were creeped out and began to back off slowly muttering things like: "Creepy," "Wierdo," and "Crikey, what a peculiar specimen of the human genus!  Careful mates this one might be dangerous if not handled correctly!"
Seeing this as his cue, Yoki brought both of his arms up out of the ash, a switchblade in each hand and yelling: "I AM THE KING OF HALLOWEEN!!!" He then proceeded to spin in circles in the ground doing effectively nothing.

The undead mongols looked on for a few moments and eventually one of them tried poking him with a spear. 

The spear was immediately shredded and the Mongols wielding it was reduced into his constituent components.  Yoki looked down on his work with approval. "and that's why you don't mess with the king of Halloween." He waved to the others, "Hiya, hiya, hiya, hiya!"

[Spinal_Taper]

"Hey, Yoki! You wanna get going? C'mon man, New Vegas is just a stones throw that way!" Peter gestures east.

[Donuts]

"Wish i had some money, i think New Vegas is this way too! I have such good luck, but no money...." Jack said, being epicly sad 'bout it

[MikaTheCrazy]

Suddenly an angry cyborg frogman army arises form the ground, intent on the annihilation of those who destroyed their leader.

[Donuts]

Oh, And be careful, there be some mad zealots on the right turn, prolly will charge at yer asses! Stay safe!

You made me think of starcraft

[Spinal_Taper]

"Step off."
Peter fires his carbine into the frogmen, then rushes them with the broadsword, slaughtering many.

[Mr. Dwarfinton]

Around 10 large, mutated frogmen in power armor jump down from surrounding buildings and take out miniguns. "We... eat bad... frog killers..." They mindlessly mutter as they lumber towards those who defeated their master and friends.

[Spinal_Taper]

"Agh. This isn't going very well." Activating his innate elven heritage, Peter begins humping a tree, driving away the army!

[Llamainaspitfire]

Robere suddenly begins playing a saxophone, summoning the power of The epic sax guy.

A large Yellow lazer shoots out of the Saxophone, killing large amounts of frogmen at a time.

[Donuts]

Jack suddenly stops up, turns around, charges his .357, and fires a huge explosive shell into the middle of the frogarmy. frogmen fly around everywhere. "You can thank me later!" He said, then continued running with the others.

[Spinal_Taper]

Peter sits flabberghasted for a moment, then slowly states"You messed up my hair.  What kind of bullet was that? Soviet nuclear ammunition?" He walks off, confused and plotting a course for the most civilized place east of California, New Vegas."And it's about damn time I get goin' as well. I wonder how much quality control goes into the cathouses over there.."

[Donuts]

"Dont worry! Its just some missiles for a "Fatman" launcher, that i modified to fit in my gun!" Jack said, shining with victory like everybody else would.

[Phantom of The Library]

Yoki quickly became bored with the proceedings and hopped into a portal to Anything Can Happen 3 never to be seen again.