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[Doomblade187]

"FIRE!" The tank cannon boomed, sending a shell right for Ghengis's new form. A fraction of a second later, the shell hit- having no effect. "It's not working! We need to get closer! Drive, John, drive!" He readies his gardening hoe, the chipped blade covered in moist earth and blood.

[Spinal_Taper]

Peter stands, his meditations complete. Taking the soil beneath him, he smears it on his body, and begins to walk towards the Mongol lich. As he walks, the dirt on his body, the dirt around him, the metal and clothes from the dead Mongols all combine upon him to form an HEV suit mark V.

[Llamainaspitfire]

Suddenly two beautiful runway models in bikinis Walk in.

They turn out to be Mongol spies and are both killed by Robere.

[aaron32]

"Huh, Now THAT Is a sight."
Readying his guitar, Lucas charges away from the battlefield, Promptly tripping on a rock and setting off a landmine, His body parts raining the grassy fields.
((On second thought, I'd rather not be a part of this, I've got other stuff to do.  ))

[ansontan2000]

"Oi! Tank guys! I'll show you how it's fucking done!"
Dick drives his motorcycle up to the crowd, gives them the ammo they need, and pulls out a fucking plama rifle.
"Found this beaut back in an ol' alien spaceship about 5100 klocks west o' 'ere. Someplace called...Area fifty-one."
Dick charges up the rifle.

[Donuts]

"Well that sure is a nice plasma rifle you got there mate!" Jack stares epicly at Dick's plasma rifle. "But i got some suprises too! Jack grabs a tiny device. "If this still works, it should take care of that mongol! It's a orbital... something." Jack points it at Genghis. "But i think everybody should stand far back!"

[ansontan2000]

"Well 'owdy do ya, it's a orbital destruction device! I'm gettin away. Far, FAR away."

[Donuts]

"Hey! Wait for me!" Jack said, and ran after Dick. "It's used, dammit! I used it last week, its not *that* strong anymore!"

[LordBucket]

"Wait! No! Stop!" LordBucket shouts. "Mongolian spy runway model are fine! I have secrets to tell!"

He looks at the lovely, mutilated corpses on the ground. Well, half lovely. The mutilated part not quite so much. As he does, Jack's words sink in.

"You have an oribital cannon? You guys show up with the undead on your trail, you kill two beautiful spies who just wanted to seduce secrets out of us, and now you're going to blow up our bunker just because the undead menace that you brought is standing on top of it?"

LordBucket shakes his head.

"You people are the problem here. Not the Mongols. I'm leaving"

And with that, he tosses some items from the duffel bag into a backpack, puts it on, and leaves.

[MikaTheCrazy]

Suddenly, a suit of armor with a frog on the helmet materialses.

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At skyscraper height.

[Donuts]

Jack stops and looks at the huge frogsuit. "What the heck is that thing? Never ever seen that kind of thing"

[ansontan2000]

"Fuck this"
Dick turns around anf fires a shot at the...thing that is Genghis, and vaporizes him.

[Donuts]

"Yup, that is a nice sight, but should'nt we focus on that huge thingy? The entire mongol horde could fit in there!" Jack continues staring

[ansontan2000]

"You have a good point."
Dick takes out a rocket launcher, cleverly hidden inside the motorcycle, and loads a massive 3 meter long rocket in it.

"Get back, or this thing'll kill you instantly!"

[Donuts]

"Uh, okay." Jack runs towards the others, then fires the obliberation thingy towards wtf that thingy is. And luckily, the sattelite was not that good anymore, so noone gets hurd, except for the frogthing.