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[adwarf]

Once again the sunrises, and shines brightly across the roofs of wonderful SUBURBIA, CAREFREE kids ride their bikes through the streets, and play ball in backyards whilst adults hurry about their business heading to work, or doing whatever their FIENDISH minds can think of. Deep within the confines of SUBURBIA, past the FIENDISH minds of adults, and CAREFREE lives of children, within the SUPPOSED SAFETY of a SUBURBIAN HOUSE a hero person sleeps in their room. Unknown to them this day, JANUARY 17TH, is said person's birthday, and it will change the world as they know it. For today is the day the long awaited SBURB BETA is to arrive in the mail, with tons of hype, and thousands looking to play its the most wanted game ever. It is time for an ADVENTURE that was never suspected before, today this sacrifice ... I mean hero will encounter an ADVENTURE the likes of which has most likely been done before. Now back to our hero unsuspecting nitwit, this person is ...

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

NAME: What is it our hero unsuspecting sacrifice called

GENDER: Is this person MALE or FEMALE

INTERESTS/HOBBIES: What is it our character finds enjoyable, fun, or amazing in life

DISLIKES/HATES:What is it our character hates with a passion, or simply dislikes

HOUSE LAYOUT: How is this person's house built, the rooms, size, and such

HOUSE OCCUPANTS: What FIENDISH WRETCHES besides this person live in said house, your RELATIONSHIP with said Occupant, and DESCRIPTIONS of those Occupants.

CHUMS: What are the CHUMHANDLES of our character's three best CHUMS

Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)

This will of course be a suggestion game, where you guys decide the actions of our main character, and lead him/her on a wild adventure from the real world through the Medium, and hopefully back in one piece. Throughout it you will decide the majority of that characters actions, I will control the actions of the others who are destined to go to the Medium with you until you all meet up, at which point you guys can begin giving them actions as well.

Anyway lets not jump ahead, first we shall make our main character.

Side Notes:
1. Sorry, but I will be including no drawings. My art skills are to poor to it justice, sorry
2. I will be using the Homestuck RPG rules for most of the game, but if I feel it will make the story better I will ignore rolls and such. For the first stretch of the game the only rolls I will make are for combat.
3. You can die at the beginning if you don't manage to escape the meteor in the specified time.
4. I have not made it very far in the Homestuck comics so sorry if I slip up, and if I do please point it out so I can fix it.

[adwarf]

RESERVE. For Important Character status keeping, and links to important updates.

[freeformschooler]

NAME: Your name is MADISON "MADDIE" HOLBERT.

GENDER/AGE: You are FEMALE, and today is your FOURTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

INTERESTS/HOBBIES: You have a MEDIUM-SIZED VARIETY OF INTERESTS. Despite being brought up in the SUBURBS, you take every opportunity you can to HEAD TO THE WOODED SECTION BEHIND YOUR HOUSE and HUNT SMALL ANIMALS with your SNIPER RIFLE. Sometimes you even HUNT LARGE ANIMALS, but you don't talk about this much. Due to your hobby, you have a wide variety of TROPHIES lying around the house, and not just hunting ones either. When at home you BROWSE FUNNY ARTICLES ON THE INTERNET and TALK WITH YOUR THREE BEST FRIENDS who live far away from you. Sometimes you even PLAY A GAME or two with them, but due to being a FIERCE COMPETITOR you have tendency to hurt peoples' feelings for the sake of WINNING.

DISLIKES/HATES: You really like to WATCH NUMBERS GO UP to the point that you have a SERIES OF WRITTEN TALLIES for everything you do: how many animals you've shot in a day, how many candies you've eaten in the last week, even how many times your friends have said something that made you mad within the last month. You dislike people who MESS WITH YOU FOR NO REASON as well as UNFINISHED BUSINESS - both of these things tend to be hard to count.

HOUSE LAYOUT:

Spoiler: I'll let you decide the details. (click to show/hide)

HOUSE OCCUPANTS: You have one fully grown BROTHER who's constantly cleaning and asking you to try on new clothes he bought for you (much to your chagrin). He collects FASHION MAGAZINES to the point of obsession, and has them scattered around the house on shelves, walls and floors.

