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[freeformschooler]

>ANSWER BEEPING CAMO COMPUTER

[Johnfalcon99977]

>ANSWER BEEPING CAMO COMPUTER

[adwarf]

You RUSH to your computer in the most most LAID BACK MANNER possible, which is to say you walked over to it, you hastily answer the CHUM as the INSISTENT BEEPING is starting to drive you crazy. You turn your monitor on to find a display of icons, most of which seem to be themed more towards finding the best hunting gear, and tips though your handy PESTERCHUM client is sitting right in the middle, booting it up you find a few of your friends are online, but only one is messaging you. When you answer you finds its beyondLimitation, he always seems to message you when you wake up, its a bit disturbing at times.

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

-- beyondLimitation [BL] began messaging calculatingSniper [CS] at 11:12 --

BL: Hey Happy Birthday
BL: My Present Should Get There Today So Look Forward To It
BL: Also You HAVE To Hurry Up And Install SBURB, Its Awesome. When You Do Tell Me So We Can Get Started, But I Have To Say The Thing Is Pretty Amazing From What I've Seen
BL: So Whats Up?
CS: Not much really, looking forward to your present, and thanks in advance it'll probably be great . SBURB should be getting here soon, so we can get started when it arrives. Hows it going at your place? Your Sis messing with you again?
BL: DON'T Even Get Me Started On That WITCH! She LIT My Shoes On Fire This Morning! Who Does That!?!?
BL: I Mean Really What Kind Of Crazy Do You Have To Be To Light A Person's Shoes On Fire, When They're PUTTING THEM ON!!!!
CS: o.O Your sister is a real fruit cake isn't she?
BL: Yes She Is ... Wait I Think I Hear Her Coming! Got To Run!

Well things are just as crazy as usual on his side, but now that he's busy, and your other CHUMS are OFFLINE you guess it may be a good time to go do something else. Wait ... that sound, its the MAILMAN, him and the STUPID DOG WHISTLE WIND-CHIME which annoys you to no end, for some reason you can hear the darned thing, and it drives you CRAZY just having to listen to it. Maybe today is a good day to silence it ... NO! NO! Must resist the urge! Or should you?

Spoiler: You, Maddie (click to show/hide)

NAME: Madison "Maddie" Holbert
CHUMHANDLE: calculatingSniper
TITLE: What are you talking about?
CLASS: Like I just said what are you talking about?
ASPECT: Okay now your really confusing me.

HIT POINTS: --/--
ACUMEN:
MANGRIT:
PULCHRITUDE:
IMAGINATION:

STRIFE ABSTRATA: Two-Handed Light Ranged-kind
STRIFE-KIND WEAPONRY: N/A

CAPTCHALOGUE:
N/A

SYLLADEX: None
ALCHEMY POINTS: ?
BUILD GRIST: ?/?
SHALES: /???

[freeformschooler]

>Burst out of the window Kool-aid Man style. Pounce on the annoying mailman from above.

EDIT: WAIT, NO.

>Shoot the dog-whistle.

[Trapezohedron]

>Burst out of the window Kool-aid Man style. Pounce on the annoying mailman from above.

EDIT: WAIT, NO.

>Shoot the dog-whistle.

+1

[adwarf]

>Burst out of the window Kool-aid Man style. Pounce on the annoying mailman from above.

EDIT: WAIT, NO.

>Shoot the dog-whistle.

Yes, that WHISTLE CHIME THING has annoyed you for the last time, today the hunt begins, barrel rolling across the room you leap forward, and grabbing your TRUSTY SNIPER RIFLE in the process. Placing it in your STRIFE SPECIBUS RANGEDKIND, you begin to set up in the window, brushing aside a HORRID FASHION MAGAZINE your Brother gave you the other day. Looking out the window you see the mailman begin to approach your MAILBOX, behind him the neighbors BEAUTIFUL DOGS are left cowering in the corners of their UNCUT LAWNS. His REIGN OF TERROR has lasted long enough, WIND-CHIME THING MEET YOUR MAKER! With a SILENCE earned by YEARS OF WORK your TRUSTY SNIPER fires at your gentle touch, the bullet does its work, and that dreaded DOG WHISTLE is SUNDERED beneath your MIGHT. The Mailman jumps in horror as the WHISTLE is broken, looking behind him you see numerous ANGRY DOGS begin to chase after the man, dedicated to his job the Mailman begins frantically running for your mailbox, the last one on his route, as the dogs grow closer to him.

You have silenced the DREADED WHISTLE, but if you don't hurry your PACKAGES may be lost amongst a horde of REVENGE SEEKING DOGS, you think your neighbor threw their dog's SQUEAKY TOY over the fence other day, but it landed in the SQUIRRELS DEN, a place you have long since sworn never to go again. Not since that day many years ago, which you have naught the time to enact a FLASHBACK to, have you entered that place, but today you may have to. Shall you face the HORDE OF ANGRY DOGS, or face the DANGERS of the SQUIRRELS DEN?

Spoiler: You, Maddie (click to show/hide)

NAME: Madison "Maddie" Holbert

CHUMHANDLE: calculatingSniper

TITLE: What are you talking about?

CLASS: Like I just said what are you talking about?

ASPECT: Okay now your really confusing me.

HIT POINTS: --/--

ACUMEN:

MANGRIT:

PULCHRITUDE:

IMAGINATION:

STRIFE ABSTRATA: Two-Handed Light Ranged-kind

STRIFE-KIND WEAPONRY: N/A

CAPTCHALOGUE:

N/A

SYLLADEX: None

ALCHEMY POINTS: ?

BUILD GRIST: ?/?

SHALES: /???

[freeformschooler]

>LASS SCAMPER to the SQUIRREL'S DEN

[The Fool]

>LASS SCAMPER to the SQUIRREL'S DEN

No squirrel's den will be safe once you get in there.

[applesauce machine]

>LASS SCAMPER to the SQUIRREL'S DEN

No squirrel's den will be safe once you get in there.

+1 to both of these, for different reasons.

[ComradeGafarov]

Find DELICIOUS OIL.