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[borno]

You are a dwarf. Simple as that. Your only goal in life is to become a TRUE DORF by BEATING PEOPLE TO DEATH WITH PIG TAIL FIBER SOCKS. What will you do first? And come to think of it, where are you?

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In this game, you play as a dwarf. What you do is completely up to you. Your main goal is to be as dwarfy as possible. Good luck!

[IronyOwl]

The dining hall, obviously. There's something about a siege on, but we're thirsty damn it.

To that end, let's go get ourselves a drink.

[borno]

((Item Acquired: Full mug 'o beer!))

[Trapezohedron]

Guzzle it bro. And guzzle the bucket o' rum. And then, guzzle that modded liquid over there. Let's see what it does.

[borno]

((Item lost: Full mug 'o beer, Item gained, Bucket 'o rum, Item lost, Bucket 'o rum,))

You feel one step closer to becoming a TRUE DORF

[terkiey]

check the guy for socks

[kingfisher1112]

Make a dacite throne. Also, idle.

[Trapezohedron]

Make a dacite microcline throne. Also, idle.

Fix'd. Utilize imitation chinese candy to build chairs.

[borno]

Sorry for the delay. Anyway, this thing ain't dead yet!


You find Pig Tail Fiber Socks. You take them and put them on.

You make a !!Dacite Microcline Throne!! To bad the flames catch and you catch on fire.



You idle 3 scenes. Way to go.

Suddenly, your not half the man you used to be.
((I see that joke cropping up everywhere on the forums.))
((Item gained: Pig tail Fibre Socks, Chairs, DaciteMicroline Throne))
((Items Lost: Chest, Stomach, DaciteMicroline, Imitation Chinese Candy))

[Spinal_Taper]

What happened to our fat?

[borno]

Here is your fat.
((No backs!))

[JackOSpades]

construct wall (making sure that we are on the wrong side of said wall of course.)
Begin hunting vermin...

[ComradeGafarov]

Try to construct something, then cancel because you do not have a proper surface.

[borno]

This was about to die a peaceful death, but then ComradeGafarov forced me to post. 


Dwarf McDwarf cancels build wall: Wrong Surface.

Whilst hunting vermin, you find... Something. It... It must be an alien. Ah well, all the more meat for you!
((Item acquired: Look of Hunger!))

[IronyOwl]

Tame alien by feeding it a plump helmet or piece of raw salmon, whichever is closest. No we don't care what it normally eats.