CHUMS:
-Your chumhandle is calculatingSniper and you tend to be very blunt.
-Your first friend's chumhandle is degeneratePrince.
-Your second friend's chumhandle is enthusiasticEquestrian.
-Your last friend's chumhandle is beyondLimitation.

[Hubris Incalculable]

^ full support for FFS's char

[The Fool]

I also support FFS' character. I like the tally obsession. We shall count everything arbitrarily, even without the GM noticing. Then we can post random tallies with our action suggestions once and a while.

[Trapezohedron]

+1 to FFS' character.

...but no flyswatterkind?

[applesauce machine]

I also support FFS' character. I like the tally obsession. We shall count everything arbitrarily, even without the GM noticing. Then we can post random tallies with our action suggestions once and a while.

SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT: She has OCD but doesn't tell anyone because she's afraid they'll think she's weak for it. And also because if she explains why she normally doesn't tell people to someone, the "I'm afraid" in "I'm afraid people will think I'm weak for it" will make people think she's weak for that, ad nauseum.

Also, +1 to ffs's character.

[Johnfalcon99977]

wow, another one? How much longer before we have 50 of the buggers ?

I'm up-voting FFS's character with everyone else as well.

Edit:

Spoiler: I'll just suggest this guy as a supporting Character (click to show/hide)

NAME: Dragomir Z. Ateljević (Hes Serbian)

GENDER: MALE

INTERESTS/HOBBIES: You have A FEW INTERESTS IN YOUR LIFE. You are a huge lover of PHYSICAL FIGHTING SPORTS. You have MANY POSTERS of VARIOUS ORGANIZATIONS ASSOCIATED with these sports. You find yourself often dreaming to be a part of these Organisations to become a BIG POPULAR SUPERSTAR. One of your more minor hobbies is attempting the strange AMERICAN MUSIC FORM called RAP, but you are horribly terrible at it. You also find yourself occasionally watching Soap Operas on the TV,  but you would never tell anyone.

DISLIKES/HATES: Of course, when you said you dream about being a SUPERSTAR, you meant that you are DEFINITELY going to become one and anyone who thinks differently is DUMB and STUPID. You hate anyone who thinks that you are just a silly boy who won't go anywhere. BECAUSE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY GOING TO BECOME GREAT. You also completely detest PEOPLE WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY STUPID and tend to FLIP THE FUCK OUT when someone is quite clearly WRONG.

HOUSE LAYOUT: You live in POOR SMALL APARTMENT in NEW YORK. There are only 4 rooms, but you live at the top of the Building, so you tend to get the Roof to yourself. The place is QUITE SHIT, but you could not afford much as an Immigrant.

HOUSE OCCUPANTS: You live with your FATHER, who is a HARD WORKING SALESMAN. Despite the fact that he CONSTANTLY WORKS, he occasionally puts in time to enjoy some cool games with you. Besides that you do not know much about him, because of how much he works.

CHUMS: Your Chumhandle is heroicRapper and you lase your word with the bad Grammars.
-Your Frist Friends Chumhandle is calculatingSniper.
-Your Second Friends Chumhandle is waningExclamation.
-Your last friend's chumhandle is enthusiasticEquestrian.

Bonus Cookies: Read this with a heavy Serbian Accent.

Because I can only imagine good shenanigans with a Terrible rapping Serbian who speaks Engrish.

Edit2: Also Adwarf because your new to Homestuck I'll just say to remember that Titles are designed to not match the player as much as possible, and that its also kinda a bad idea to make us capable of failing the falling meteor part, because if we fail then it'll likely just be a failed shoot-off Timeline (Which do exist in Homestuck, if you were not aware)

[freeformschooler]

I think it's actually better we don't correct him about anything in Homestuck. I'd like to see this branch off a bit

[Jervous]

Have a side character I made just for you!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Your name is GREGGORY "ASSMASTER" BUTTON. That isn't actually your nickname but a lot of people like calling you it and it really GRINDS YOUR GEARS. Of course, it's just one of the many things that GRATE ON YOUR NERVES. You are very easily ANNOYED and OFFENDED, and it doesn't take much to set you off. Seen as easy pickings, your friends at school and online tend to rib you whenever they have the chance because it's hard not to. Hell, even your own MOTHER TICKS YOU OFF. She's obsessed with bright, vibrant pictures and gaudy images and she puts them all over the house. Your walls are bright yellows and pinks and something about it just SETS YOU RIGHT THE HELL OFF.

You have a variety of interests. Well, at least you did- lately your enthusiasm has been WANING and you've been becoming less and less interested in all the things that used to be fun and enjoyable. Alas, it's as if everything in the world has become DULL! You used to play sports and literally live outdoors (there was that one time that you got lost in the woods for a week) but now you just don't see the point. You have become a bland and boring person, only a shadow of your former energetic self. It's hard. Being a kid and growing up. It's hard and NOBODY UNDERSTANDS.

You live in a 'SHACK' with your MA. It's not very big but then again the two of you don't need much space. Your MA says it's better this way because it's easier to paint all the walls BLINDING FUCKING COLORS. You know she's doing all of this to agitate you, you just know it. Where does she get off, teasing her own kid? You hate her.

When you decide to turn on your trash heap you call a COMPUTER, you like to go on PESTERCHUM and talk with your friends. Your chumhandle is waningExclamation and you ARE SO MAD ALL THE TIME, YOU JUST WISH EVERYONE WOULD GET OFF YOUR ASS.

[Johnfalcon99977]

I think it's actually better we don't correct him about anything in Homestuck. I'd like to see this branch off a bit

I see your line of logic, but since I share a particular trait with Dragomir, I may flip the fuck out just a tiny bit.

[adwarf]

That's right you are Madison 'Maddie' Holbert, as was previously mentioned today is your BIRTHDAY, and the release of SBURB the game you have waited so long for. You awake to the sound of your ALARM CLOCK, and scan about the room making sure none of those PESKY SQUIRRELS tried to mess with your stuff again. You find your collection HUNTING GEAR untouched, and your TRUSTY SNIPER RIFLE in its usually holder above your bed, your CAMO COMPUTER is making FIERCE BEEPING NOISES as someone tries to message you. Arrayed on the wall are various HUNTING TROPHIES, your pride and joy of which is a STUFFED KING SQUIRREL, your not exactly sure why its a KING SQUIRREL, but its much larger then a normal SQUIRREL. Cutting of the ALARM CLOCK you find a HASTILY WROTE LETTER which appears to be from your BROTHER.

Apprehensively you open the letter, and begin to read 'Dear Sis, I went out to the store to grab a few groceries, I will be back soon. I might pick up some more clothes for you to wear, I also left your presents in the living room. - Happy Birthday from Bro :)' You nearly drop the letter in HORROR when you read the letter, and it FOREWARNS you of those DREADED CLOTHES. Turning around you look at the GILDED GATES of your WARDROBE DOORS that protect you from the HIDEOUS VARIETY OF CLOTHES that BRO has given you over the years. Just beside it you spot your MYSTIC CAMO AMMO BOX CHEST that you found three years ago in a MILITARY SURPLUS STORE. BRO should be gone for a couple of hours, so what should you do in the mean time?

Spoiler: You, Maddie (click to show/hide)

NAME: Madison "Maddie" Holbert
CHUMHANDLE: calculatingSniper
TITLE: What are you talking about?
CLASS: Like I just said what are you talking about?
ASPECT: Okay now your really confusing me.

HIT POINTS: --/--
ACUMEN:
MANGRIT:
PULCHRITUDE:
IMAGINATION:

STRIFE ABSTRATA: Two-Handed Light Ranged-kind
STRIFE-KIND WEAPONRY: N/A

CAPTCHALOGUE:
N/A

SYLLADEX: None
ALCHEMY POINTS: ?
BUILD GRIST: ?/?
SHALES: /???

[Johnfalcon99977]

TITLE: What are you talking about?
CLASS: Like I just said what are you talking about?
ASPECT: Okay now your really confusing me.

Considering that the Title is a combination of the Class and Aspect, this is the most Redundant thing.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Oh, lay off, john. let him have his own interpretations of it.

[adwarf]

Keeping them separate cause it'll help me keep track of bonuses, and things like that. I do know they are the same thing.